crystal and puppy
rockin her two kids to Dave
ever did she go?

maybe to some house
that is infested with mice
after being kicked

okay be subhuman
submit me your goofy pic
can't see my facial..

luaghter and not so
this makes no sense to no one
too true bad haiku !!!!!!!!

sorry about the spill
I will do better haikus
after I get rest

A turd in the pool?
What sort of freak would do this?
fecal buoyancy

Streamlined way of life
manic mindless world flows by
I remain unchanged

Nobody here has
the same strategy in mind.
Damn. Snakes on a plane.

Morgan Ensberg was
Batting so well in April.
Query: wha' happened?

A Six Six B Eight:
My spambot-killing code is
A sign of the times

Haven't spoken with
Haiku gurus in too long
Babies are trouble

Giving up giving
Up smoking; I'm no quitter!
Never felt so good.

Last time I was here
The web design sucked somewhat
But now it looks cool

W.B. Yeats
West Frankin St. Irish Pub
has authentic food

stimulace of sense
touch the inteneration
free from purity

Reign abnegation
Lame in rain, assignation
Shameful relation

Little bug in code
Discovered just this morning
Fixed! Fuck off spambots

remember the letter
comparing handwritings
and other idiot, morbid ideas

i think now those cops
that were sreaming, alluding
back in a day

that milos was guilty
for death of jon bennet
should pay in their blood, amen

speaking of love..huh
the four letter SQUARE DANCE
forget eating pi

finally reached a point
home or boiling, moral game
apex of my mind

Beer condensation
Foiled by "No Fat Chicks" Coozie
Hail the modern age

I fell in Love once.
It was an aweful mistake.
Never will again.

Weak captcha seems borked
Back to ye old drawing board
War against spambots

Ju lii ette
I like your
balcony

Yeah I know it sux
9 years of open posting
Comes to a quick end

Pre-Op Transgender
From God; Return to Sender
Pudenda Bender

Sitting in Starbucks
I spotted a freaky guy
born without any hope

alphanumeric
you tax my poor memory
i need an upgrade

so it's come to this
high security haiku
fuck the terrorists

An overdue fine?
Forgot my library books,
went on vacation.

You ever wonder
why some arseholes are alive?
Just what are they for?

Maybe I should leave?
Nearly emigrated once
Toronto is nice

Dear Betrand Russell
we could use your mind right now
the world is fucked

Pour me some more wine
I dont usually drink
but this wine is nice

Had to implement
A little captcha image
To defeat spambots

(sorry)

Stars of dead Actors
Line Hollywood Boulevard
Always under foot

Spam bots inhabit
Interesting hybrids of
Various countries.

Xenophobia. Wedge politics.
Scare campaign. Milos now
Paying the exemplary toll

Birthday presents? ...tut
Who needs that pain in the butt?
A card should suffice

Milk! Milk! Lemonade!
Round the back Chocolate Cake!
so we sang at school

What does a man do
when he can't face one more day
...........does it anyway

Taxi driver guy
4am - why beep your horn?
please crash your shit car

this chair hurts my butt
I dream of a leather faced
executive perch

Aggressive beggar
Dont give me that tired old jive
I earn my money

Greetings, alien!
With your very large scrotum,
Extra testicle?

A new 'Superman'?
Christopher Reeve was kosher
alas, his wheelchair rusts

Escaped office hell.
modern day production line
break me for profit?

oh anxiety!
gripping my heart like a vice
damn you to hell - twice

fragrant flower you
your perfume is my succour
this world smells like shit

it only takes 3 days
to cure nicotine craving
habit is the bind

due to inflation
your fifteen minutes of fame
will now last just six

head start?
for what?
more of his bitching.

cicada
becomes tasty meal
for brother bird