No soup for you
No gals in Serbia
For the Serbs

unbelievable
gastroenterological
examination

Trekkies are the shiyat
Be at 1 w/ them
Transcedence

A 'Lost in Space' fan
I found myself ostracized by
obessive Trekkies

Sumguy from Sumwhere
Could see your reply
What was you gonna say?

From the Bridge of Sighs,
we both take a dump upstream,
pinch at the same time.
>
At the downstream side,
we lean over to watch for
whose log floats out first.

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nah u shut up u

Yeah what about it??

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Pit now
If you an't a Christian
Hell's breaking loose

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My coffee tastes cold.
I put my head in the fridge.
It tastes warm again.

Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo
Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee
Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick

is this a haiku
I do not know if it is
can you please check it

i like my coffee cup
like i like
my shoes (This is bad haiku, bad, this is...)

Whaddaya sink o'my haiku
i am haiku tzar
Like Igor d'Terrible

dance the dance of lurve
do the horizontal bop
taking turns on top

She

Antidisestab-
lishmentarianism
is a long, long word.

Just five syllables.
Seven on the second line!
Then, five once again.

Don't break my heart, my
Achy, breaky heart, it might
Blow up, kill this man.

Orange, lemon, and lime
Haikus aren

asphyxiating
held down by the ocean's might
i was a salted

I craveth LeBomb
A shared Sharpie fulfillment
Marry me Betty

brief paralysis
most enchanted by LeBomb
therein lies my lady

Ray Johnson was a
revelatory moment
ultimate art form

My dog looked at me
very seriously and
threw back seven pints

Shady ice cream cone
with raisons, potatoes, and
flecks of diced turtle

My shaft within fist
Before flat screen monitor
High res spank support

Oh, art school drama
is setting my paint on fire
got gonorrea

"Between two evils,
I always pick the one I
never tried before."


-- words of wisdom by Mae West

I kissed her goodbye
Whispered,

Several approaches
A women like

Chatted up a friend
I said come naked to bed
She said

Good looking and young
Doctors were never like this
When I was a lad

Chatted up Doctor
She slim attractive, nice eyes
Should have asked her out

Love and obsession
But a mad psychiatrist
Sees only problems

You Physiatrists
You

Do not discount love
The strongest of emotions
Can distorts the truth

Obsession maybe
But this sleep deprivation
Causing confusion

I doze sitting up
Lest I fall into deep sleep
Still have much to do

obsession hovers
practical inner musing
governs fixation

I have to sleep now
My desk, my work, has to wait
Cannot fight it more

Slumped in my chair
Exhausted through lack of sleep
I stay my passion

Holding her feels good
I