The flowers loiter.
Ignorantly, the men walk.
Nuns catch walked vampires.

A sad, fair frog works.
A slick lover sprouts armies.
Ice offers a star.

Fair, slick ice loiters.
Lemons wake for frogs play.
Lakes work or nuns burn.

A tree breaks heaven.
Twisted yellow wisdom breaks.
The arrows retire.

"Find one suitable
Only when you stop looking"
Correct amundo!
***
Sheesh, still waitin for Jenny
I am trouble bored
by now shit yeah

O'er the smog filled skies
Underneath the bear costumes
Tiny elves redux

Fear the antichrist
For she doth walk among us
It's Katie Couric

If you average
5-7-5, you get the same
as 6-6-6. Fun.

Love is a disease
Like Malaria, once struck
Never really cured

off to adelaide
that's twice in under a year
the most in decades

it's raining again
the skies awash with rainbows
driftwood on the beach

Too late G W B
He was born some time ago
He

This morning it was
6060606
Waiting for evil?

Craving glory
my Charmin earned his stripes
riding the winking sphincter

Pessimistic toilet seat germ
waits in toxic silence for
The End

Sitting at my desk
Secretly writing haiku
Shush! Here comes the boss.

Search haiku text field
Seems to be totally borked
WIll fix it later

Sophisticated
Jimila is a Berber
Beautiful, speaks French
*
She dances salsa
Like she is belly dancer
Fantastic body
*
She told me her friends
Have given nickname

my motherboard died
hooray for council pick up
i found a "new" toy

Male Great Dane strolling
Scrotum swaying in pure time
Like a pendulum

hey the search
doesn't seem to work
what do?

nine five seven three
four seven three nine one
call me.

the neighbor's music
is not music to my ears
annie get your gun

Tiananmen square
June 4th - so we protest on
the graves at Kent State

Ishaqi murders
Five children, four women
Their hearts are past shame?

Art school is over
out of the class room, into
the shoe factory

Leash your dogs Tad, leash em up!
An't gonna be your bitch
Or you gonna be mine

Office hours plan:
put right before commitments.
Then you flee students.

M. Pavic is such bitch
To call the young gun, young blood
The pickpocket!

My office hours:
Twelve till One daily, with an
hour off for lunch.

that's not a haiku
a web-bot infestation
is not poetry

Oh boy this is dumb
Writing copius haiku
In a short time frame

The big compost bin
Looks like Dr. Who Dalek
Shouts "exterminate"

Onion skin crinkles
As I place the whole mass in
The big compost pile

Anarchy's the way
Not in the chaos manner
In think local way

Nationalism
What a stupid idea
Pride in ones country?

Harper on the news
Yammering on about stuff
Stupid politics

I've been working on
A new search tool that will let
you browse the archives

If it does one thing
It gets me to write bundles
Of bad haiku verse

Buffalo is out
of the NHL playoffs
Lets go Hurricanes!

Wind in the summer
I like it much better than
Wind in the winter

All I have to say
Is oh my god, I have lots
of verse to replace

Big event coming
Going to be hilarious
"Enough is enough"

Party on the beach
Memories of trip to Texas
Just came back to me

Spider plant runners
Reaching out from the plant base
and into my heart

Another one bites
the dust. Coffee Crisp advert
ruined the Queen song

Viewed South Park reruns
Played the "brown note" on tuba
Whole audience shat

The blistering heat
Gives way to some thunderstorms
Calm after the storm

High School Reunion
Thirty years. I haven't changed.
What happened to you?

must go to the sea
all i ask is a tall ship
and star to steer by

- inspired by John Masefield (1818-1967)