Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Boy have you got lost
Want common sense from this site?
You need to get help
Want common sense from this site?
You need to get help
by
oh ash please stop writing
you do not know how
it hurts my good coomon sense
you do not know how
it hurts my good coomon sense
by
Always remember
To mock those less fortunate
Than you are yourself
To mock those less fortunate
Than you are yourself
by
I am only one,
I cannot do everything,
But can do something.
I cannot do everything,
But can do something.
by of Phoenix, AZ
Our shared perversions
Provoke animadversions
From priggish virgins
Provoke animadversions
From priggish virgins
by
Berlin, wall down, free.
My heart is Jericho besieged
He loves my walls down
My heart is Jericho besieged
He loves my walls down
by
Some days you're lucy,
sometimes Charlie Brown--today,
I am the football.
sometimes Charlie Brown--today,
I am the football.
by of Vermont
i sit bored in chair
the backrest cuts in my back
ouch it hurts a lot
the backrest cuts in my back
ouch it hurts a lot
by of latin class
Hamburgers ketchup
mustard lettuce diversity
wade the velvet sea
mustard lettuce diversity
wade the velvet sea
by of latin class
the running noses
splattering boogers on me
i wipe my face, clean
splattering boogers on me
i wipe my face, clean
by of latin class
Great zabadooey
A leg end in his own mind
Mine too come to that
(that
A leg end in his own mind
Mine too come to that
(that
by
Oh how true my friend
I always bow before him
As I press delete
I always bow before him
As I press delete
by of Toronto
great zabadooey
more famous than one can say
he's better than god
more famous than one can say
he's better than god
by
Motha-Fuckin' bitch-ass
bullshit nigga stank shit
fuck, ass and twat.
bullshit nigga stank shit
fuck, ass and twat.
by
adsl rocks
i can waste time more quickly
that's efficiency
i can waste time more quickly
that's efficiency
by
half-eaten pizza
lies forgotten like Eve 6:
my awkward roommate.
lies forgotten like Eve 6:
my awkward roommate.
by of Vermont
Sale at liquor store
In cheap vino vomitus
A disgorged Pollock
In cheap vino vomitus
A disgorged Pollock
by
happy elf sees fish--
but does fish see happy elf?
such a quandary.
but does fish see happy elf?
such a quandary.
by of Vermont
bare ass in the air,
smokes cigars with her pussy.
Amsterdam sex show.
smokes cigars with her pussy.
Amsterdam sex show.
by
Almost bent double
My backs gone into spasm
The pain is intense
My backs gone into spasm
The pain is intense
by
i miss you a lot
uncreative crying mess
hopeful love for you
yes, i love you. now
and always. please forgive me
...can't live without you.
uncreative crying mess
hopeful love for you
yes, i love you. now
and always. please forgive me
...can't live without you.
by of her dreams
When I am lonely
and in need of company,
I have a sandwich.
and in need of company,
I have a sandwich.
by of Vermont
Too deranged and need to shrink
my beast belly is growing
almost touching my knee
my beast belly is growing
almost touching my knee
by of Belgrade, Serbia
Fruits of orange, pink,
avacado are growing
on my sushi tree
avacado are growing
on my sushi tree
by
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
***
there is an irony in this haiku.
it is not a call for someone to poison my food or to kill me.
i wanna write poetry as i do and still be free
to enter any premises, coffee shop or restaurant
without fear that someone working there will be willing
to obliterate me for not writing patriotic stuff.
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
***
there is an irony in this haiku.
it is not a call for someone to poison my food or to kill me.
i wanna write poetry as i do and still be free
to enter any premises, coffee shop or restaurant
without fear that someone working there will be willing
to obliterate me for not writing patriotic stuff.
by of Belgrade, Serbia
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
by of Belgrade, Serbia
A nice little cock,
sharp white with a big red head,
he fights like a pro.
sharp white with a big red head,
he fights like a pro.
by of Vermont
a moist opening,
just ripe for penetration,
sweet jelly doughnut.
just ripe for penetration,
sweet jelly doughnut.
by of Vermont