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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
A life given up
What cost, How much will you pay?
You don
Haiku # 37274 September 11, 2006 8:03 am ET
by Full time carer
Staring out at clouds
My spirit soars high above
Free for a short while
Haiku # 37273 September 11, 2006 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Saw a broken branch
Looked so sad it made me cry
I am treemendus
Haiku # 37272 September 11, 2006 7:45 am ET
by William Nippress
It is perverted
Do not ride a bicycle
Without a saddle
Haiku # 37271 September 11, 2006 7:35 am ET
by Major bumsore
Curiosity
If at first you don
Haiku # 37270 September 11, 2006 7:31 am ET
by Homage to gigue 37245
the folly of youth
the problems of growing old
without enough drugs
Haiku # 37269 September 11, 2006 4:59 am ET
by ash
So it's time for bed
sleep dreams of the innocent
who have tried their best
Haiku # 37268 September 11, 2006 12:04 am ET
by chessbored of Zzzzzzz
Seems I'm getting old
A moderate liberal
once I was gung-ho
Haiku # 37267 September 11, 2006 12:03 am ET
by chessbored of used to shout at Prime Ministers but now I like a cup of tea
My brain is frazzled,
Relax - only the edges;
where the pain is felt
Haiku # 37266 September 11, 2006 12:01 am ET
by chessbored of reading camus
No money, no job
But we had a bag of weed;
what more did we need?
Haiku # 37265 September 10, 2006 11:59 pm ET
by chessbored of bandhana
I married that girl.
training as a Counsellor;
Remember our bong?
Haiku # 37264 September 10, 2006 11:58 pm ET
by chessbored of we are stardust, but with a twist
Fuck! Man! Nemanja
Never got to say goodbye
- weighs heavy on me
Haiku # 37263 September 10, 2006 11:55 pm ET
by chessbored of here and now
Most people just float,
driftwood on life's skin - Thoreau
said 'Live Deep!!!' - too true

Haiku # 37262 September 10, 2006 11:53 pm ET
by chessbored of drinking medium priced red wine and popping valerian capsules - blessed deep sleep awaits
Where are you now, pal?
That heavy scene made me split;
The price was so high
Haiku # 37261 September 10, 2006 11:49 pm ET
by chessbored of nobody said life was easy
Piqued their attention
his unlikely genius;
made royal fools of them
Haiku # 37260 September 10, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by chessbored of missing an old friend
power, importance
strength superiority
are you happy now????
Haiku # 37259 September 10, 2006 8:24 pm ET
by preponderance
Squandered syllables
Who in hell gives a right shite
No poems... mere rants
Haiku # 37258 September 10, 2006 4:27 am ET
by Lush
A recrudescent
Precious gem... iridescent
Lickith mine crescent
Haiku # 37257 September 10, 2006 4:08 am ET
by Lush
your opinion counts
it's on the other hand
yeah other fingers
Haiku # 37256 September 10, 2006 1:37 am ET
by pizza eatin happy princess
fell off the wagon
fight the soda addiction;
fight fight fight . my might

Haiku # 37255 September 10, 2006 1:21 am ET
by soda of addictional burps
Captain Oh your orders
clarify and classify
99 red go
Haiku # 37254 September 10, 2006 12:24 am ET
by nena & the bafoons
the Needs of the Many
outweigh the Needs
of the Few
Haiku # 37253 September 9, 2006 10:04 pm ET
by the Shat
overclocking blues
more corrupt than government
my windows have closed
Haiku # 37252 September 9, 2006 7:24 pm ET
by ash
harmonica sing
heard from Morrison attic
my fav little spot

fantastic dinner
great friends wine love and laughter
girls night out a must

fill my cup Oh lord
a different nectar soul dance
drunk wench in a bar
Haiku # 37251 September 9, 2006 12:08 pm ET
by gigue
What not to bring with?
An umbrella not allowed
Even in the rain
Haiku # 37250 September 9, 2006 9:56 am ET
by Janis
forty years ago
the five year mission began
live long and prosper

-- Sept. 8, 1966, "Star Trek" premiered on NBC-TV.
Haiku # 37249 September 8, 2006 2:21 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
don't belive in love
there is no such thing.. bad word
don't believe in him.. hate

Haiku # 37248 September 8, 2006 12:57 pm ET
by tellin the truth
I accept this not
My heart beats stronger then not
the knot is untied

wasn't meant to be
walk my garden, plant new seeds
new life begins now

the sheild is lifted
the water rose and crested
time wavers from form


Haiku # 37247 September 8, 2006 12:51 pm ET
by gigue
over-rated junk
heroin is a big yawn
after a vomit
Haiku # 37246 September 8, 2006 7:34 am ET
by ash
okay remember
if at first you don't succeed
don't try skydiving
Haiku # 37245 September 8, 2006 1:40 am ET
by gigue
With the noose loosened
And dosage now vomitage
On my merry way
Haiku # 37244 September 8, 2006 12:48 am ET
by Lush
Do the Inuit
Intuit more? Seminole...
tad more seminal?
Haiku # 37243 September 7, 2006 10:12 pm ET
by Lush
Five Kitchen Tools That Sound Naughty

chocolate fountain,
melon baller, meat baster,
boning knife, cork screw
Haiku # 37242 September 7, 2006 2:29 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Gossip to new depths
You say Steve Irwin is dead
That
Haiku # 37241 September 7, 2006 9:34 am ET
by I sea the truth of Out of my depth
though it sounds like it
there's no key in anarchy
unfortunately
Haiku # 37240 September 7, 2006 12:20 am ET
by ash
to pacify peace
render service, satisfy
what pay is deserved
Haiku # 37239 September 6, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by gigue
Governments corrupt
Crush people in the process
Anarchy the key
Haiku # 37238 September 6, 2006 12:46 pm ET
by Janis
distress call not heard
now folding pocket sixes
all in all in damn
Haiku # 37237 September 6, 2006 1:16 am ET
by ciax
in one direction
belts & horses, doldrums too
trade wind will go on
Haiku # 37236 September 5, 2006 6:25 pm ET
by gigue
stop zionism!
bring the war to the home front;
draft your rich children
Haiku # 37235 September 5, 2006 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A tribute to ash
Your's a better epitaph
Including by line
Haiku # 37234 September 5, 2006 10:22 am ET
by Lush
an unhappy tail
sometimes sunblock's not enough
vale steve irwin
Haiku # 37233 September 5, 2006 8:51 am ET
by ash says beware of ultraviolent rays
Crushed paper towel
An origami profile
Regret preceding
Haiku # 37232 September 5, 2006 6:27 am ET
by Lush
Crocodile Hunter
Pressed his folly submarine
Few shall mourn the sting
Haiku # 37231 September 5, 2006 6:19 am ET
by Lush
A mere conduit
Of some deceased idiot
Medium: get it?
Haiku # 37230 September 5, 2006 12:13 am ET
by Lush
Frivolous prescience
Unconscionable silence
Cannot save Hortence
Haiku # 37229 September 5, 2006 12:09 am ET
by Lush
morbid sacrifice
taped then ass raped sev'ral mice
gamboled with crab lice
Haiku # 37228 September 5, 2006 12:05 am ET
by Lush
Most long since collapsed
Spike my vascular penis
Shaft to ecstasis
Haiku # 37227 September 4, 2006 6:24 pm ET
by Lush
Three Seven Two Two Six!
Been waiting years for this day!
It's MINE! It's ALL MINE!
Haiku # 37226 September 4, 2006 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stuffing envelopes
Is very boring and now
I've got RSI
Haiku # 37225 September 4, 2006 3:06 pm ET
by An Alumnus of Manchester