Ishaqi murders
Five children, four women
Their hearts are past shame?

Art school is over
out of the class room, into
the shoe factory

Leash your dogs Tad, leash em up!
An't gonna be your bitch
Or you gonna be mine

Office hours plan:
put right before commitments.
Then you flee students.

M. Pavic is such bitch
To call the young gun, young blood
The pickpocket!

My office hours:
Twelve till One daily, with an
hour off for lunch.

that's not a haiku
a web-bot infestation
is not poetry

Oh boy this is dumb
Writing copius haiku
In a short time frame

The big compost bin
Looks like Dr. Who Dalek
Shouts "exterminate"

Onion skin crinkles
As I place the whole mass in
The big compost pile

Anarchy's the way
Not in the chaos manner
In think local way

Nationalism
What a stupid idea
Pride in ones country?

Harper on the news
Yammering on about stuff
Stupid politics

I've been working on
A new search tool that will let
you browse the archives

If it does one thing
It gets me to write bundles
Of bad haiku verse

Buffalo is out
of the NHL playoffs
Lets go Hurricanes!

Wind in the summer
I like it much better than
Wind in the winter

All I have to say
Is oh my god, I have lots
of verse to replace

Big event coming
Going to be hilarious
"Enough is enough"

Party on the beach
Memories of trip to Texas
Just came back to me

Spider plant runners
Reaching out from the plant base
and into my heart

Another one bites
the dust. Coffee Crisp advert
ruined the Queen song

Viewed South Park reruns
Played the "brown note" on tuba
Whole audience shat

The blistering heat
Gives way to some thunderstorms
Calm after the storm

High School Reunion
Thirty years. I haven't changed.
What happened to you?

must go to the sea
all i ask is a tall ship
and star to steer by

- inspired by John Masefield (1818-1967)

I like it more too
much better than than the old poo
which I didn't like

the great wave
deposits a snail
atop mt fuji

The new page format
makes me feel tingly inside,
new, fresh, blue Haiku

Exactly, it's like
the old one but more true to
the orginal

part of the new wave
it's just the old wave in blue
but so much better

Delayed reactions
The province of a drunkard
Many signposts missed

Loving/hating sports
teams? Live vicariously?
Must get a full life.

Just another test
Once again in haiku form
Just another test

This is just a test
In haiku form nonetheless
This is just a test

fame of infamy
another one bites the dust
mediocrity

things were diff'rent then
i used to be more normal
or less abnormal

retrospectively
i used to be lots of things
and i still will be

Entitled -- Alliteration:
Titillating tales
Trigger turgid tumescence.
Toss! Tautology!

A super hot day
Full of all work and no play
At the end of May

The damned TTC
On wildcat strike this morning
Fucks up commute

Strawberries forming
Emerging from white flowers
Hardly noteworthy

cymbal strike curtailed,
or, glass broken for diamonds
each a crash and grab

Cruciverbalist:
One who drafts crossword puzzles.
Who doth give a shit?

Search function reveals
No prior "calamity."
Enhanced lexicon

Yours an ass so wide
The toilet seat up or down
Makes no difference

Horrid reflection
Sheer abandonment of hope
An IHOP breakfast

Morbid fantasy
Rampant exsanguination
Flood of corpuscles

Alternative rock?
Some independent labels?
Either good or bad.

Missle silo day
Rusty hulk of instant death.
Signed the guestbook.

We should imprison
All who lie about their age.
Screw chronology.