its catch-22
do these pants make me look fat?
no correct answer

Hussein sent email:
"Please write haiku for my class!"
And so I replied:
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Oh, you lazy soul!
You're cheating on your homework!
My laugh for today.
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Teacher, take notice:
Hussein's pulling a fast one.
Don't be taken in!
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I'm not offended.
I like to write haiku -- but
you might have paid me.

a much better link
i like your site mr. g
i love aeroplanes

i want my xanax
and i want some furniture
and advertising

...........................not !

Spamming Bad Haiku?
Polluting our pollution?
All spammers must die!

useless spam removed

useless spam removed

Petit mal seizure
At Studio 54
Coveted dance prize

"THIS IS NOT A SCAM!"
One born every minute?
Not this kid, weasel.

When the label says:
ACME: THE NAME YOU CAN TRUST
read: BUYER BEWARE

Iran A-bomb work
"Stop it or we will nuke you"
That's irrational

Kabul/Washington
Similar vists - great folks
Only shot at twice

'Beer, Guns and Ammo'
Drive-Thru! E-Z Finance!
That's a good idea?

U.S., my parents
Alike, not 'dysfunctional'
but 'afunctional'

it's hardly nothing
the production of haiku
a great achievement

Ineffectual
Diffident and indolent
Achieving nothing

Summer stars call to
Pilgrims of uncertain faith
Fire falls from the sky

Eating cheeseburgers
Sitting on stacks of money
You know us so well

Earthwalker3, you
Walk into my soul, and leave
My heart fluttering

Black legs scattered
The dictionary falls fast
On the poor spider

Wait, how does it go?
World Opinions are like holes
Everyone's got one

potentially huge
my new tv series pitch
"leave it to shiva"

I try to post an
innocent one, and it's just
misconstrued. Lost cause...

Don't wallow in
bitterness. Unbecomming.
You're too full of bile.

If not mistaken,
Aristophanes said it:
"Your head's up your ass."

Claiming USA's
Universal ignorance
Just reveals your own

Checked out of rat race.
La, la, la. Now it's puppies,
rainbows, butterflies.

France: some serious
reality denial.
Don't fight it -- make it.

pick up broken glass
careful not to cut my hand
woops! where is my thumb?

Hatred, vitriol, ...
My life is too short to waste
on such things. Keep 'em.

You feeling "got at"
Welcome to rest of the world
Well that makes a change
-
More and more places
You

That's not fair at all
I

Over Simplify?
Have to for Americans!
They won

the big lebowski
party is tomorrow night
should be a good one

Milo and Crimson
Why not start your own web site
All hostile haiku

See #25917

We all have our
stereotypes of others.
Must we hear them all?

I am aware that
"aircraft" is debatable,
so hold objections.

Regret: haiku form
limits. It's "bumper sticker"
argumentation.

USA AS ORIGIN:
Jazz, punk rock, aircraft,
Abstract expressionism,
Microcomputers

Hey, world opinion
You are both presumptuous
And cliche riddled

When I was younger
I thought being an adult
Would be real cool. Wrong!

I know of "us/them":
oversimplification.
So, I must like Bush?!

The scent gently wafts
leaving its mark on the air
and my memory

Beyond right and wrong
there is a field . . .
I will meet you there

Danger lies inside
those who simplify it down
to us versus them

Jefferson, John Mill
Mai Lai, Abu Ghraib, Franklin
Conflicted or what?

words can't hide the truth
there's a dent in president
and dumb in freedom

Anyway, I have not figured out why
(i) American to (ii) American
Are better buddies than (i) Serb to (ii) Serb

Korea, Vietnam,
Grenada and Panama
And Columbia
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Afghanistan, Watergate
Allowing US collections
For funding the IRA
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Iist goes on and on
There isn