Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Some wasters below.
Street beggars on Bad Haiku,
toss the dime of null.
Haiku # 35484 April 14, 2006 12:46 am ET
by Haiku seeker of Civilization
silly rotten bot
I will take all your spam-ku
and fill in my own
Haiku # 35483 April 13, 2006 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35482 April 13, 2006 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35481 April 13, 2006 7:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35480 April 13, 2006 7:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Life goes by too fast
It only hurts when I laugh
Saved the best for last
Haiku # 35479 April 13, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Alleviated
Castration anxiety
With my concrete briefs
Haiku # 35478 April 13, 2006 4:27 pm ET
by Lush
in a forest hike
nature surrounds like a dike
keeping culture out
Haiku # 35477 April 13, 2006 1:57 pm ET
by john barleycorn of somewhere in georgia on the AT
sticky fluid yum
soda pop, syrup and cum
on a big fat bum
Haiku # 35476 April 13, 2006 1:54 pm ET
by baker of georgia
Some odd things we do
I love getting in a lift
Shouting going down
(Whilst looking a woman straight in the eyes)
Haiku # 35475 April 13, 2006 10:52 am ET
by Dirty old man
my local pimp says
you can't keep a good hoedown
without enough cash
Haiku # 35474 April 13, 2006 9:59 am ET
by ash
I thought a hoedown
Had something to do with the ...
... oh dear, nevermind
Haiku # 35473 April 13, 2006 9:26 am ET
by Janis
I thought a hoedown
Was a drunken country-dance?
Turns out I was wrong
Haiku # 35472 April 13, 2006 7:20 am ET
by Disillusioned dancer
I thought a hoedown
Was pulled between vegetables?
It turns out I
Haiku # 35471 April 13, 2006 7:16 am ET
by Disillusioned gardener
who laid whose
hoedown for another mon
please enlighten us all
Haiku # 35470 April 13, 2006 6:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
who laid down whose
wife for another mon
please enlighten us all
Haiku # 35469 April 13, 2006 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm slowly molding
I live in a rain forest
guess what? it's raining
Haiku # 35468 April 13, 2006 3:20 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
It's funny you know
energy it takes to spam
might just get you laid
Haiku # 35467 April 13, 2006 3:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wielding the bottle
a crystal clear exodus
cheap vodka repent
Haiku # 35466 April 13, 2006 3:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
wielding the vacuum
like my personal aardvark
kitchen ants repent
Haiku # 35465 April 13, 2006 1:16 am ET
by ash
Mood lifting salmon
Omega-3 fat acids
Dancing bear picnic
Haiku # 35464 April 12, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Lush
NULL
Haiku # 35463 April 12, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35462 April 12, 2006 3:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35461 April 12, 2006 3:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35460 April 12, 2006 3:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35459 April 12, 2006 3:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No better love than
when a man lays down his wife
for another man
Haiku # 35458 April 12, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
No greater love than
that when a man may lay down
his wife for his friend.
Haiku # 35457 April 12, 2006 9:56 am ET
by Swinger of anytime, anyplace, anywhere
jesus on a cross
redemption through suffering
heaven on a stick
Haiku # 35456 April 12, 2006 9:40 am ET
by ash
To lay down your life
A deeper love has no man
For all of mankind
Haiku # 35455 April 12, 2006 8:46 am ET
by Did I really write that?
Boy have you got lost
Want common sense from this site?
You need to get help
Haiku # 35454 April 12, 2006 8:33 am ET
by William Nippress
oh ash please stop writing
you do not know how
it hurts my good coomon sense
Haiku # 35453 April 12, 2006 1:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah condescension
superiority's gift
to inferiors
Haiku # 35452 April 12, 2006 1:18 am ET
by ash
Always remember
To mock those less fortunate
Than you are yourself
Haiku # 35451 April 11, 2006 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am only one,
I cannot do everything,
But can do something.
Haiku # 35450 April 11, 2006 4:10 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Our shared perversions
Provoke animadversions
From priggish virgins
Haiku # 35449 April 11, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by Lush
Berlin, wall down, free.
My heart is Jericho besieged
He loves my walls down
Haiku # 35448 April 11, 2006 2:53 pm ET
by fabulosa liberata
Hedonistic thoughts
Can I change my name to Lord?
Haiku # 35447 April 11, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some days you're lucy,
sometimes Charlie Brown--today,
I am the football.
Haiku # 35446 April 11, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
i sit bored in chair
the backrest cuts in my back
ouch it hurts a lot
Haiku # 35445 April 11, 2006 10:28 am ET
by the shoe tier of latin class
Hamburgers ketchup
mustard lettuce diversity
wade the velvet sea
Haiku # 35444 April 11, 2006 10:26 am ET
by the masked bandit of latin class
the running noses
splattering boogers on me
i wipe my face, clean
Haiku # 35443 April 11, 2006 10:22 am ET
by The Fattest Dwarf of latin class
Great zabadooey
A leg end in his own mind
Mine too come to that
(that
Haiku # 35442 April 11, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Not a spelling mistake
Oh how true my friend
I always bow before him
As I press delete
Haiku # 35441 April 11, 2006 8:41 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
great zabadooey
more famous than one can say
he's better than god
Haiku # 35440 April 11, 2006 4:29 am ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 35439 April 11, 2006 4:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35438 April 11, 2006 4:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35437 April 11, 2006 4:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35436 April 11, 2006 4:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35435 April 11, 2006 4:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet