sponsor this haiku
my fan base will kiss your arse
for the right money

lush make love not kill
experiment do not fear
submit for cash dough

Flagrant misnomer:
"spontaneous combustion."
A heat source exists.

Someone please kill max
And all associated
With productmoment

commercial haiku
productmoment dot com yes
money money man

Hanging by ankles,
then continuous blow-backs.
Crumple to the floor.

I think that 10K
is just not big enough for
all human culture.

Alveoli filled
Rapid transfer THC
Floor far beneath me

Sparse erudition
Paves the road to perdition.
Baked ... in Hell's Kitchen.

An epoch reform
Wherein the "C" in CE
is much more common?

It's logic'ly sound,
But will accelerate the
Y10K crisis.

I drove for five miles
to get dog food, then realised
I don

P

It

I suppose Baffin
Is Legal where it

Glaciation and
modern civilization?
They never happened!

Nobody told me
the damned ice age was over.
Bloody freezing here.

Don

NULL

NULL

You

End of recent gla-
ciation; rise of modern
civilization.

Quality of haiku,
seismic shocks and horny whales.
They all come in waves.

this isnt even a dumb poem! it dont even ryme@

My angel Ashley
Is mine in every way
Yet, stolen from me

Quoteth Moe Szyslak:
"Tatum'll fustigate 'im!"
verb, beat with a club

What is a Ukraine?
Whatever is a Black sea coast?
Odessa? soda water?

The Creationists
are the stupidest people
that ever evolved.

Could it be Australians?
Self admitted Haiku nerds
Tempting us to ask

who is more stupid
me for writing this haiku
or you for reading

infecting the world
like the hiv virus
dumb repetition

If stupidity
Equals violence then US
How many gun deaths

On this Earth of ours
Who are the stupidest?
People of us all

For Americans!
Odessa is in Ukraine
On the Black sea coast

75 % of
All teenagers tested in
Odessa has HIV

Our surfers are tough
Surf in winter when it snows
Howling gales as well

He surfs off Scily
Silly sharks and Englishmen
Basking in coldness

No, he didn't surf
Katsushika Hokusai
These things go in waves

A circle of jerks
Engaged in a daisy chain
Crass pollination

Mouth over cat

Starting to wake up,
I yawn, stretch and scratch my nuts.
Shit! It

I hang upside down,
let the tar drain from my lungs.
I smoke far too much.

My coffee is cold.
I microwave it again.
My coffee is warm.

I lay on the bed
and float up to the ceiling.
It

How

We just had coffee
I am still in love with her
Miss my ex lover

Our sea

Teetering madness
I just ignore my problems
Hope they go away

How was I to know?
It

streams of consciousness
strange tangential communions
contagious madness

i write about surf
using the vernacular
and you chuck that up