There's just one person
in the whole world for me. Look!
Right in the same town!

I looked out the window and saw
A guy with a gigantic maw
I flipped him the bird
And called him a turd
And now I face the wrath of the law

There once was a guy named dude
Who loved bowling and weed and some food
When the nilists came calling
In the city so sprawling
He had to abide or be screwed

A limerick my friend did once say
Is a form of verse that helps pass the day
They're often quite dirty
And rarely quite purdy
It beats bad haiku any day

you're pulling our chain
when you say you'll try again
flushed with success, blaine ?

there once was a deal done with dell
but they ship at a time they won't tell
it might arrive soon
or sometime in june
or after it freezes in hell

Youth

Mount Madonna Mama
Falling in loves not about
Looks but character
-
Simple rules for life
You fall in lust with good looks
But looks don

ah sweet bad haiku
nothing makes me laugh as much
as the nothing here

Underwater man
Living snow dome spectacle
Pruny hands and feet

Take a deep breath now
Holding ones breath, NOT magic!
I hope you drown Blain

Frolicking dolphin
Swims like a motherfucker
Through the aqua sea

Quote: "'Kill' my landlord....
C-I-L-L, my landlord."
Mr. Robinson

Miniature ponies
With rainbow colored condoms
Ass rape blind kittens

I watched my mother
pulling away on the train
I wish I'd known her

time is punishment
for a beautiful woman
all can see her loss

she reads his love poems
and feels too shamed by aging
to let him see her

living a wet dream
ahh.... don't ya know it's magic
and it's lucrative

Army Instructor
Reasonably sure he is gay
Keeps contacting me
-
And he writes haiku
He wants to know where I live
Not into gays though

If emulation
Sincerest form, flattery
What is name stealing?

Severe Blain damage
Here

I take my shoes off
Nature

Severe Blain damage
Here

Wet blossom carpet
Nature

blaine, blaine, wet again
too much water on the brain
you've gotta refrain

boy in a bubble
you were asking for trouble
should use a double

Skeeter, a kitten
still, but fully aware that
he's a mighty beast.

Dissatisfaction
Gnaws like a cancer at my
Crumby Bad Haiku

Checked out of rat race.
La, la, la. Now it's puppies,
rainbows, butterflies.

I agree, Janis
All the animosity
Ruins the haiku

Oh fluffy bunny
Your soft fur rubs on my hand;
Feed you a carrot

Ribbons of rail tracks
The corner of two main streets
A tic tac toe game

Return to the same
old axe to grind. It's repeat ...
repeat .... repeat. Bore.

Pleas to the people
Inflamatory haiku
Will be replaced by

Haiku about things
Like kittens and rainbows
And ponies and such

You need to take stock
Your time is fast running out
And so are your friends

Triumphant entry
What is the US record?
How well will it read?
-
The Military
Will history judge it right?
Or will the truth out

Dear Ones Lost, Etern
Non-Forgave, Lasting
Only For Deceit

The sparkle-stone sky
keeps thoughts, never to
say, of the lost tide.

Who got caught then?
You done servicing comrades?
Go service yourself!

The ability
To dance, to seduce, have fun
Lacking in your life?
*
Try military
You can service your comrades
And your country too

Well, well, is that you?
A Student of Artificial insemination
Via the ear canal

Military might
Your still spoiling for a fight
You go fly a kite

It

Rains the thing we hate
World water shortage my arse
Should try living here

Just the other day
I was anally raped by
A great big black man

Oncidium papilio kramerianum
Psychopsis papilio
They don't know they made a haiku
(To Janis)

Haiku too brief for
Dionysian Dithyramb;
Need an epic board

The bright aqua sky
Has nothing to say of the
ever turning tide

Another short verse
To replace a spam bot ad
Springtime comes quickly

peach blossoms in bloom
with their bright purpleish hue
orchards of beauty