Breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.
Twinkies and Tang: served!

Today is the last
day of the rest of your life.
You think about that.

The pressure is on.
What will be your last words? Mine:
"I feel so alive!

there's nothing too loose
when you've got nothing to lose
tighten it, anon

shocking puppetry
wiki was there before you
leaving no holds barred

With my hand up there,
you are my "kermit the frog."
Now squeal like a pig.

Ryan holds the buns.
We whip them at Mrs. Smith
from across the yard.

Cat smells like old rug.
Matted fur peers from my steak,
and this I now purge.

World's best song title?
Umm ... "Jesus Built My Hotrod."
Thank you, Ministry.

I should have told you
Ash, that i added that word
to your fib poem
:-)

The birds have attacked
Just like in the Hitchcock films
No mercy on plants

Another season
The Leafs sucking for all time
Poor old Mats Sundin

Trade Liberty for
Security, and you get
neither of them George


- Thanks to Ben Franklin (1706-1790)
for the inspiration for this Haiku.

how for to go there
it's really fundamental
place to place and back

whether tis nobler
in the mind to suffer the
slings and arrows of ...

what then shall we do
if there is nothing left and
nothing left to loose

Another day and
another dollar or so
the story is told

How to write haiku
it's pretty fundamental
to this existence

New.
Nice.
Growing
dimension
creativity.
Here's a tribute to Crimson Mind.

Thanks
Ash
Janis
Your kind words
About the Fib-ku
Were very appreciated

albino squirrel,
with a tiny light sabre,
sits on the brown rock.

I do feel sorry--
someone forgot to tell you
white guys dont wear dreads.

There is no right way
to say
poop.

Cool moon lit night
On fjords edge Erica stands
Dressed in wonder and awe

I feel
I die

Reese's pieces: yum
In my stomach: unstable
Rad'ate: glucose death

Your wry sacrilege
Will make a pithy magnet
For my Kenmore fridge

blasphemy is wrong
we're all going to rot in hell
when we die laughing

Jesus is so cool
He is born, I get presents
He dies, I get Peeps

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Our Easter service
Like hollow chocolate bunny
Empty - bad for you

First Sunday after
First full moon after vernal
equinox - Yeah. Right...

'Undead Messiah'
'Zombie Jesus' thing is sick
And really funny

that's so demonic
i surmise that you're a goth
or just sick like us

Feast on blood and flesh
and worship the living dead
crawled out of the tomb.

not the messiah
'cos i can't walk on water
i just boogie board

Easter - 'Hot crossed-buns'
On sale in the gay ghetto
Where do you file that?

When you 'hang' a man
Irregular verb; past tense
He is 'hanged', not 'hung'

Israeli dairy
The "Cheeses of Nazareth"
Jesus, that's Krafty^TM

Three hung out to die
Two for crimes they did commit
One for all of us.

jesus is risen
i got up a bit later
sleeping in's heaven

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