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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
With blind conviction
We see the thing we love most
With unseeing eyes
*
Obsessive, certain
Our fixation unheeding
All common sense gone
Haiku # 37315 September 19, 2006 5:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Have you read this lot?
For gods sake write something good
It
Haiku # 37314 September 19, 2006 4:51 am ET
by Engage brain before typing of But whats my name
Trekki question one.
Who do you prefer, James Kirk
or Jean-Luc Picard?
Haiku # 37313 September 18, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
ever get the feel
that you being told "get lost"
or being ignored ??

hmm
well..
all i gotta say is..

na na na na na
your daddy's an alcoholic..and
momma's on welfare ..
Haiku # 37312 September 18, 2006 12:11 pm ET
by down to your level
For a friend upon dropping her phone in the toilet:
Crystal with her phone
Holds the poo-poo to her face
Hello there, Feces?
Haiku # 37311 September 17, 2006 8:30 pm ET
by Somethingunique8 of Springfield, MO
devours all things
final arguments chosen
on top the altar
Haiku # 37310 September 17, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by gigue
Thy tea is bad
Oh bright demon
But for tea we are glad
Haiku # 37309 September 17, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Floating Leaf
you supply me with sum
I'll gratefully give summ back
1 + 1 is 2

Haiku # 37308 September 16, 2006 11:22 am ET
by batman
graphic depictions
cinematic viloence
Theatre Salon
Haiku # 37307 September 16, 2006 11:14 am ET
by Grand Guignol
Some were bad some good
Some of my past works attacked
Why castigated?
Haiku # 37306 September 16, 2006 9:40 am ET
by But what
waterloo sunset .
i die because i'm living . . .
oh! god! it's Kinky!
Haiku # 37305 September 15, 2006 8:51 pm ET
by quicksand peace of Worm Hole
a pork chop sandwich
with coleslaw and apple sauce
now that's good eaten'
Haiku # 37304 September 15, 2006 7:42 pm ET
by crimson mind of phx, az
poor miller's daughter
the straw must be turned into gold
guess my name he sang
Haiku # 37303 September 15, 2006 12:30 pm ET
by Rumplestiltskin
No criticism
Writing under pseudonyms
Some of my best work
Haiku # 37302 September 15, 2006 11:30 am ET
by But what
traces of death..grim
BANNED form my video store
prob-bly for the best
Haiku # 37301 September 14, 2006 1:28 pm ET
by I have a nice butt :)
Brent: what do we care?
Scarlett: Fiddle- dee- dee, war
Rhett :Frankly my dear....
Haiku # 37300 September 14, 2006 11:20 am ET
by with the wind
Je vais, Tu vas, Il/
Elle/On va, Nous allons, Vous
Allez, Ils/elles vont.
Haiku # 37299 September 14, 2006 6:48 am ET
by Phlegmée
Eating much funghi
I see rainbow-halo'ed moon
And green face-flowers.
Haiku # 37298 September 14, 2006 6:37 am ET
by Phlegmy of Hallucination
Play the game of life?
Some say the dice are loaded;
my dice say 'Boggle'
Haiku # 37297 September 14, 2006 5:32 am ET
by chessbored of square pegs and round holes
So my darling wife
has both sets of keys with her;
locked in my own home
Haiku # 37296 September 14, 2006 5:29 am ET
by chessbored of duh
my word about it
will remain alone, withdrawl
sleep, I pray for hand
Haiku # 37295 September 14, 2006 1:03 am ET
by too tired
firefox proactive
try : bookmarks, manage bookmarks
file, export, save in
Haiku # 37294 September 13, 2006 8:20 pm ET
by ash
Hey, thanks Firefox!
You lost all of my bookmarks
for the sixth time
Haiku # 37293 September 13, 2006 8:14 pm ET
by chessbored of : (
Iron filings and
Some lashings of glue will make
Bald men magnetic
Haiku # 37292 September 13, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by An Alumnus of Manc
cynic: a man who
when he smells flowers, starts to
look for a coffin
Haiku # 37291 September 13, 2006 1:17 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phx, AZ
breathe the words that burn
thoughts that do with fire glow
bleed white hot water
Haiku # 37290 September 13, 2006 2:27 am ET
by gigue
drinking beer is good
drinking more beer is better
you're getting cuter
Haiku # 37289 September 12, 2006 11:20 pm ET
by where you at
rain stops beating down
clam winds taste natures wisp
puddles vaporize
Haiku # 37288 September 12, 2006 9:52 pm ET
by to real men
the delusion peaks
allowing flow over to there
surrender music
Haiku # 37287 September 12, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by 8888888
My Tormented heart
She loves me she loves me not
I
Haiku # 37286 September 12, 2006 7:31 pm ET
by Real men do cry
silly delusion
but the touch here is real ..mine
safe as a dream ..safe
Haiku # 37285 September 12, 2006 6:03 pm ET
by silent lucidity
smell deeply ,leaves
quiet boredom and sweet need
steady of love ..heart
Haiku # 37284 September 12, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by she
There on the island
Amazing show in the sky
Mushrooms effective
Haiku # 37283 September 12, 2006 5:56 pm ET
by Janis
eject in a stream
pompous, oratorical
spitting out quiver
Haiku # 37282 September 12, 2006 12:06 pm ET
by gigue
get over yourself
it's meant in the nicest way
down form your fences
Haiku # 37281 September 12, 2006 12:01 pm ET
by joker is the only fool
Wayeb' comes take heed
portals open, boundaries gone
ward off the evil
Haiku # 37280 September 12, 2006 11:49 am ET
by gigue
Iron cross valor old
once was good now sinister
unless black to red

Haiku # 37279 September 12, 2006 11:10 am ET
by gigue
it's disconcerting
old folks used to seem older
then i became one
Haiku # 37278 September 12, 2006 8:56 am ET
by ash
Flaming lips sounds like
a vaginal infection;
but less aesthetic
Haiku # 37277 September 11, 2006 8:10 pm ET
by chessbored of .
thunderstorm on me
electricity in the air
my fingers tingle
Haiku # 37276 September 11, 2006 7:27 pm ET
by gigue
Flaming lips concert
Cut short by stupid planning
Fun interrupted
Haiku # 37275 September 11, 2006 3:35 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
A life given up
What cost, How much will you pay?
You don
Haiku # 37274 September 11, 2006 8:03 am ET
by Full time carer
Staring out at clouds
My spirit soars high above
Free for a short while
Haiku # 37273 September 11, 2006 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Saw a broken branch
Looked so sad it made me cry
I am treemendus
Haiku # 37272 September 11, 2006 7:45 am ET
by William Nippress
It is perverted
Do not ride a bicycle
Without a saddle
Haiku # 37271 September 11, 2006 7:35 am ET
by Major bumsore
Curiosity
If at first you don
Haiku # 37270 September 11, 2006 7:31 am ET
by Homage to gigue 37245
the folly of youth
the problems of growing old
without enough drugs
Haiku # 37269 September 11, 2006 4:59 am ET
by ash
So it's time for bed
sleep dreams of the innocent
who have tried their best
Haiku # 37268 September 11, 2006 12:04 am ET
by chessbored of Zzzzzzz
Seems I'm getting old
A moderate liberal
once I was gung-ho
Haiku # 37267 September 11, 2006 12:03 am ET
by chessbored of used to shout at Prime Ministers but now I like a cup of tea
My brain is frazzled,
Relax - only the edges;
where the pain is felt
Haiku # 37266 September 11, 2006 12:01 am ET
by chessbored of reading camus