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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
soul where sadness squats
screams its rebirth pain in joy
delivers new love
Haiku # 35124 ↗ March 22, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by fabulosa
soft foetal curled ball
mossy-down child green with growth
safe from rolling stone
Haiku # 35123 ↗ March 22, 2006 11:52 am ET
by fabulosa
we all do that ash
or I would be dead by now
I'm idiotic
Haiku # 35122 ↗ March 22, 2006 11:47 am ET
by mellie
My exploration
Places where no one
Haiku # 35121 ↗ March 22, 2006 9:40 am ET
by MMM
Your untouched secrets
My woman of mystery
I long to explore
Haiku # 35120 ↗ March 22, 2006 9:37 am ET
by MMM
Sometimes you
Haiku # 35119 ↗ March 22, 2006 9:33 am ET
by Ash fan club
sometimes i'm brilliant
sometimes i'm an idiot
i can live with that
Haiku # 35118 ↗ March 22, 2006 6:48 am ET
by ash
Lost in the mountains
for over seventeen days
news at eleven
Haiku # 35117 ↗ March 22, 2006 2:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Welcoming embrace
Thrill of anticipation
In my lovers arms
Haiku # 35116 ↗ March 21, 2006 12:46 pm ET
by MMM
Mighty meaty mate
I
Haiku # 35115 ↗ March 21, 2006 11:43 am ET
by MMM: Mighty meaty mate
Lawyer
Haiku # 35114 ↗ March 21, 2006 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I watch for the signs
Our mother
Haiku # 35113 ↗ March 21, 2006 7:17 am ET
by William Nippress
If my words touch you
Let them stay with you awhile
Rest your pain with me
Haiku # 35112 ↗ March 21, 2006 7:02 am ET
by MMM
oh wonderous turd
an ode to you on this day
I'll miss you a lot
Haiku # 35111 ↗ March 21, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Although I
Haiku # 35110 ↗ March 21, 2006 6:46 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
warm air and cool ground
breeze carries flower spring smell
comfortable nap
Haiku # 35109 ↗ March 21, 2006 1:48 am ET
by 30°
My goatee is red
Some people say it's ginger
I wish it was black
Haiku # 35108 ↗ March 20, 2006 11:13 pm ET
by Mike of Ontario
he has just left me
in hollow soul vales cold fog
cools desire's embers
Haiku # 35107 ↗ March 20, 2006 7:27 pm ET
by fabulosa
A crimson failure,
Disappointed loving is
Jealousy writ LARGE
Haiku # 35106 ↗ March 20, 2006 7:21 pm ET
by Sourest Grape
Love? Failed at that too
Life is full of disapointments
That's my biggest one
Haiku # 35105 ↗ March 20, 2006 4:11 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

A business failure
A failure in relationships
And with Haiku too
Haiku # 35104 ↗ March 20, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Look failure up in
the dictionary and you'll
find my picture there
Haiku # 35103 ↗ March 20, 2006 3:37 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Always a failure
A failure in business, finance,
Relationships, love
Haiku # 35102 ↗ March 20, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Always a failure
Life is full of disapointments
She's my biggest one
Haiku # 35101 ↗ March 20, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

I just can't please her
Life is full of disapointments
I'm her biggest one
Haiku # 35100 ↗ March 20, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Can't make her happy
Life is full of disapointments
I'm her biggest one
Haiku # 35099 ↗ March 20, 2006 3:19 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
My eyes mustn
Haiku # 35098 ↗ March 20, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
solo tightrope man
my eyes are your safety net
you can look down now
Haiku # 35097 ↗ March 20, 2006 8:05 am ET
by fabulosa
Softly at my side
Naked arm snakes across me
Lovers warm embrace
*
Her skin perfection
Her breasts teasing my eyes
Irresistible
*
Her cute round bottom
Draws my hand down to her peach
Warm wet flawless dream
*
Salty tears well up
Her tenderness offered me
I melt in her arms
Haiku # 35096 ↗ March 20, 2006 7:52 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
Ice-cold wind blows in
We lay gasping watching clouds
Bodies craving warmth
Haiku # 35095 ↗ March 20, 2006 7:37 am ET
by William Nippress
The journey begins
Excitement, trepidation
In equal measure
Haiku # 35094 ↗ March 20, 2006 7:25 am ET
by William Nippress
She
Haiku # 35093 ↗ March 20, 2006 6:37 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
Even half a world
With electronic poems
Separation
Haiku # 35092 ↗ March 20, 2006 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress
half a world away
jambo jambo old a.p.
whereabouts are you
Haiku # 35091 ↗ March 20, 2006 5:10 am ET
by ash
Craft project gone wrong
glue covered cotton ball tree
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 35090 ↗ March 20, 2006 3:45 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tip-toeing along
tail up, making jingle sounds
a cat on a leash
Haiku # 35089 ↗ March 20, 2006 3:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A long wet winter
time to get off our asses
and mulch the garden
Haiku # 35088 ↗ March 20, 2006 3:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I apologize
for slapping your cock with this
sock full of ketchup
Haiku # 35087 ↗ March 20, 2006 3:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I apologize
for slapping your pet with this
sock full of ketchup
Haiku # 35086 ↗ March 20, 2006 3:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
hello to old ash
remember the old ap
now an african
Haiku # 35085 ↗ March 19, 2006 3:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Echo Tone Rehearsal
Freedom of Speech, even in Serbia
All right
Haiku # 35084 ↗ March 19, 2006 12:35 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Look at it pretty closely
brother
Smoke now
Cannot get away from the pit
Switch restart
Switch now
holy cow
Haiku # 35083 ↗ March 19, 2006 11:50 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
RedNeck said
if he dreams big, just
Take him out the easiest way
Haiku # 35082 ↗ March 19, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Quicklearner, a panoptical
learns lessons fast
And learns them well
Haiku # 35081 ↗ March 19, 2006 11:25 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
No free land like America
home of the
Brave
Haiku # 35080 ↗ March 19, 2006 10:52 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Serbo Secret Service
"a piece of shit"
High school dropouts
Haiku # 35079 ↗ March 19, 2006 10:50 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Haikuing away
all my life and midnight oil.
A labour of love.
Haiku # 35078 ↗ March 19, 2006 5:08 am ET
by waster
life imitates art
just like art imitates life
both are pretentious
Haiku # 35077 ↗ March 18, 2006 11:41 pm ET
by ash
yeah like now i can
be like an artist because
i have been published
Haiku # 35076 ↗ March 18, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by llamo linda of san antonio
I go beer hunting
With Dick Cheney. My advice
Better to duck hunt
Haiku # 35075 ↗ March 18, 2006 1:29 am ET
by Brady of Toronto