Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
He sits at our side
Eternally awaiting
Time passing him by
Haiku # 35310 March 30, 2006 10:03 am ET
by william Nippress
Take comfort from life
We
Haiku # 35309 March 30, 2006 9:27 am ET
by William Nippress
a side of human
looks quite like a side of beef
except for the arm
Haiku # 35308 March 30, 2006 9:26 am ET
by mount madonna mama
ephemeral light
flickering behind his eyes
soon it will be gone
Haiku # 35307 March 30, 2006 9:19 am ET
by mount madonna mama
small vee pressed in mud
a faint arrangement of leaves
it leads to water
Haiku # 35306 March 30, 2006 9:15 am ET
by mount madonna mama
pink earthworms pushing
up between the roots and dirt
blind straining toward light
Haiku # 35305 March 30, 2006 9:10 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Danced with my lady
Awkward at first but felt my
Rhythm returning
Haiku # 35304 March 30, 2006 7:39 am ET
by William Nippress
At Salsa last night
I was so stiff, not rhythmic
Not danced for two weeks
Haiku # 35303 March 30, 2006 7:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Searching surroundings
A house for Fabulosa
Last piece of jigsaw?
Haiku # 35302 March 30, 2006 7:22 am ET
by MMM
A space to live in
Uncompromised promises
A place to renew
Haiku # 35301 March 30, 2006 7:18 am ET
by MMM
To dream of living
A view to inspiration
This new sanctuary
Haiku # 35300 March 30, 2006 7:14 am ET
by MMM
All hail to great Ash
As ever straight to the point
How do you do it?
Haiku # 35299 March 30, 2006 7:09 am ET
by Ash fan club
apostasy now
hanafi is hanafi
don't hound that afghan
Haiku # 35298 March 30, 2006 6:36 am ET
by ash
it's off the planet
suddenly the sun gets mooned
totally eclipsed
Haiku # 35297 March 30, 2006 6:10 am ET
by ash
Pretty nifty site,
of the truly cringeworthy.
Worst. Haiku. Evar!
Haiku # 35296 March 29, 2006 10:14 pm ET
by Sharpie of DC
Angry co-worker:
he asks "PC Load Letter?
the fsck does that mean?!"

In my cubicle,
most precious thing in my life.
Shiny red stapler...

From my old office,
I could look outside and see
merry squirrels at play.
Haiku # 35295 March 29, 2006 10:01 pm ET
by Milton Waddams of Storage B
I.T. dark ages,
trying to write a DOS batch file.
Abort, retry, fail...
Haiku # 35294 March 29, 2006 9:43 pm ET
by Sharpie of DC
While using Windows
I tried to change the font size.
The system has crashed.
Haiku # 35293 March 29, 2006 9:39 pm ET
by Sharpie of DC
In sov'iet Russia
Really bad haiku writes you!
Sorry about that! :P
Haiku # 35292 March 29, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by Sharpie of DC
'twas cynicism
or rampant drug ingestion
no further haiku
Haiku # 35291 March 29, 2006 8:59 pm ET
by Lush
Return to childhood
and jab with your yellow straws
the juice box cometh
Haiku # 35290 March 29, 2006 8:33 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Drowning twenty feet
from shore; Nixon throws me just
fifteen-foot of rope.
Haiku # 35289 March 29, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Pheonix, AZ
Til work do us part.
When my death was predicted
He broke the contract
Haiku # 35288 March 29, 2006 10:57 am ET
by fabulosa phoenix fire
life is like the luge
you get to go downhill fast
and then it's finished
Haiku # 35287 March 29, 2006 8:53 am ET
by ash
You must obey me
Resistance is futile earthlings
Your world is ours now
Haiku # 35286 March 29, 2006 8:34 am ET
by Little green (Bush) man
No more searching now
This find is ours to keep
Our souls journeys end
Haiku # 35285 March 29, 2006 5:59 am ET
by MMM
Once upon a time
A long light lifetime ago
we grew together
*
Time, tide, suffering
Divided our entwined souls
Let us learn apart
*
Seeing deep we teach
each other, share our learning
re-entwining souls
*
Reunited, joined
We feel deep recognition
Welcome each back home
Haiku # 35284 March 29, 2006 5:52 am ET
by fabulosa bifurcata
Rested healed alive
Nurtured by enriching love
Joyful I awoke
Haiku # 35283 March 29, 2006 5:38 am ET
by fabulosa
Kindred souls entwined
Drawn, soaring ever upwards
Shackles broken free
Haiku # 35282 March 29, 2006 5:21 am ET
by MMM
I held you last night
Through your tears of sad sorrow
For what was denied
*
The promise broken
Though the pains not mine tears form
Draining yours away
Haiku # 35281 March 29, 2006 5:12 am ET
by MMM
I would that you could
See you through my eyes held soft
Such love you would feel
Haiku # 35280 March 29, 2006 5:05 am ET
by MMM
Light shines in her eyes
Radiant beauty within
So long held locked
Haiku # 35279 March 29, 2006 4:59 am ET
by MMM
To quench this hot flame
Then let me plunge my hose deep
The vessel to fill
*
The essence of life
This water salted from me
The seed of mankind
Haiku # 35278 March 29, 2006 4:55 am ET
by MMM
This woman of charms
Coyly she glances at me
Setting me on fire
Haiku # 35277 March 29, 2006 4:48 am ET
by MMM
Circling the earth
Wonder if I will return
Look up and wave me
Haiku # 35276 March 29, 2006 4:41 am ET
by little green man
Mutual pleasure gifts
Softly I trace her body
Exciting us both
Haiku # 35275 March 29, 2006 4:36 am ET
by MMM
His words transformed
Now there
Haiku # 35274 March 29, 2006 4:32 am ET
by William Nippress
License my roving hands, and
let them go before, behind,
between, above, below
Haiku # 35273 March 29, 2006 4:26 am ET
by John Donne
Exquisite flower
Softly I hold her legs high
Spread her lips open
*
Gasps of excitement
I examine the soft flesh
Tenderly touch her
Haiku # 35272 March 29, 2006 4:20 am ET
by MMM
Casting the soft breeze
Our mother whispers our names
Come to me children
Haiku # 35271 March 29, 2006 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Sanity returns
Thanks Mount Madonna mama
You have saved us all
Haiku # 35270 March 29, 2006 4:05 am ET
by William Nippress
My haiku lick
bouncing off the ceiling
Someone firing rounds in distance
Haiku # 35269 March 29, 2006 2:51 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Gosh, have not tried that
philly steak in ages
Best at Steves (> of New Queen Ln and Conrad)
Haiku # 35268 March 29, 2006 2:51 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
It always were : us against them
But who are we and who are them
An't fully understood
*
Big shouters
I scream learning me dog
To fetch me the newspapers
Haiku # 35267 March 29, 2006 12:20 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Queen Janice holding strength
to her favorite loser
Rejoicing in the hands of the golden empress ;)
Haiku # 35266 March 29, 2006 12:16 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Weak and pathetic sumbitch
multiplied by two
By many
Haiku # 35265 March 29, 2006 12:09 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Ace and an 8
buddied up to a pair of 6s
Wild Billy, what was you thinking
Haiku # 35264 March 29, 2006 12:05 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
When you learn your grammar
and finish elementary school
you may be one heck of a decent haiku poet
*
Untill then my Bulgarian buddy
keep trying to find a sense
Of what I was trying to say
*
In my MegaEmperor galactical poetry
as I have that much to add
there is no place fur innocence
Haiku # 35263 March 28, 2006 11:59 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
lightning striking all
around, come here lil' I.T.
troll, hold this steel pole
Haiku # 35262 March 28, 2006 7:06 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
tiny beads of green
push themselves up through the dirt
straining for sunlight
Haiku # 35261 March 28, 2006 1:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama