Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Feast on blood and flesh
and worship the living dead
crawled out of the tomb.
and worship the living dead
crawled out of the tomb.
by
not the messiah
'cos i can't walk on water
i just boogie board
'cos i can't walk on water
i just boogie board
by
Easter - 'Hot crossed-buns'
On sale in the gay ghetto
Where do you file that?
On sale in the gay ghetto
Where do you file that?
by of Toronto
When you 'hang' a man
Irregular verb; past tense
He is 'hanged', not 'hung'
Irregular verb; past tense
He is 'hanged', not 'hung'
by of Thompson
Israeli dairy
The "Cheeses of Nazareth"
Jesus, that's KraftyTM
The "Cheeses of Nazareth"
Jesus, that's KraftyTM
by of Toronto
Three hung out to die
Two for crimes they did commit
One for all of us.
Two for crimes they did commit
One for all of us.
by of Korea
jesus is risen
i got up a bit later
sleeping in's heaven
i got up a bit later
sleeping in's heaven
by
What is the half-life
Of a Tehran centrifuge?
Iran's oil bourse?
Of a Tehran centrifuge?
Iran's oil bourse?
by of Toronto
This obfuscation
Science and art - or perhaps
I'm not being clear
Science and art - or perhaps
I'm not being clear
by of Toronto
Resurrection cult
Holidays are great - you get:
Blood; nails; chocolate
Holidays are great - you get:
Blood; nails; chocolate
by of Toronto
Today I discard:
My religion- my belief
Honest. Swear to God.
My religion- my belief
Honest. Swear to God.
by of Toronto
Site
Is
Getting
Spammed by bots
Now I have to write
Script to see if poet's human
Is
Getting
Spammed by bots
Now I have to write
Script to see if poet's human
by
Nice
New
Syntax
Interesting
Fibonacci is
The name of the haiku server
New
Syntax
Interesting
Fibonacci is
The name of the haiku server
by
seven in the last
new to this form of writing
add damned to that line
new to this form of writing
add damned to that line
by
lies
lies
and lies
our "leaders"
the cole enquiry
who voted for these damned people ?
lies
and lies
our "leaders"
the cole enquiry
who voted for these damned people ?
by
Well, well ... Crimson Mind
Fibonacci sequence, eh?
Cardinal notion.
Fibonacci sequence, eh?
Cardinal notion.
by
It Goes Like This: 0-1-1-2-3-5-8
Fibs.
Terse.
Defined.
Six lines long.
Twenty syllables.
How you use them is up to you.
Fibs.
Terse.
Defined.
Six lines long.
Twenty syllables.
How you use them is up to you.
by of Phoenix, AZ
Tarsal stigmata
Holes in feet awash in blood
A lawn dart mishap
Holes in feet awash in blood
A lawn dart mishap
by
Live one's life fully
Life's a daring adventure
So enjoy the trip
Life's a daring adventure
So enjoy the trip
by of Phoenix, AZ
holy fucking shit
son of a god damn bitch
i stubbed my big toe
son of a god damn bitch
i stubbed my big toe
by of japan
my girl sitz at my khmphewter
she be programming stuff
writing me haikus
she be programming stuff
writing me haikus
by
xxx I craveth LeBomb xxx
xxx A shared Sharpie fulfillment xxx
xxx Marry me Betty xxx
by lush
xxx A shared Sharpie fulfillment xxx
xxx Marry me Betty xxx
by lush
by
Some wasters below.
Street beggars on Bad Haiku,
toss the dime of null.
Street beggars on Bad Haiku,
toss the dime of null.
by of Civilization
silly rotten bot
I will take all your spam-ku
and fill in my own
I will take all your spam-ku
and fill in my own
by
Life goes by too fast
It only hurts when I laugh
Saved the best for last
It only hurts when I laugh
Saved the best for last
by of Phoenix, AZ
in a forest hike
nature surrounds like a dike
keeping culture out
nature surrounds like a dike
keeping culture out
by of somewhere in georgia on the AT
sticky fluid yum
soda pop, syrup and cum
on a big fat bum
soda pop, syrup and cum
on a big fat bum
by of georgia
Some odd things we do
I love getting in a lift
Shouting going down
(Whilst looking a woman straight in the eyes)
I love getting in a lift
Shouting going down
(Whilst looking a woman straight in the eyes)
by
my local pimp says
you can't keep a good hoedown
without enough cash
you can't keep a good hoedown
without enough cash
by
I thought a hoedown
Had something to do with the ...
... oh dear, nevermind
Had something to do with the ...
... oh dear, nevermind
by
I thought a hoedown
Was a drunken country-dance?
Turns out I was wrong
Was a drunken country-dance?
Turns out I was wrong
by
I thought a hoedown
Was pulled between vegetables?
It turns out I
Was pulled between vegetables?
It turns out I
by
who laid whose
hoedown for another mon
please enlighten us all
hoedown for another mon
please enlighten us all
by
who laid down whose
wife for another mon
please enlighten us all
wife for another mon
please enlighten us all
by