Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Too deranged and need to shrink
my beast belly is growing
almost touching my knee
my beast belly is growing
almost touching my knee
by of Belgrade, Serbia
Fruits of orange, pink,
avacado are growing
on my sushi tree
avacado are growing
on my sushi tree
by
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
***
there is an irony in this haiku.
it is not a call for someone to poison my food or to kill me.
i wanna write poetry as i do and still be free
to enter any premises, coffee shop or restaurant
without fear that someone working there will be willing
to obliterate me for not writing patriotic stuff.
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
***
there is an irony in this haiku.
it is not a call for someone to poison my food or to kill me.
i wanna write poetry as i do and still be free
to enter any premises, coffee shop or restaurant
without fear that someone working there will be willing
to obliterate me for not writing patriotic stuff.
by of Belgrade, Serbia
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
by of Belgrade, Serbia
A nice little cock,
sharp white with a big red head,
he fights like a pro.
sharp white with a big red head,
he fights like a pro.
by of Vermont
a moist opening,
just ripe for penetration,
sweet jelly doughnut.
just ripe for penetration,
sweet jelly doughnut.
by of Vermont
Planted bulbs last fall
200 or more - and now?
A pallet of grace
200 or more - and now?
A pallet of grace
by of Toronto
shock and awe and more
now we bring you civil war
well, that's a winner
now we bring you civil war
well, that's a winner
by
Two degrees outside,
Spring is coming, planted seeds
In the cool garden
Spring is coming, planted seeds
In the cool garden
by
Had to null those links
I am the moderator
Draw line in the sand
I am the moderator
Draw line in the sand
by
that's not good design
it's just a bunch of hotlinks
which don't seem to work
it's just a bunch of hotlinks
which don't seem to work
by
fat and sweaty crip
takes another acid trip
intravenous drip
takes another acid trip
intravenous drip
by
a broken trumpet
twisted wire of junkyard nuts
by the cyclone fence
twisted wire of junkyard nuts
by the cyclone fence
by
Awkward emotions
Boss's erotic writing
Disturbingly great
Boss's erotic writing
Disturbingly great
by of Toronto
A cold wooden floor.
I am completely naked
and eating butter.
I am completely naked
and eating butter.
by of Vermont
This looks just like porn,
you on top with heavy breasts.
What's the difference?
you on top with heavy breasts.
What's the difference?
by of Vermont
Chuck Norris roundhouse
Kicks you in the face. You die,
Inevitably.
Kicks you in the face. You die,
Inevitably.
by
A sleeping dog farts.
He looks up at his master.
Religion is born.
He looks up at his master.
Religion is born.
by
her hands cup the flame
protecting it from the wind
the fire grows strong
protecting it from the wind
the fire grows strong
by
her face to the sea
pebbles tumble from her hand
as the fog rolls in
pebbles tumble from her hand
as the fog rolls in
by
I've never been here
I don't know how I'll get through
I guess that's progress
I don't know how I'll get through
I guess that's progress
by
it doesn't matter
how hard I lean into it
gravity drags on
how hard I lean into it
gravity drags on
by
bad serbs, many
those evil lying ones
is it lying or just stupid (let them rot in hell)
those evil lying ones
is it lying or just stupid (let them rot in hell)
by
many lives are lost
all persuing a great dream
to live better lives
all persuing a great dream
to live better lives
by
awaiting broadband
optus sucks like a black hole
and i'm still waiting
(is this a product.moment ?)
optus sucks like a black hole
and i'm still waiting
(is this a product.moment ?)
by
get to the choppa
run, go, get to the choppa
get to the choppa
run, go, get to the choppa
get to the choppa
by of Toronto, ON
Claiming benefit,
eleven months without work.
Santa is lazy.
eleven months without work.
Santa is lazy.
by
Mostly sunny skies
Temps in the mid seventies
Nice weekend ahead
Temps in the mid seventies
Nice weekend ahead
by of Phoenix, AZ
Warm sunlit office
Sunny streets calling to me
Come sit, have coffee
Sunny streets calling to me
Come sit, have coffee
by
Bad day yesterday
Legal, business and personal
Thinking! Chuck it in
*
Few words with my babe
Amazingly nurturing
Put me back on track
Legal, business and personal
Thinking! Chuck it in
*
Few words with my babe
Amazingly nurturing
Put me back on track
by
your links are broken
your invite goes unanswered
you are a failed nerd
your invite goes unanswered
you are a failed nerd
by