lush and crimson are
too good
the rest could improve

Some wasters below.
Street beggars on Bad Haiku,
toss the dime of null.

silly rotten bot
I will take all your spam-ku
and fill in my own

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Life goes by too fast
It only hurts when I laugh
Saved the best for last

Alleviated
Castration anxiety
With my concrete briefs

in a forest hike
nature surrounds like a dike
keeping culture out

sticky fluid yum
soda pop, syrup and cum
on a big fat bum

Some odd things we do
I love getting in a lift
Shouting going down
(Whilst looking a woman straight in the eyes)

my local pimp says
you can't keep a good hoedown
without enough cash

I thought a hoedown
Had something to do with the ...
... oh dear, nevermind

I thought a hoedown
Was a drunken country-dance?
Turns out I was wrong

I thought a hoedown
Was pulled between vegetables?
It turns out I

who laid whose
hoedown for another mon
please enlighten us all

who laid down whose
wife for another mon
please enlighten us all

I'm slowly molding
I live in a rain forest
guess what? it's raining

It's funny you know
energy it takes to spam
might just get you laid

Wielding the bottle
a crystal clear exodus
cheap vodka repent

wielding the vacuum
like my personal aardvark
kitchen ants repent

Mood lifting salmon
Omega-3 fat acids
Dancing bear picnic

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No better love than
when a man lays down his wife
for another man

No greater love than
that when a man may lay down
his wife for his friend.

jesus on a cross
redemption through suffering
heaven on a stick

To lay down your life
A deeper love has no man
For all of mankind

Boy have you got lost
Want common sense from this site?
You need to get help

oh ash please stop writing
you do not know how
it hurts my good coomon sense

ah condescension
superiority's gift
to inferiors

Always remember
To mock those less fortunate
Than you are yourself

I am only one,
I cannot do everything,
But can do something.

Our shared perversions
Provoke animadversions
From priggish virgins

Berlin, wall down, free.
My heart is Jericho besieged
He loves my walls down

Hedonistic thoughts
Can I change my name to Lord?

Some days you're lucy,
sometimes Charlie Brown--today,
I am the football.

i sit bored in chair
the backrest cuts in my back
ouch it hurts a lot

Hamburgers ketchup
mustard lettuce diversity
wade the velvet sea

the running noses
splattering boogers on me
i wipe my face, clean

Great zabadooey
A leg end in his own mind
Mine too come to that
(that

Oh how true my friend
I always bow before him
As I press delete

great zabadooey
more famous than one can say
he's better than god

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