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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Christ love is painful
When it is unrequited
My heart is aching
Haiku # 34744 March 2, 2006 4:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

















Do clouds in the sky
Ever get tired floating
So high above us?
Haiku # 34743 March 2, 2006 4:48 am ET
by Alan Lawton of California
Act like I don
Haiku # 34742 March 2, 2006 4:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Acting nonchalant
Can
Haiku # 34741 March 2, 2006 4:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
She
Haiku # 34740 March 2, 2006 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vision of beauty
In diaphanous black
I want to hold her
Haiku # 34739 March 2, 2006 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Kissed her on the cheek
Our mouths met and passion grew
Only in my dreams!
Haiku # 34738 March 2, 2006 4:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dog
Haiku # 34737 March 2, 2006 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Freezing cold morning
Can
Haiku # 34736 March 2, 2006 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
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Haiku # 34735 March 2, 2006 1:17 am ET
by NULL
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Haiku # 34734 March 2, 2006 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34733 March 2, 2006 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34732 March 2, 2006 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34731 March 2, 2006 12:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34730 March 2, 2006 12:33 am ET
by NULL of NULL
NULL
Haiku # 34729 March 2, 2006 12:23 am ET
by NULL of NULL
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Haiku # 34728 March 2, 2006 12:20 am ET
by NULL of NULL
An earwax vacuum
Lets robot voices compete
With those in my head
Haiku # 34727 March 2, 2006 12:14 am ET
by Lush
NULL
Haiku # 34726 March 2, 2006 12:01 am ET
by NULL of NULL
NULL
Haiku # 34725 March 2, 2006 12:01 am ET
by NULL of NULL
Satellites ripple
high frequency chorals down
to the waterbugs
Haiku # 34724 March 1, 2006 10:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Beyond the blue curve
a satellite twinkles down
to the waterbugs
Haiku # 34723 March 1, 2006 10:04 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
An armadillo
pulls a nearly eaten arm
back into its den
Haiku # 34722 March 1, 2006 9:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Nice when friends are round.
The doorbell rings, I answer
and one more rolls in.
Haiku # 34721 March 1, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by sad haiku
Cool dude, sharing food,
speaking out with attitude,
saves humungitude.
Haiku # 34720 March 1, 2006 4:25 pm ET
by MC Respect
The cold bitter wind
Comes streaming through the wall cracks
Makes occupants cold
Haiku # 34719 March 1, 2006 3:38 pm ET
by Janis
The US Army
worshiping a rising sun.
Bikini Atoll.
Haiku # 34718 March 1, 2006 3:29 pm ET
by 15 megatons
sparrow pit drinkers
wing away in dizzy arcs
speculating why
Haiku # 34717 March 1, 2006 2:47 pm ET
by annon
Standing on my head
naked in the rain, sparrows
drink from my armpits.
Haiku # 34716 March 1, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by Mad Ken
Oh, how I saw you!
through two cardboard tubes
fastened to my eyes
Haiku # 34715 March 1, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

Stiletto Workout
New fad proves the old adage
That time wounds all heels


Haiku # 34714 March 1, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Using native tongue
Navajo Code Talkers had
Japanese nonplus
Haiku # 34713 March 1, 2006 1:29 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Dancing with Lorna
Graceful and with energy
Feels good in my arms
*
Fast multiple spins
She
Haiku # 34712 March 1, 2006 8:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Pushed him down the list
His is a sad condition
Scribble
Haiku # 34711 March 1, 2006 5:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Its ok I know
I
Haiku # 34710 March 1, 2006 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Sang,
Haiku # 34709 March 1, 2006 4:50 am ET
by William Nippress
On the whole, don
Haiku # 34708 March 1, 2006 4:39 am ET
by I just can
Sang Karaoke
This time in my register
Friends said was that you?
Haiku # 34707 March 1, 2006 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress, I was surprised how good I was after last time.
Twenty four year old girl
Flung her arms around my neck
Sitting on my lap
Haiku # 34706 March 1, 2006 4:29 am ET
by I may look like her father, but I
Do not fear my friends
His words can
Haiku # 34705 March 1, 2006 4:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mentally unsafe
His straightjacket has worked loos
Needs chemical cosh
Haiku # 34704 March 1, 2006 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34703 March 1, 2006 12:48 am ET
by NULL of NULL
NULL
Haiku # 34702 March 1, 2006 12:42 am ET
by NULL of NULL
Left same Right same Left:
Chains,Blood,Bungle and Sane- Brain-Theft
In the Middle on Wings don't riddle
Haiku # 34701 February 28, 2006 10:11 pm ET
by wosky
Cheney casting a Spaghetti Eastern
The old man was mistaken for a quail
He just wanted to say:Cheese...Please!
Haiku # 34700 February 28, 2006 9:53 pm ET
by wosky
You catch red herrings
Down at the McGuffin Lake
Sushi plot device
Haiku # 34699 February 28, 2006 8:19 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Mark grade eight poems
One more "Horses running free"
I'll gouge my eyes out
Haiku # 34698 February 28, 2006 8:13 pm ET
by Brady of Tronto
I am a weird snake
white, fuzzy, some kind of beak
and big kick'n legs
Haiku # 34697 February 28, 2006 7:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
She: "I go in spurts."
Me: "That is _so ironic!
I'm the opposite!"
Haiku # 34696 February 28, 2006 7:10 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Time flies like arrows
Tempus Fugit - So? Fruitflies
Like a banana
Haiku # 34695 February 28, 2006 7:00 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto