ah sweet bad haiku
nothing makes me laugh as much
as the nothing here

Underwater man
Living snow dome spectacle
Pruny hands and feet

Take a deep breath now
Holding ones breath, NOT magic!
I hope you drown Blain

Frolicking dolphin
Swims like a motherfucker
Through the aqua sea

Quote: "'Kill' my landlord....
C-I-L-L, my landlord."
Mr. Robinson

Miniature ponies
With rainbow colored condoms
Ass rape blind kittens

I watched my mother
pulling away on the train
I wish I'd known her

time is punishment
for a beautiful woman
all can see her loss

she reads his love poems
and feels too shamed by aging
to let him see her

living a wet dream
ahh.... don't ya know it's magic
and it's lucrative

Army Instructor
Reasonably sure he is gay
Keeps contacting me
-
And he writes haiku
He wants to know where I live
Not into gays though

If emulation
Sincerest form, flattery
What is name stealing?

Severe Blain damage
Here

I take my shoes off
Nature

Severe Blain damage
Here

Wet blossom carpet
Nature

blaine, blaine, wet again
too much water on the brain
you've gotta refrain

boy in a bubble
you were asking for trouble
should use a double

Skeeter, a kitten
still, but fully aware that
he's a mighty beast.

Dissatisfaction
Gnaws like a cancer at my
Crumby Bad Haiku

Checked out of rat race.
La, la, la. Now it's puppies,
rainbows, butterflies.

I agree, Janis
All the animosity
Ruins the haiku

Oh fluffy bunny
Your soft fur rubs on my hand;
Feed you a carrot

Ribbons of rail tracks
The corner of two main streets
A tic tac toe game

Return to the same
old axe to grind. It's repeat ...
repeat .... repeat. Bore.

Pleas to the people
Inflamatory haiku
Will be replaced by

Haiku about things
Like kittens and rainbows
And ponies and such

You need to take stock
Your time is fast running out
And so are your friends

Triumphant entry
What is the US record?
How well will it read?
-
The Military
Will history judge it right?
Or will the truth out

Dear Ones Lost, Etern
Non-Forgave, Lasting
Only For Deceit

The sparkle-stone sky
keeps thoughts, never to
say, of the lost tide.

Who got caught then?
You done servicing comrades?
Go service yourself!

The ability
To dance, to seduce, have fun
Lacking in your life?
*
Try military
You can service your comrades
And your country too

Well, well, is that you?
A Student of Artificial insemination
Via the ear canal

Military might
Your still spoiling for a fight
You go fly a kite

It

Rains the thing we hate
World water shortage my arse
Should try living here

Just the other day
I was anally raped by
A great big black man

Oncidium papilio kramerianum
Psychopsis papilio
They don't know they made a haiku
(To Janis)

Haiku too brief for
Dionysian Dithyramb;
Need an epic board

The bright aqua sky
Has nothing to say of the
ever turning tide

Another short verse
To replace a spam bot ad
Springtime comes quickly

peach blossoms in bloom
with their bright purpleish hue
orchards of beauty

Slay Richard Simmons
Soliciting HOMOcide
Predicate felon

CONSPIRACY THEORY
-
CIA's to blame.
9-11 was their job.
No Arabs involved.
-
They killed Kennedy.
Oswald was just a patsy.
More than one gunman!
-
Were there moon andings?
It was faked in Nevada.
Witnesses vanished.
-
Captured UFOs?
Government keeps them hidden
in secret hangars.
-
Contrails cross the sky.
Spreading out mind-control drugs.
Messing with my head!
-
Folks think I'm crazy,
but I really know the facts.
It's so obvious.
-
The truth is out there.
It's all a conspiracy.
Just a cover-up.

Jimmy Savile rules
Now then now then guys and gals
Eeurgh eeurgh eeurgh eeurgh eeurgh

inco-ordinate
anonymous once again
hit the wrong button

nippress in da house
shakin' thuh spanish bootie
set us up the bomb

Apparently, you're
perfect, and your (mystery)
country is too. Sweet!

the best way to keep
your word is to simply not
ever give your word

death's overrated
what is all the fuss about?
will happen sometime