The damned TTC
On wildcat strike this morning
Fucks up commute

Strawberries forming
Emerging from white flowers
Hardly noteworthy

cymbal strike curtailed,
or, glass broken for diamonds
each a crash and grab

Cruciverbalist:
One who drafts crossword puzzles.
Who doth give a shit?

Search function reveals
No prior "calamity."
Enhanced lexicon

Yours an ass so wide
The toilet seat up or down
Makes no difference

Horrid reflection
Sheer abandonment of hope
An IHOP breakfast

Morbid fantasy
Rampant exsanguination
Flood of corpuscles

Alternative rock?
Some independent labels?
Either good or bad.

Missle silo day
Rusty hulk of instant death.
Signed the guestbook.

We should imprison
All who lie about their age.
Screw chronology.

We danced with new moves
Tango with Lorna last night
Instructor told me

Hold her close to you
Could feel her body held close
How I wanted her

indiscriminate
astronomy makes me small
it makes you small too

who are these children
my music collection asks
who scheme and run wild

i'm indecisive
i like to ponder a lot
when time allows me

Frogger is a game
Not a guide to crossing streets
We found out in Seoul.

Morning on the range.
Scorpion waits in my boot.
Tastes good with coffee.

I knock up your wife,
leaving you to raise my spawn.
Think hard - Who I am?

Blistering hot sun
Sweat on my brow, working hard
to figure out cows

Ostrich ranch wrangler,
realize your dreams, don't let
the Man keep you down

Guns, food, and water.
Plenty of ammo, radio.
Porn and vaseline.

Sole fate you offer:
a soft tongue bath for my balls
nice offer, no thanks

Frank Zappa wrote this
Chunga

Zappa was right, from
heavenly bank account to
you are what you is

lest ye want to meet your fate
you silly anteating slut
don't talk now

urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
him bin long time now

Mango popsicle.
Tasty. Made in Mexico.
Still pretty tasty.

Trilobite dreaming
Holochroal eyes, filter mud for food
You'd make a great pet

Sixteen point nine three
Bad Haiku per day. Tell me:
What do they all mean?

Moderate thyself
before asking moderation
lest ye be thwacked

luxurious smile,
salacious eyes invite
I dissolve in her

Corn dogs, chili beer
Sassafras soda, pork rinds
huckleberry pie

Measure by measure,
stepping over the ruler
of centimetres

Edmonton Oilers
I've hated you all my days
That feeling endures

fook all these bastards
Jaaaannnnniiiiiiiiissssss!!!
Must moderate this numbsense

Never fathered;
Genetic algorithms:
I survive in code

It will surpass us:
Genetic computation
but not the Haiku

I thought mine was big
This was until I saw that
Grandma had a cock

Garlic parmesan
jalapeno pesto. Wow.
Life is pretty good.

California
flatbread. Trendy, hip, costly.
Tastes much like cardboard.

Two red dots on thumb
Skin peeling away, sore, numb.
What is with my thumb?

Superstring theory.
Multiple universes.
All he wants is laid.

Hawk poops in my face
My diagnosis: bird flu
Don't look up. Ever.

Conclusion jumped
But why the insert error?
Humble apology

Censorship, eh? Bah.
Rot in your hell of shit waves.
Close your mind further

Janis keep the wave
Make the colour blue and white
My original

I'll swim undeterred
crystal adriatic sea
pooh to shitty waves

The shit coloured wave
Envelopes the site header
Time for replacement?

Banality Rex
Evolution, Survival
Full of one's self verse

pity the humans
victims of circumstances
beyond their control