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belgrade ustashas scream hell
over this guy
serbian thief, the most known one (you know who he is)
Haiku # 36569 August 2, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
serbian ustashas killed the serbs
the most terrible ustashas were
serbs that became croats

these bloody ustashas
finally became the partisans
now saying looka there goes a thief

even today
many serbs preparing thmsls to become
"honest" ustashasa when they grow up
Haiku # 36568 August 2, 2006 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ustasha haiku

hating serbs in belgrade
its a popular shit
look there goes a serbian thief
Haiku # 36567 August 2, 2006 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
look a thief
these serbian ustashas scream
while destroying the entire serbia
Haiku # 36566 August 2, 2006 2:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
many serbian ustashas in belgrade
pretend they cooperate with the west
filling their own pockets

lying against the serbs they can
saying mom and pop
've not taught them not to steal

these were the same ustashas
that omce were serbs
now with catholic faith

killing their own kind
like torquamada who was not spanish
these serb ustashas
Haiku # 36565 August 2, 2006 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Trying to view porn.
Enable cookies, my ass!
Nude images -- now!
Haiku # 36564 August 2, 2006 1:31 pm ET
by Lush
packing my bags now
going away for the week
to the other side
Haiku # 36563 August 2, 2006 1:13 pm ET
by gigue
serbian ustashas are those commies
whom the U.S. Republicans hated so much
wherefrom their orders come
Haiku # 36562 August 2, 2006 12:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
new word
or password
it does not matter
Haiku # 36561 August 2, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bleeding rumors among the serbs
set a serb against the serb
is serbian ustashas new word
Haiku # 36560 August 2, 2006 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
belgrade is full of ustashas
pretty sure of this
hating serbs, it's a popular science

ustashas are not serbs
but are saying
this fucking serb is the robber and murderer
Haiku # 36559 August 2, 2006 12:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just wonder wherefrom the rumors come
where do the ustashas live now
belgrade, zagreb or united states

- in order to understand above haiku one should translate the following sentence: Dr Mirko Puk, na izboru u kri
Haiku # 36558 August 2, 2006 12:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wear sensible shoes
as you walk the eightfold path
you may stub your toe
Haiku # 36557 August 2, 2006 8:36 am ET
by ash
The Great Way has no gate;
there are a thousand paths to it.
If you pass through the barrier,
you walk the universe alone.
Haiku # 36556 August 2, 2006 5:02 am ET
by Wu-Men
me me me me me
my my my my my my my
I DO NOT HAVE ANY
Haiku # 36555 August 2, 2006 4:36 am ET
by toilet constructor
ain't it a pity
that he's not looking pretty
hi fidel - ity
Haiku # 36554 August 2, 2006 1:58 am ET
by ash
Hey Che Guevara,
Marxist guerrilla hero!
Now you sell T-shirts
Haiku # 36553 August 1, 2006 9:49 pm ET
by chessbored of playing tuba in cuba
another cigar
for old Mr Castro please!
- Bill Clinton has some
Haiku # 36552 August 1, 2006 9:36 pm ET
by chessbored of ..
Condoleeza Rice
Please tell Israel, 'be nice!'
baby killing cunts
Haiku # 36551 August 1, 2006 9:32 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck scousers
Rain sounds like hot piss
as it splashes my window
please! no more! the pane!
Haiku # 36550 August 1, 2006 9:26 pm ET
by chessbored of looking in your sock drawer
Oh Sheherezade
tell me another story
like you did last night
Haiku # 36549 August 1, 2006 9:22 pm ET
by chessbored of rimsky korsakov
hey there egotists
whining so pitifully,
BAD Haiku - recall?
Haiku # 36548 August 1, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by chessbored of up a tree with your mum
more valerian?
induces wonderful sleep
but so does a wank
Haiku # 36547 August 1, 2006 9:15 pm ET
by chessbored of insomnia
Mentulam caco,
quisque comoedus est.

morologus es!
Haiku # 36546 August 1, 2006 8:38 pm ET
by chessbored of Romeing about
latin, do ut des
concept; favour for a favour
quid pro quo exchange
Haiku # 36545 August 1, 2006 7:34 pm ET
by gigue
dear Dross drival sir
please, practice what you preach, sir
lead by example ... sir
Haiku # 36544 August 1, 2006 7:28 pm ET
by enchillada
Toilet graffiti
That
Haiku # 36543 August 1, 2006 7:25 pm ET
by iF YOU HAVE ANY
A bit harsh maybe?
Actually some are not bad
But most are dreadful
Haiku # 36542 August 1, 2006 6:55 pm ET
by Dross, dross everywhere, not a haiku to see
toilet grafiti?
don't over exert yourself
you may spew more shit
Haiku # 36541 August 1, 2006 6:38 pm ET
by chessbored of dropping the kids off at the pool
Grand master haiku?
No! Your Chess not good enough
Toilet graffiti!!!!
Haiku # 36540 August 1, 2006 6:12 pm ET
by Drivel and dross
what the chicken did
it finally crossed the road
poultry in motion
Haiku # 36539 August 1, 2006 3:01 pm ET
by gigue
if you wanna play
I'll first try you with six moves
will you lose easy
Haiku # 36538 August 1, 2006 1:15 pm ET
by checkmate


hard rock opera
unsure of the hot wire
the phantom is live

zero hour comes
there will be no lachry morse
on pinkish margin
Haiku # 36537 August 1, 2006 12:32 pm ET
by lixxy dance legs lotta flower
I sat in Starbucks
Staring out of the window
Better than thinking
Haiku # 36536 August 1, 2006 10:54 am ET
by chessbored of starbucks
Viktor Frankl wrote
on 'Man's search for meaning',
then he fell down dead
Haiku # 36535 August 1, 2006 10:49 am ET
by chessbored of life is what you make it
don't waste your sad life
make your existence count some
writing bad haiku
Haiku # 36534 August 1, 2006 9:28 am ET
by ash
Defy conventions
Seven syllables - why?
Only I keep count
Haiku # 36533 August 1, 2006 9:12 am ET
by chessbored of fly spray smells bad
go digg in the graveyard
and gratefully lick neitzche's rotten ass again
thats all you can do
Haiku # 36532 August 1, 2006 9:02 am ET
by the geoo have two sides
God is Dead.....so dead
Hip Hip Hooray for Neitzche
Cosmic angst teacher
Haiku # 36531 August 1, 2006 8:34 am ET
by chessbored of feeling naueseous
Insult my twaddle?
Really stinks in the middle.

Dude - thats your anus!
Haiku # 36530 August 1, 2006 8:31 am ET
by chessbored of sniff a bike seat for Jesus
Vaginal farting
Is the order of the day
Just might turn you gay
Haiku # 36529 August 1, 2006 8:28 am ET
by chessbored of on top of the world
two squares forward now,
then one to the left or right
good night! good grief! queef!
Haiku # 36528 August 1, 2006 8:27 am ET
by chessbored of SECRET
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust; Chess brain
Haiku # 36527 August 1, 2006 7:44 am ET
by Try just a little harder,Please!!!
It is with dismay
I see loads more gibberish
Polluting the page
Haiku # 36526 August 1, 2006 7:36 am ET
by Why do I find twadle insulting
It is with dismay
I see loads more gibberish
Polluting the page
Haiku # 36525 August 1, 2006 7:36 am ET
by Why do I find twadle insulting
I want your ugly bich
I want your puffy wreck and this
messy cave you call home
yeah thats the geooo law
whateva
cool
be real
stay loose
Haiku # 36524 August 1, 2006 6:43 am ET
by tasty mind
wachin your brain slowly stewed
in its own sauce of egotasticall stupidity
what a genious sophisticated pleasure
Haiku # 36523 August 1, 2006 5:24 am ET
by ignored and revengeful
return to the form
give me that sweet submission
press the write buttons
Haiku # 36522 August 1, 2006 12:43 am ET
by ash of variation without sedation
a return to form
send me into ecstacy
press the right buttons
Haiku # 36521 August 1, 2006 12:40 am ET
by ash
i love a bored game
moving those pieces about
playing with me mates
Haiku # 36520 August 1, 2006 12:38 am ET
by ash