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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Silver angels set.
A slick judge greenly breaks rain.
Wonder moves a spice.
Haiku # 36154 June 7, 2006 10:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The stanzas walk.
A walked army startles spring.
Rain splashes a sheep.
Haiku # 36153 June 7, 2006 10:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Journeys break vampires.
Apples bite indifference.
A young priest starts girls.
Haiku # 36152 June 7, 2006 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Played cruel hail walks.
Returning empty knights set.
Priests walk or fear waits.
Haiku # 36151 June 7, 2006 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Indifference burns.
A huge candle bends water.
Full fluttered hell turns.
Haiku # 36150 June 7, 2006 10:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your leaden mud walks.
Prayers fall then a priest wakes.
Black blue water burns.
Haiku # 36149 June 7, 2006 9:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A butterfly works.
A cat sets but summer burns.
Love melts white frogs.
Haiku # 36148 June 7, 2006 9:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The mouths diminish.
Tepid hard eagerness falls.
The leaves love heaven.
Haiku # 36147 June 7, 2006 8:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sad earth splashes.
Journeys fall and midnight wakes.
The plundered sheep slip.
Haiku # 36146 June 7, 2006 8:43 am ET
by Haiku Gen
Stanzas catch the girls.
Stupidity scolds papers.
A hand burns the pears.
Haiku # 36145 June 7, 2006 8:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The flowers loiter.
Ignorantly, the men walk.
Nuns catch walked vampires.
Haiku # 36144 June 7, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A sad, fair frog works.
A slick lover sprouts armies.
Ice offers a star.
Haiku # 36143 June 7, 2006 6:11 am ET
by Haiku Gen
Fair, slick ice loiters.
Lemons wake for frogs play.
Lakes work or nuns burn.
Haiku # 36142 June 7, 2006 5:03 am ET
by Haiku Gen
A tree breaks heaven.
Twisted yellow wisdom breaks.
The arrows retire.
Haiku # 36141 June 7, 2006 3:03 am ET
by Haiku Gen
"Find one suitable
Only when you stop looking"
Correct amundo!
***
Sheesh, still waitin for Jenny
I am trouble bored
by now shit yeah
Haiku # 36140 June 7, 2006 2:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
O'er the smog filled skies
Underneath the bear costumes
Tiny elves redux
Haiku # 36139 June 6, 2006 6:41 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Fear the antichrist
For she doth walk among us
It's Katie Couric
Haiku # 36138 June 6, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Lush
If you average
5-7-5, you get the same
as 6-6-6. Fun.
Haiku # 36137 June 6, 2006 2:11 pm ET
by Damien
Love is a disease
Like Malaria, once struck
Never really cured
Haiku # 36136 June 6, 2006 12:33 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
off to adelaide
that's twice in under a year
the most in decades
Haiku # 36135 June 6, 2006 9:05 am ET
by ash
it's raining again
the skies awash with rainbows
driftwood on the beach
Haiku # 36134 June 6, 2006 7:50 am ET
by ash
Too late G W B
He was born some time ago
He
Haiku # 36133 June 6, 2006 5:05 am ET
by Devils advocate of Shivering in bed
This morning it was
6060606
Waiting for evil?
Haiku # 36132 June 6, 2006 5:01 am ET
by Devils advocate of Shivering in bed
Craving glory
my Charmin earned his stripes
riding the winking sphincter
Haiku # 36131 June 6, 2006 12:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pessimistic toilet seat germ
waits in toxic silence for
The End
Haiku # 36130 June 6, 2006 12:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sitting at my desk
Secretly writing haiku
Shush! Here comes the boss.
Haiku # 36129 June 5, 2006 5:12 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Search haiku text field
Seems to be totally borked
WIll fix it later
Haiku # 36128 June 5, 2006 9:59 am ET
by Janis
Sophisticated
Jimila is a Berber
Beautiful, speaks French
*
She dances salsa
Like she is belly dancer
Fantastic body
*
She told me her friends
Have given nickname
Haiku # 36127 June 5, 2006 8:26 am ET
by William Nippress
my motherboard died
hooray for council pick up
i found a "new" toy
Haiku # 36126 June 5, 2006 4:02 am ET
by ash
Male Great Dane strolling
Scrotum swaying in pure time
Like a pendulum
Haiku # 36125 June 4, 2006 7:55 pm ET
by Lush
hey the search
doesn't seem to work
what do?
Haiku # 36124 June 4, 2006 6:14 pm ET
by AssFluff of Eternity
nine five seven three
four seven three nine one
call me.
Haiku # 36123 June 4, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by AssFluff of eternity
the neighbor's music
is not music to my ears
annie get your gun
Haiku # 36122 June 3, 2006 9:28 pm ET
by annie
Tiananmen square
June 4th - so we protest on
the graves at Kent State
Haiku # 36121 June 3, 2006 11:29 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Ishaqi murders
Five children, four women
Their hearts are past shame?
Haiku # 36120 June 3, 2006 10:24 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Art school is over
out of the class room, into
the shoe factory
Haiku # 36119 June 3, 2006 2:39 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Leash your dogs Tad, leash em up!
An't gonna be your bitch
Or you gonna be mine
Haiku # 36118 June 2, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
Office hours plan:
put right before commitments.
Then you flee students.
Haiku # 36117 June 2, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
M. Pavic is such bitch
To call the young gun, young blood
The pickpocket!
Haiku # 36116 June 2, 2006 3:12 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
My office hours:
Twelve till One daily, with an
hour off for lunch.
Haiku # 36115 June 2, 2006 2:48 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
that's not a haiku
a web-bot infestation
is not poetry
Haiku # 36114 June 2, 2006 7:57 am ET
by ash
Oh boy this is dumb
Writing copius haiku
In a short time frame
Haiku # 36113 June 2, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Janis
The big compost bin
Looks like Dr. Who Dalek
Shouts "exterminate"
Haiku # 36112 June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Onion skin crinkles
As I place the whole mass in
The big compost pile
Haiku # 36111 June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Anarchy's the way
Not in the chaos manner
In think local way
Haiku # 36110 June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Nationalism
What a stupid idea
Pride in ones country?
Haiku # 36109 June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Harper on the news
Yammering on about stuff
Stupid politics
Haiku # 36108 June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
I've been working on
A new search tool that will let
you browse the archives
Haiku # 36107 June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
If it does one thing
It gets me to write bundles
Of bad haiku verse
Haiku # 36106 June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
Buffalo is out
of the NHL playoffs
Lets go Hurricanes!
Haiku # 36105 June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis