Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Life goes by too fast
It only hurts when I laugh
Saved the best for last
It only hurts when I laugh
Saved the best for last
by of Phoenix, AZ
in a forest hike
nature surrounds like a dike
keeping culture out
nature surrounds like a dike
keeping culture out
by of somewhere in georgia on the AT
sticky fluid yum
soda pop, syrup and cum
on a big fat bum
soda pop, syrup and cum
on a big fat bum
by of georgia
Some odd things we do
I love getting in a lift
Shouting going down
(Whilst looking a woman straight in the eyes)
I love getting in a lift
Shouting going down
(Whilst looking a woman straight in the eyes)
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my local pimp says
you can't keep a good hoedown
without enough cash
you can't keep a good hoedown
without enough cash
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I thought a hoedown
Had something to do with the ...
... oh dear, nevermind
Had something to do with the ...
... oh dear, nevermind
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I thought a hoedown
Was a drunken country-dance?
Turns out I was wrong
Was a drunken country-dance?
Turns out I was wrong
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I thought a hoedown
Was pulled between vegetables?
It turns out I
Was pulled between vegetables?
It turns out I
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who laid whose
hoedown for another mon
please enlighten us all
hoedown for another mon
please enlighten us all
by
who laid down whose
wife for another mon
please enlighten us all
wife for another mon
please enlighten us all
by
I'm slowly molding
I live in a rain forest
guess what? it's raining
I live in a rain forest
guess what? it's raining
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It's funny you know
energy it takes to spam
might just get you laid
energy it takes to spam
might just get you laid
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Wielding the bottle
a crystal clear exodus
cheap vodka repent
a crystal clear exodus
cheap vodka repent
by
wielding the vacuum
like my personal aardvark
kitchen ants repent
like my personal aardvark
kitchen ants repent
by
Mood lifting salmon
Omega-3 fat acids
Dancing bear picnic
Omega-3 fat acids
Dancing bear picnic
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No better love than
when a man lays down his wife
for another man
when a man lays down his wife
for another man
by of Vermont
No greater love than
that when a man may lay down
his wife for his friend.
that when a man may lay down
his wife for his friend.
by of anytime, anyplace, anywhere
jesus on a cross
redemption through suffering
heaven on a stick
redemption through suffering
heaven on a stick
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To lay down your life
A deeper love has no man
For all of mankind
A deeper love has no man
For all of mankind
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Boy have you got lost
Want common sense from this site?
You need to get help
Want common sense from this site?
You need to get help
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oh ash please stop writing
you do not know how
it hurts my good coomon sense
you do not know how
it hurts my good coomon sense
by
Always remember
To mock those less fortunate
Than you are yourself
To mock those less fortunate
Than you are yourself
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I am only one,
I cannot do everything,
But can do something.
I cannot do everything,
But can do something.
by of Phoenix, AZ
Our shared perversions
Provoke animadversions
From priggish virgins
Provoke animadversions
From priggish virgins
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Berlin, wall down, free.
My heart is Jericho besieged
He loves my walls down
My heart is Jericho besieged
He loves my walls down
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Some days you're lucy,
sometimes Charlie Brown--today,
I am the football.
sometimes Charlie Brown--today,
I am the football.
by of Vermont
i sit bored in chair
the backrest cuts in my back
ouch it hurts a lot
the backrest cuts in my back
ouch it hurts a lot
by of latin class
Hamburgers ketchup
mustard lettuce diversity
wade the velvet sea
mustard lettuce diversity
wade the velvet sea
by of latin class
the running noses
splattering boogers on me
i wipe my face, clean
splattering boogers on me
i wipe my face, clean
by of latin class
Great zabadooey
A leg end in his own mind
Mine too come to that
(that
A leg end in his own mind
Mine too come to that
(that
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Oh how true my friend
I always bow before him
As I press delete
I always bow before him
As I press delete
by of Toronto
great zabadooey
more famous than one can say
he's better than god
more famous than one can say
he's better than god
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