korg m1 you old bitch
your cheap tech house piano
get out of my brain

Copyright

what if it is his?
his haikus not yours - that's fine?
checked the site - all his!

emailed them just now
they offer to share income
with contributors

You

i'll donate my brain
you can have my kidneys too
but piss on yourself

i'm keeping my heart
and the shit on my liver
and of course, my spleen

it is my talent
only he offers me nix
and the risk as well

pay me a bucket
buy my soul with big dollars
and make me your bitch

but i'll need samples
lots of real cute assistants
and a makeover

i am not convinced
why not earn money - any way?
it's not your talent

you seen to enjoy
writing commercial haiku
is it frustration?

when I forget things
tearing through my libraries
is a waste of now

don't call me angry
recognise that my madness
is not emotion

what is the problem ?
we're the creativity
so max gets rich free

send all your money
janis knows how to find me
for a commission

(commercial haiku)
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dyson sucks big time
even more than this blog bait
hooked to the hotlink

we all need money
but not from prostitution
by pimpin' haiku

The great thing is you
don't need a lot of money
when rich with haiku

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i'm just confirming it's mine
for the copyright

inspirational
commercial imperative
art for money's sake

get to work janis
negotiate with hallmark
maybe "bad franchise"

i'm so serious
you should believe every word
if you're gullible

I have to admit
I am Nobody because
Nobody is perfect

At intersection
Of aesthetics and commerce:
Satan in repose

(commercial haiku)
****************
Reading Bad Haiku?
Find it a pain in the ass?
Try this remedy.

Johnny 5 got free
Fell in love with A. Sheedy
Guttenberg can act.

much anger they have
haikus they write? or lawsuite
as yoda would say

For Ash
I can understand
Your position but no one
Looks at his website

what is the problem?
art and money together?
ash, give me a break

ash is a wanker
thinks his haiku is a claim
silly wanker ash

geek panhandler
who'd beg our words for nothing
so he can sell them

Clearly the product
of a moment spent riding
Satan's big 'ol cock!

always liked my palm
but now it's electronic
am i a wanker ?


march 7, 2001 (see the archives)
- i am claiming documented prior publication of the concept of product inspired haiku

my lawyer will be in touch

take all legal risk
and surrender copyright
is that possible

should i press submit
it seems you really mean it
no, seriously

i write some haiku
and you sell them to sponsors
it sure beats working

sponsor this haiku
my fan base will kiss your arse
for the right money

lush make love not kill
experiment do not fear
submit for cash dough

Flagrant misnomer:
"spontaneous combustion."
A heat source exists.

Someone please kill max
And all associated
With productmoment

commercial haiku
productmoment dot com yes
money money man

Hanging by ankles,
then continuous blow-backs.
Crumple to the floor.

I think that 10K
is just not big enough for
all human culture.

Alveoli filled
Rapid transfer THC
Floor far beneath me

Sparse erudition
Paves the road to perdition.
Baked ... in Hell's Kitchen.

An epoch reform
Wherein the "C" in CE
is much more common?

It's logic'ly sound,
But will accelerate the
Y10K crisis.

I drove for five miles
to get dog food, then realised
I don

P

It

I suppose Baffin
Is Legal where it

Glaciation and
modern civilization?
They never happened!

Nobody told me
the damned ice age was over.
Bloody freezing here.

Don

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