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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Stupidity reigns
From land of the rising sun
Came that spammer bot
Haiku # 36170 June 7, 2006 4:03 pm ET
by Janis
Your leaden mud walks.
Prayers fall then a priest wakes.
Black blue water burns.
Haiku # 36169 June 7, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A journey hates earth.
Returned fish turn and priests walk.
Hairs set but cold walks.
Haiku # 36168 June 7, 2006 2:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blue, green hands return.
Twisting nuns clash the towers.
Delicate clouds run.
Haiku # 36167 June 7, 2006 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Must pronounce them right:
mathematics family,
family mathematics.
Haiku # 36166 June 7, 2006 1:17 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Cold sets ugly sheep.
The fish loiter or mud falls.
Stupidity waits.
Haiku # 36165 June 7, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's not metaphor
I know why the caged bird sings
Innate, not plaintive
Haiku # 36164 June 7, 2006 12:59 pm ET
by Lush
Some spam is tasty
I'm way into "teen fisting"
To the elbow kids!
Haiku # 36163 June 7, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by Lush
Mud roughly hunts smoke.
Good cold hates a plundered spice.
Cruelly, ships burn.
Haiku # 36162 June 7, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hairs walk then truth plays.
Broken empty angels wake.
Blossom strokes summer.
Haiku # 36161 June 7, 2006 12:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The arrows bend pears.
Love returns then the eyes wake.
A petal scolds breasts.
Haiku # 36160 June 7, 2006 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fucking spammer bot
you make me see red you do
I hate you to bits
Haiku # 36159 June 7, 2006 11:46 am ET
by Janis of Grrrrr
Earth splashes yet triumphs break.
Fair plundered angels retire.
Wonder turns the birds.
Haiku # 36158 June 7, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lemons kiss wonder.
Pianos slip for pears wait.
Small flustered mouths splash.
Haiku # 36157 June 7, 2006 11:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Truth turns a kind knight.
Operas recognise nuns.
Joy eats ugly leaves.
Haiku # 36156 June 7, 2006 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Armies fear duets.
Cruel blossom carouses.
Shortly, red eyes burn.
Haiku # 36155 June 7, 2006 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Silver angels set.
A slick judge greenly breaks rain.
Wonder moves a spice.
Haiku # 36154 June 7, 2006 10:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The stanzas walk.
A walked army startles spring.
Rain splashes a sheep.
Haiku # 36153 June 7, 2006 10:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Journeys break vampires.
Apples bite indifference.
A young priest starts girls.
Haiku # 36152 June 7, 2006 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Played cruel hail walks.
Returning empty knights set.
Priests walk or fear waits.
Haiku # 36151 June 7, 2006 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Indifference burns.
A huge candle bends water.
Full fluttered hell turns.
Haiku # 36150 June 7, 2006 10:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your leaden mud walks.
Prayers fall then a priest wakes.
Black blue water burns.
Haiku # 36149 June 7, 2006 9:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A butterfly works.
A cat sets but summer burns.
Love melts white frogs.
Haiku # 36148 June 7, 2006 9:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The mouths diminish.
Tepid hard eagerness falls.
The leaves love heaven.
Haiku # 36147 June 7, 2006 8:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sad earth splashes.
Journeys fall and midnight wakes.
The plundered sheep slip.
Haiku # 36146 June 7, 2006 8:43 am ET
by Haiku Gen
Stanzas catch the girls.
Stupidity scolds papers.
A hand burns the pears.
Haiku # 36145 June 7, 2006 8:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The flowers loiter.
Ignorantly, the men walk.
Nuns catch walked vampires.
Haiku # 36144 June 7, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A sad, fair frog works.
A slick lover sprouts armies.
Ice offers a star.
Haiku # 36143 June 7, 2006 6:11 am ET
by Haiku Gen
Fair, slick ice loiters.
Lemons wake for frogs play.
Lakes work or nuns burn.
Haiku # 36142 June 7, 2006 5:03 am ET
by Haiku Gen
A tree breaks heaven.
Twisted yellow wisdom breaks.
The arrows retire.
Haiku # 36141 June 7, 2006 3:03 am ET
by Haiku Gen
"Find one suitable
Only when you stop looking"
Correct amundo!
***
Sheesh, still waitin for Jenny
I am trouble bored
by now shit yeah
Haiku # 36140 June 7, 2006 2:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
O'er the smog filled skies
Underneath the bear costumes
Tiny elves redux
Haiku # 36139 June 6, 2006 6:41 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Fear the antichrist
For she doth walk among us
It's Katie Couric
Haiku # 36138 June 6, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Lush
If you average
5-7-5, you get the same
as 6-6-6. Fun.
Haiku # 36137 June 6, 2006 2:11 pm ET
by Damien
Love is a disease
Like Malaria, once struck
Never really cured
Haiku # 36136 June 6, 2006 12:33 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
off to adelaide
that's twice in under a year
the most in decades
Haiku # 36135 June 6, 2006 9:05 am ET
by ash
it's raining again
the skies awash with rainbows
driftwood on the beach
Haiku # 36134 June 6, 2006 7:50 am ET
by ash
Too late G W B
He was born some time ago
He
Haiku # 36133 June 6, 2006 5:05 am ET
by Devils advocate of Shivering in bed
This morning it was
6060606
Waiting for evil?
Haiku # 36132 June 6, 2006 5:01 am ET
by Devils advocate of Shivering in bed
Craving glory
my Charmin earned his stripes
riding the winking sphincter
Haiku # 36131 June 6, 2006 12:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pessimistic toilet seat germ
waits in toxic silence for
The End
Haiku # 36130 June 6, 2006 12:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sitting at my desk
Secretly writing haiku
Shush! Here comes the boss.
Haiku # 36129 June 5, 2006 5:12 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Search haiku text field
Seems to be totally borked
WIll fix it later
Haiku # 36128 June 5, 2006 9:59 am ET
by Janis
Sophisticated
Jimila is a Berber
Beautiful, speaks French
*
She dances salsa
Like she is belly dancer
Fantastic body
*
She told me her friends
Have given nickname
Haiku # 36127 June 5, 2006 8:26 am ET
by William Nippress
my motherboard died
hooray for council pick up
i found a "new" toy
Haiku # 36126 June 5, 2006 4:02 am ET
by ash
Male Great Dane strolling
Scrotum swaying in pure time
Like a pendulum
Haiku # 36125 June 4, 2006 7:55 pm ET
by Lush
hey the search
doesn't seem to work
what do?
Haiku # 36124 June 4, 2006 6:14 pm ET
by AssFluff of Eternity
nine five seven three
four seven three nine one
call me.
Haiku # 36123 June 4, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by AssFluff of eternity
the neighbor's music
is not music to my ears
annie get your gun
Haiku # 36122 June 3, 2006 9:28 pm ET
by annie
Tiananmen square
June 4th - so we protest on
the graves at Kent State
Haiku # 36121 June 3, 2006 11:29 am ET
by Brady of Toronto