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Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
her style was discrete
her tight body was petite
she really liked meat

a dark tale of woe
from so many years ago
i still miss her so
Haiku # 34461 February 15, 2006 6:48 am ET
by ash
On Charles Street, Back Bay
Stylist proffered Sambuca
A quaff and coiffure
Haiku # 34460 February 14, 2006 10:30 pm ET
by Lush
Too many passwords
When soused can't recall them all
"Memento" tatoos?
Haiku # 34459 February 14, 2006 8:48 pm ET
by Lush
rockin' awesome bod
but jesus, god damn! girl,
your face is wretched
Haiku # 34458 February 14, 2006 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku poetry
That is made by Zachary
How good it does sound
***
Saint Valentine
Haiku # 34457 February 14, 2006 7:02 pm ET
by Zac H. of IL, USA
Your lawyer's no good???
You shot a man in cold blood!!!
Cheney - Where Brainy???
Haiku # 34456 February 14, 2006 6:21 pm ET
by koyaanisqatsi
A monk getting drunk,
obsessed by nuns in bad puns,
can
Haiku # 34455 February 14, 2006 4:35 pm ET
by Legless
Pulsating squirmings
clenching goose-bumps on my cheeks.
The anal orgasm.
Haiku # 34454 February 14, 2006 3:57 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
From her afterglow,
audible satisfaction:
a front bottom burp.
Haiku # 34453 February 14, 2006 3:42 pm ET
by Lost Boy
Girl asked me out
It was kinda odd to me.
Screwed her sister
Haiku # 34452 February 14, 2006 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just flunked a test
Even though i tried my best.
Fucked the teacher
Haiku # 34451 February 14, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Angel of the light.
Be thou blessed to be caressed
in a dream this night.
Haiku # 34450 February 14, 2006 10:31 am ET
by Baloo
cartoons
facing the truth
can be grotesque
Haiku # 34449 February 14, 2006 8:44 am ET
by one of the murdered
Sod this for a game.
Is purple member the glory.
We all aspire to?
Haiku # 34448 February 14, 2006 6:10 am ET
by BishopBeck of On the bridge.
Santa Maria
Del Buen Ayre, Go Tan Project
Top Tango music
Haiku # 34447 February 14, 2006 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
My Rosses are red
Violets are blue. Valentines
Only Just for you
Haiku # 34446 February 14, 2006 4:20 am ET
by Like to spread happiness
Stars wink to the Sun
as he sinks below the ground
unrequited Love
Haiku # 34445 February 13, 2006 10:16 pm ET
by caseyH of atlanta
The Great Muhamed
Seventy virgins promised,
I'd settle for one
Haiku # 34444 February 13, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by Abrahamn of Somewhere else
Plunged in my rectum
Is Cupid's errant arrow.
Masochist's eros.
Haiku # 34443 February 13, 2006 6:43 pm ET
by Lush
pimp my ride for your pleasure, joy for all to crash, ned swathed in wreaths of tribute , heroic pink memberadiddly
Haiku # 34442 February 13, 2006 5:13 pm ET
by anonymous of uk
Colander for hat
brain safe from green men
not safe from robots though
Haiku # 34441 February 13, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by ao7hin
tomorrow is not...
the only day of lovers!
it's our day to love?
Haiku # 34440 February 13, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
Woke up in odd room
Something moving beside me.
another notch on belt
Haiku # 34439 February 13, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
inapt angers
seeded by
valid views
Haiku # 34438 February 13, 2006 9:47 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
I cast my eyes south
alas no wood do I see
he sleeps like a log
Haiku # 34437 February 13, 2006 8:42 am ET
by mellie
dick dead-eye he's not
seems he's just a rotten shot
seems he's just rotten
Haiku # 34436 February 13, 2006 8:38 am ET
by mellie
when you look down south
australians can show you wood
see them cast a spell
Haiku # 34435 February 13, 2006 8:12 am ET
by ash
unpredictable
when republicans taste blood
be careful dan quayle
Haiku # 34434 February 13, 2006 6:51 am ET
by ash
that has got to hurt
the chance of one less lawyer
and he just wings him
Haiku # 34433 February 13, 2006 6:44 am ET
by ash
'Duck' confusion!!!
Dick Cheney, trigger happy?
shot some guys cranium.
Haiku # 34432 February 12, 2006 7:06 pm ET
by koyaanisqatsi of manchester, UK
There is no desert
among the pines of our land.
Be true to yourself.
Haiku # 34431 February 12, 2006 6:28 pm ET
by our time of our place
racing wheels; blue light.
reckless nurburgring moment.
bob's folly.
Haiku # 34430 February 12, 2006 6:10 pm ET
by Harlot of UK
An errant ember
lies burning outside the hearth.
Foreign faith kills us.
Haiku # 34429 February 12, 2006 6:07 pm ET
by our place of our time
Steaming on a dish
and fresh from nature
Haiku # 34428 February 12, 2006 4:56 pm ET
by johnny rotten
I can see the light.
I want to be born again.
Open wide, Mother.
Haiku # 34427 February 12, 2006 4:53 pm ET
by normal
Sheer bliss: baby oil
massaged into my buttocks
by Thai lady-boys.
Haiku # 34426 February 12, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
I find a dead mole
and slowly tear it apart.
I disgust myself.
Haiku # 34425 February 12, 2006 11:01 am ET
by johnny rotten
Ring on my finger
Glitters on someone
Haiku # 34424 February 12, 2006 8:15 am ET
by M*G
so what about that
wasn't that just fantastic
oh, you aren't watching
Haiku # 34423 February 12, 2006 5:15 am ET
by ash
Rest upon your gifts
Nothing worth doing is hard
Eschew exercise
Haiku # 34422 February 11, 2006 9:08 pm ET
by Lush
Warm blood seeps under
door, till it dries crimson on
its lifeless owner.
Haiku # 34421 February 11, 2006 8:19 pm ET
by Danah of The Garden State
Heil is five foot three
Weighs one fifty three. Won gold!
All downhill from here
Haiku # 34420 February 11, 2006 3:35 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Jug of putrid wine
And free web pornography
Budgeted weekend
Haiku # 34419 February 11, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by Lush
Jennifer Heil wins
with a freestyle work of art.
Canada takes gold.
Haiku # 34418 February 11, 2006 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Toronto Haikus
Always 'cold', 'grey', 'heat', 'beer'
(Not in that order)
Haiku # 34417 February 11, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Null
Haiku # 34416 February 11, 2006 2:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Null
Haiku # 34415 February 11, 2006 2:35 pm ET
by Null
My haiku exam
It's tomorrow - like always
Prime numbers. No rhymes.
Haiku # 34414 February 11, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Ray Conniff's last gig
Liza Millelli's wedding
Did Somewhere My Love
Haiku # 34413 February 11, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Ray conniff singers
Ok, but Andy Williams
Sang it too, I
Haiku # 34412 February 11, 2006 9:58 am ET
by I may be wrong