Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
The sea is angry
Lame anthropomorphism
Bad haiku doth reign
Haiku # 36428 July 20, 2006 1:14 pm ET
by Lush
"One small step for man
One giant leap for mankind"
Said first man on moon

-- On July 20, 1969, at 10:56 p.m. EDT, American astronaut Neil Armstrong, became the first human to walk on the surface of the moon.
Haiku # 36427 July 20, 2006 11:58 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Ed ora cari,
per altri quattro anni,
la coppa sta qui!
Haiku # 36426 July 20, 2006 6:18 am ET
by R. of PT
Forza azzurri!
Bisogna proprio dirlo:
abbiamo vinto!
Haiku # 36425 July 20, 2006 6:17 am ET
by R. of PT
It seems that accents,
for some very weird reason,
don't always work here...
Haiku # 36424 July 20, 2006 6:15 am ET
by R. of PT
Cos
Haiku # 36423 July 20, 2006 6:13 am ET
by R. of PT
She sways on the shore,
Her bare feet sinks on the sand,
The spring moon dances.
Haiku # 36422 July 19, 2006 11:53 pm ET
by tri tran of huntington beach
Scorching summer day
Caution: Extreme heat warning!
Went out to play golf

Forgot the sunscreen
Drank too much water, too fast
Not feeling so good

One hundred-thirteen
Thirty-six holes in one day
I must be Stupid
Haiku # 36421 July 19, 2006 7:19 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Penile prosthesis.
Transcribe, amanuensis!
"Redeem me, Jeebus!"
Haiku # 36420 July 19, 2006 2:24 pm ET
by Lush
outrage by ultra
violence or brutality
outre' source bizarre
Haiku # 36419 July 19, 2006 2:00 pm ET
by princess happy
my wetsuit arrived
i look like a clever dick
in a black condom
Haiku # 36418 July 19, 2006 12:50 am ET
by ash
with mouth open wide
you really must be careful
foreign objects fly
*
at that special time
wishing I had a door key
there's something hairy
*
made claims of hugeness
advertisement banners fly
how many buyers?
Haiku # 36417 July 18, 2006 2:32 pm ET
by princess happy
Drunken Ted crashed car
In Chappaquiddick pond and
Drowned poor Mary Jo

-- On July 18, 1969, Sen. Edward 'Ted' Kennedy, D-Mass, plunged his car into a pond on Chappaquiddick Island, Mass., killing his passenger, Mary Jo Kopenchne. He did not report the "incident" for more than 10 hours. No charges were ever brought against the Senator.
Haiku # 36416 July 18, 2006 2:23 pm ET
by CrimsonMind of Phoenix, AZ
He who experiments
with US freedom
Deserves to die
Haiku # 36415 July 18, 2006 1:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The biggest experiment in US History
Milos Vujasinovic
Yep, negative selection
***
Forcedly separated from his family
Without their wants
Perhaps it is a dreaming
***
Not, this isn't a dream
Life has been destroyed
They say, so what
***
Or they say how do you mean
Or just who cares
Yes, I still do care
Haiku # 36414 July 18, 2006 11:27 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
alliteration
our oceans' oscillation
but don't try it drunk
Haiku # 36413 July 18, 2006 9:23 am ET
by ash
embraced by the sea
drifting down effortlessly
caressing white foam
Haiku # 36412 July 18, 2006 9:20 am ET
by ash
Where my words take you
Your mind follows close behind
Can you see her bounce?
Haiku # 36411 July 18, 2006 5:26 am ET
by Bouncy bouncy
Beautiful dancer
Trampoline bouncing naked
Eyes glued to her breasts
-
Hypnotized I watch
Flesh defying gravity
My mouth open wide
-
Opposing motion
Hey what goes up must come down
Fantasy or what
Haiku # 36410 July 18, 2006 5:22 am ET
by Bouncy bouncy
the surf was waving
the water was very cold
my limbs are aching
Haiku # 36409 July 17, 2006 8:04 pm ET
by ash
could be sexual
least you obtained my heartbeat
now it dances strong
Haiku # 36408 July 17, 2006 5:42 pm ET
by princess happy
they just keep coming
it's a syllable party
you want to come too?
Haiku # 36407 July 17, 2006 4:13 am ET
by nda of melbourne
i need a wheelchair
although my legs sort of work
I'd rather save them
Haiku # 36406 July 17, 2006 4:10 am ET
by nda of melbourne
Blind acrobatics
Engaging hermeneutics
Tarnished crucifix
Haiku # 36405 July 16, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Lush
Dog Day Afternoon
A nice little concert-fest
Featuring Metric
Haiku # 36404 July 16, 2006 12:09 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
time for a quickie
he is happy all alone
yes, he's a Yankee
Haiku # 36403 July 15, 2006 6:50 pm ET
by happy princess
Holy stigmata!
Injured beneath pinata.
Where's my Miata?
Haiku # 36402 July 15, 2006 6:28 pm ET
by Lush
This neat'o veto
at the UN, it's just so
Staining. Abstaining
Haiku # 36401 July 15, 2006 4:13 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
The G8 is great
Like Bilderberg or Davos
Star chambers are cool!
Haiku # 36400 July 15, 2006 4:08 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
What if you are wrong?
well, okay, more like 'wrongish'
Like Dick Cheney's heart?
Haiku # 36399 July 15, 2006 4:00 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
the city of philadelphia
stole everything off me
barren soul, naked
Haiku # 36398 July 15, 2006 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vladimir Putin
Kissed a boy, rootin' tootin'
Not highfalutin
Haiku # 36397 July 15, 2006 1:31 pm ET
by Lush
I thought you were fine
and I'de really like to jump
but, unethical
Haiku # 36396 July 15, 2006 12:15 pm ET
by princess happy
promiscuous pei.
oh how you make my heart sing.
let's get it on. now.
Haiku # 36395 July 14, 2006 8:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spambot from China
Your character set is bad
Off to the blacklist!
Haiku # 36394 July 14, 2006 11:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh I adore you
your world though I do not fit
I say goodbye now
Haiku # 36393 July 14, 2006 10:13 am ET
by princess happy
Once they pick on someone
In Philly, PA it goes on
And on, and on, and on, and on
Haiku # 36392 July 14, 2006 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
here in australia
milo is a chocolate drink
and more often chilled
Haiku # 36391 July 13, 2006 7:24 pm ET
by a product moment of ash
what were the 230 yrs ago
don't count
if your ego trip stirs the shit (your curse)
Haiku # 36390 July 13, 2006 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bloody bastard Serbs
Enemies in Politika TV (station)
Hot one over Milos
Haiku # 36389 July 13, 2006 7:19 pm ET
by local bastards win
university of pennsylvania
new mengeles in disguise
likes to ruin family, test ones
***
the city of philadelphia
stole everything off me
barren soul, naked
***
My Penna Quaking friends
gave my wife to another man
i am waiting for the Boss to sing of me
Haiku # 36388 July 13, 2006 7:17 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
setting the serbs after me
it is the idea of some
the american dream
Haiku # 36387 July 13, 2006 7:02 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
pushing the serbs after me
is it an american idea
or what
Haiku # 36386 July 13, 2006 7:00 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
the renowned victim of the usa (the most)
made hot potato (written in tanakh)
returned to bloodthirsty serbs (revenge)
Haiku # 36385 July 13, 2006 6:55 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
what the fuck the serbs want
if they want my money
already gave some to them
Haiku # 36384 July 13, 2006 6:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's the american dream
american punishment
or he was held up somewhere in tanakh
Haiku # 36383 July 13, 2006 6:38 pm ET
by bertween the lines and lies
it's not easy being Milos in Serbia
when two Serbs are bad
Milos dead
Haiku # 36382 July 13, 2006 6:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what the fuck the serbs wnat
what they were told on Milos
what the fuck the serbs
Haiku # 36381 July 13, 2006 6:35 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
TV Politika stealing money from old Milos
So called quizz he's put on hold forever
Operator reads caller ID
Haiku # 36380 July 13, 2006 6:34 pm ET
by nab the bastards wherever they are
serbian bastards "know" who am i
cannot have a normal life here
it's the american punishment
Haiku # 36379 July 13, 2006 6:33 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic