Craving glory
my Charmin earned his stripes
riding the winking sphincter

Pessimistic toilet seat germ
waits in toxic silence for
The End

Sitting at my desk
Secretly writing haiku
Shush! Here comes the boss.

Search haiku text field
Seems to be totally borked
WIll fix it later

Sophisticated
Jimila is a Berber
Beautiful, speaks French
*
She dances salsa
Like she is belly dancer
Fantastic body
*
She told me her friends
Have given nickname

my motherboard died
hooray for council pick up
i found a "new" toy

Male Great Dane strolling
Scrotum swaying in pure time
Like a pendulum

hey the search
doesn't seem to work
what do?

nine five seven three
four seven three nine one
call me.

the neighbor's music
is not music to my ears
annie get your gun

Tiananmen square
June 4th - so we protest on
the graves at Kent State

Ishaqi murders
Five children, four women
Their hearts are past shame?

Art school is over
out of the class room, into
the shoe factory

Leash your dogs Tad, leash em up!
An't gonna be your bitch
Or you gonna be mine

Office hours plan:
put right before commitments.
Then you flee students.

M. Pavic is such bitch
To call the young gun, young blood
The pickpocket!

My office hours:
Twelve till One daily, with an
hour off for lunch.

that's not a haiku
a web-bot infestation
is not poetry

Oh boy this is dumb
Writing copius haiku
In a short time frame

The big compost bin
Looks like Dr. Who Dalek
Shouts "exterminate"

Onion skin crinkles
As I place the whole mass in
The big compost pile

Anarchy's the way
Not in the chaos manner
In think local way

Nationalism
What a stupid idea
Pride in ones country?

Harper on the news
Yammering on about stuff
Stupid politics

I've been working on
A new search tool that will let
you browse the archives

If it does one thing
It gets me to write bundles
Of bad haiku verse

Buffalo is out
of the NHL playoffs
Lets go Hurricanes!

Wind in the summer
I like it much better than
Wind in the winter

All I have to say
Is oh my god, I have lots
of verse to replace

Big event coming
Going to be hilarious
"Enough is enough"

Party on the beach
Memories of trip to Texas
Just came back to me

Spider plant runners
Reaching out from the plant base
and into my heart

Another one bites
the dust. Coffee Crisp advert
ruined the Queen song

Viewed South Park reruns
Played the "brown note" on tuba
Whole audience shat

The blistering heat
Gives way to some thunderstorms
Calm after the storm

High School Reunion
Thirty years. I haven't changed.
What happened to you?

must go to the sea
all i ask is a tall ship
and star to steer by

- inspired by John Masefield (1818-1967)

I like it more too
much better than than the old poo
which I didn't like

the great wave
deposits a snail
atop mt fuji

The new page format
makes me feel tingly inside,
new, fresh, blue Haiku

Exactly, it's like
the old one but more true to
the orginal

part of the new wave
it's just the old wave in blue
but so much better

Delayed reactions
The province of a drunkard
Many signposts missed

Loving/hating sports
teams? Live vicariously?
Must get a full life.

Just another test
Once again in haiku form
Just another test

This is just a test
In haiku form nonetheless
This is just a test

fame of infamy
another one bites the dust
mediocrity

things were diff'rent then
i used to be more normal
or less abnormal

retrospectively
i used to be lots of things
and i still will be

Entitled -- Alliteration:
Titillating tales
Trigger turgid tumescence.
Toss! Tautology!

A super hot day
Full of all work and no play
At the end of May