Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
great zabadooey
more famous than one can say
he's better than god
more famous than one can say
he's better than god
by
Motha-Fuckin' bitch-ass
bullshit nigga stank shit
fuck, ass and twat.
bullshit nigga stank shit
fuck, ass and twat.
by
adsl rocks
i can waste time more quickly
that's efficiency
i can waste time more quickly
that's efficiency
by
half-eaten pizza
lies forgotten like Eve 6:
my awkward roommate.
lies forgotten like Eve 6:
my awkward roommate.
by of Vermont
Sale at liquor store
In cheap vino vomitus
A disgorged Pollock
In cheap vino vomitus
A disgorged Pollock
by
happy elf sees fish--
but does fish see happy elf?
such a quandary.
but does fish see happy elf?
such a quandary.
by of Vermont
bare ass in the air,
smokes cigars with her pussy.
Amsterdam sex show.
smokes cigars with her pussy.
Amsterdam sex show.
by
Almost bent double
My backs gone into spasm
The pain is intense
My backs gone into spasm
The pain is intense
by
i miss you a lot
uncreative crying mess
hopeful love for you
yes, i love you. now
and always. please forgive me
...can't live without you.
uncreative crying mess
hopeful love for you
yes, i love you. now
and always. please forgive me
...can't live without you.
by of her dreams
When I am lonely
and in need of company,
I have a sandwich.
and in need of company,
I have a sandwich.
by of Vermont
Too deranged and need to shrink
my beast belly is growing
almost touching my knee
my beast belly is growing
almost touching my knee
by of Belgrade, Serbia
Fruits of orange, pink,
avacado are growing
on my sushi tree
avacado are growing
on my sushi tree
by
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
***
there is an irony in this haiku.
it is not a call for someone to poison my food or to kill me.
i wanna write poetry as i do and still be free
to enter any premises, coffee shop or restaurant
without fear that someone working there will be willing
to obliterate me for not writing patriotic stuff.
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
***
there is an irony in this haiku.
it is not a call for someone to poison my food or to kill me.
i wanna write poetry as i do and still be free
to enter any premises, coffee shop or restaurant
without fear that someone working there will be willing
to obliterate me for not writing patriotic stuff.
by of Belgrade, Serbia
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
by of Belgrade, Serbia
A nice little cock,
sharp white with a big red head,
he fights like a pro.
sharp white with a big red head,
he fights like a pro.
by of Vermont
a moist opening,
just ripe for penetration,
sweet jelly doughnut.
just ripe for penetration,
sweet jelly doughnut.
by of Vermont
Planted bulbs last fall
200 or more - and now?
A pallet of grace
200 or more - and now?
A pallet of grace
by of Toronto
shock and awe and more
now we bring you civil war
well, that's a winner
now we bring you civil war
well, that's a winner
by
Two degrees outside,
Spring is coming, planted seeds
In the cool garden
Spring is coming, planted seeds
In the cool garden
by
Had to null those links
I am the moderator
Draw line in the sand
I am the moderator
Draw line in the sand
by
that's not good design
it's just a bunch of hotlinks
which don't seem to work
it's just a bunch of hotlinks
which don't seem to work
by
fat and sweaty crip
takes another acid trip
intravenous drip
takes another acid trip
intravenous drip
by
a broken trumpet
twisted wire of junkyard nuts
by the cyclone fence
twisted wire of junkyard nuts
by the cyclone fence
by
Awkward emotions
Boss's erotic writing
Disturbingly great
Boss's erotic writing
Disturbingly great
by of Toronto
A cold wooden floor.
I am completely naked
and eating butter.
I am completely naked
and eating butter.
by of Vermont
This looks just like porn,
you on top with heavy breasts.
What's the difference?
you on top with heavy breasts.
What's the difference?
by of Vermont