Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
American Judges fuck yourselves
Fucked up men
Or just plain thieves
Haiku # 37144 August 29, 2006 10:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What all these Americans
You Bush are doing Serbia
Back to your Prosperity!!!
Haiku # 37143 August 29, 2006 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Busch, don' come to Serbia
I don't want you here
Neither our president,
Haiku # 37142 August 29, 2006 10:06 am ET
by go fuck yourself some place else
Busch is guilty for all
If he was not the president
CIA would not have it started with me
Haiku # 37141 August 29, 2006 10:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
American Judges shit on their Bibles
Luckily, they put me to prison
Without having to swear on it
Haiku # 37140 August 29, 2006 9:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Americans eat ka-ka
For it resembles "Freedom"
Spoken out from their mouth
Haiku # 37139 August 29, 2006 9:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
One step down
I was going to say word
Instead of the world
Haiku # 37138 August 29, 2006 9:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Highly courteous people in Philly
they kill you, though still care
about your wife's sexual needs
Haiku # 37137 August 29, 2006 9:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of (Philadelphia, USA)
In their ignorance
The only language American can hear
Is the world of politeness
Haiku # 37136 August 29, 2006 9:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
AMERICAN JUDGES FUCK THEIR SONS
THEY SCREW THEIR DAUGHTERS TOO
AND THEN EAT CEREALS FOR BREAKFAST
Haiku # 37135 August 29, 2006 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When the pragmatic
Must turn rude, you know
[that] Americans are really bad
Haiku # 37134 August 29, 2006 9:31 am ET
by Milos the Skippin Vujasinovic
YOU STUPID AMERICAN BITCHES
I AM IN BELGRADE S!E!R!B!I!A!
CANNOT DO NOTHING TO ME NO MORE (AND I CAN SAY ALL I WANT)
Haiku # 37133 August 29, 2006 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
American judges pee in their bed
The whole system sucks
And feels like the pee-pee
Haiku # 37131 August 29, 2006 9:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why sign my haikus
Those that destroyed my family
Did not leave calling cards
Haiku # 37130 August 29, 2006 9:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Charles Bronsown was the man
Too bad he was American
It just does not make sense
Haiku # 37129 August 29, 2006 9:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
10 haikus a day
the real truth about the USA
is what happened to me
Haiku # 37128 August 29, 2006 9:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
land of freedom my ass
nonsense, nonsense
like Scots can play succer
Haiku # 37127 August 29, 2006 9:01 am ET
by Flatbread, purées, and hummus to dip...
land of freedom my ass
nonsense, nonsense
as Scorcese can make a movie
Haiku # 37126 August 29, 2006 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
those other fools
they won't raise the thing
we don't worry about them
Haiku # 37125 August 29, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Bastard from the movie
just remember if they voice it
maim the bastards' mind
stick and carrot
Haiku # 37124 August 29, 2006 8:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
freedom, liberty, my ass
Serbs can go fuck themselves
Knock it up a notch
Haiku # 37123 August 29, 2006 8:55 am ET
by Gangraped by the USA
Bro Milos was chosen
So the Serbs could see
Who is the Boss in the US
Haiku # 37122 August 29, 2006 8:54 am ET
by Italian bragadoccio
land of freedom my ass
nonsense, nonsense
like the Scotland will win the World Cup
Haiku # 37121 August 29, 2006 8:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
IF REPUBLICANS PLAY DIRTY IN TX
DEMOCRATS IN PHILLY DON'T PLAY
THEY OWN YOU
Haiku # 37120 August 29, 2006 8:45 am ET
by POLITICALLY PERSECUTED
Running away from US Dream
Running away from prisons
And lies
Haiku # 37118 August 29, 2006 8:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
US nationalismus
US agriculturaism
they Will destroy, destroy
Haiku # 37117 August 29, 2006 8:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
USA nationalismus
US culturismus
they will destroy us
Haiku # 37116 August 29, 2006 8:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
if you have value in the US
you should know
IT does not belong to you
Haiku # 37115 August 29, 2006 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you have a value in US
be afraid and aware
of the "next thing you know"
Haiku # 37114 August 29, 2006 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
easy to destroy a man in the US
just lie thereafter
as nothing has happened
Haiku # 37113 August 29, 2006 8:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nationalism
agriculturism
they will destroy us
Haiku # 37112 August 29, 2006 5:38 am ET
by Janis
americans, so unbelieveable
they destroy your life
to call you undeserving, oh
Haiku # 37111 August 29, 2006 1:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
there is peace somewhere
the battles rage for ever
let it be, for now
Haiku # 37110 August 29, 2006 1:24 am ET
by brokn<3dream
SERBS AND AMERICANS ARE SAME
BRING SOMEONE DOWN
FOR THE HELL OF IT
Haiku # 37109 August 29, 2006 12:58 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Americans like to judge
"undeserving man"
Who the hell are they!?
Haiku # 37108 August 29, 2006 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
life served on a plate
CIA's stick and carrot
For all of you to eat
Haiku # 37107 August 29, 2006 12:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
joyful to thrive on
impersonal misfortune
makes serbs and americans equal
Haiku # 37106 August 29, 2006 12:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sad bat mitzvah wine
uncorked claret stands undrunk
right red hangover
Haiku # 37105 August 28, 2006 10:44 pm ET
by <3
3:15am
One bottle of red wine left
Should I open it?
Haiku # 37104 August 28, 2006 10:16 pm ET
by chessbored of no work tomorow
broken again and again
by the waves . . .
the moon so easily mends
Haiku # 37103 August 28, 2006 10:14 pm ET
by sad mommy <3 of kalifornia
milk and sun risen
hands that bleed from daily kneed
busted ego life's sweat
Haiku # 37102 August 28, 2006 5:41 pm ET
by pioneer
get wind of aware
near permissible limit
sound a rousing call
Haiku # 37101 August 28, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by gigue
Good people despair
as to how to feed their child;
you will never care
Haiku # 37100 August 28, 2006 5:27 pm ET
by chessbored of jaded
Connected from birth
you assume it's all on merit;
lie easily - how?
Haiku # 37099 August 28, 2006 5:25 pm ET
by chessbored of hmmmm
life served on a plate
unknowing and ungrateful;
undeserving man
Haiku # 37098 August 28, 2006 5:23 pm ET
by chessbored of pondering
electrostatic
a like attraction between
one part hydrogen
Haiku # 37094 August 28, 2006 8:42 am ET
by oxygen-ette :)
so much easier
if women had subtitles
"you know what i mean"
Haiku # 37093 August 28, 2006 7:43 am ET
by ash
a personal wish
may bad haiku smack your bot
and punch your lights out
Haiku # 37092 August 28, 2006 4:11 am ET
by ash
ups and downs are huge
I will offer this .. nothing
I hear you.. your heart @

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the house is haunted
dark cold filthy shadows move
get out while you can

I found the sun-day
my heart was alive with love
in the son.. safe place

stairway to heaven
another path and direction
there's still time for me
Haiku # 37086 August 27, 2006 9:26 pm ET
by woodchuckette
Lovely laughing eyes
Corners of the mouth tuned up
A smile seduces
Haiku # 37085 August 27, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by William Nippress