Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Wistful countryside
Dull greens and smoke yellows
Far vistas mist veiled
*
How should I feel here?
Myself insignificant
A part and no more
*
All Mans arrogance
Earths priests force us to believe
Everything for us
*
Question my function
Do we have a true purpose?
For what am I here?
*
Am I pivotal?
What I to the universe?
Inconsequential?
Haiku # 37348 September 25, 2006 6:04 am ET
by William Nippress
scandalous gossip
unpublished hush history
Procopius work
Haiku # 37347 September 25, 2006 2:10 am ET
by anecdote
Holding on? Let go?
How do I judge the right time?
Anyway I lose
Haiku # 37346 September 24, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
Your eyes betray you
Your thoughts cannot stay hidden
Your eyes tell me all
*
They smile they are sad
An instant of emotions
Held for all to see
Haiku # 37345 September 24, 2006 4:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Looking for comfort
I slide my hand into yours
This sacred shared touch
Haiku # 37344 September 24, 2006 4:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
love enough.forever
side together ..stranger ways
with another..time
Haiku # 37343 September 24, 2006 4:25 pm ET
by in .. time .. &
fancy your ideals
a creation of vision
melody music
Haiku # 37342 September 24, 2006 2:19 pm ET
by imagination
todays dishwater
rolls over hands that will
caress your breast later.
Haiku # 37341 September 23, 2006 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh zabadooey
with such a short time to star
till janis deletes
Haiku # 37340 September 23, 2006 6:53 pm ET
by ash
often brilliant eyes
various and delicate
is beauty lace wing
Haiku # 37339 September 23, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by neuropterous
Quiet borderland
Between starting a Haiku
Nothing comes, dread hush
*
Need inspiration
My thoughts turn to idiots
They write without thought!
Haiku # 37338 September 23, 2006 9:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Popular demand?
For such a brief appearance
Must cost an ego
Haiku # 37337 September 23, 2006 8:22 am ET
by By Zabadoooooe
Naked I gambol
Amid heather and brambles
My skin in shambles
Haiku # 37335 September 22, 2006 9:46 am ET
by Lush
Beautiful woman
Sally is my new partner
We
Haiku # 37334 September 22, 2006 7:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pounding sound of rain
Natural sounds of the world
Its flat roof music
Haiku # 37333 September 22, 2006 6:38 am ET
by William Nippress
The words
Haiku # 37332 September 22, 2006 6:33 am ET
by But whats my name
fancy handkerchief
happens to be bass player's
own index finger
Haiku # 37331 September 21, 2006 11:32 am ET
by booger watcher
Delicious flatus,
first fart of this bright new day;
hint of tomatoes
Haiku # 37330 September 21, 2006 5:15 am ET
by chessbored
early bird gets worms
but it seems the second mouse
always gets the cheeeez
Haiku # 37329 September 20, 2006 5:59 pm ET
by hum
'Pop!' goes the weasel
which is really pretty weird
wouldn't you agree?
Haiku # 37328 September 20, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by chessbored of ..
it's hard to juggle
too many balls in the air
but worse when one pops
Haiku # 37327 September 20, 2006 5:19 pm ET
by chessbored of stressed
real consequences,
real people's lives, real problems;
self-satisfying shit
Haiku # 37326 September 20, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by chessbored of nice guys finish last
why so sinister?
a real fly in the ointment,
your heart is black ice
Haiku # 37325 September 20, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by chessbored of ...
You think yours is bad
Get a load of these haikus
I think you're clever
Haiku # 37324 September 20, 2006 1:48 pm ET
by kbd
amazing conceit,
use people as means to an end?
go and fuck yourself
Haiku # 37323 September 20, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by chessbored of pissed off
THAI COUP HAIKU
Under martial law
At least the streets will be safe
And the king is loved.
Haiku # 37322 September 20, 2006 11:52 am ET
by jp
knowingly misled
ruthless lying exploiter
plays games with real lives
Haiku # 37321 September 20, 2006 9:23 am ET
by chessbored of shove your job up your arse
Words, we need to hear
Haiku # 37320 September 19, 2006 8:10 pm ET
by But whats my name
Falsely, lovers work.
Birds fairly catch an angel.
Perfumed blossom works.
Haiku # 37319 September 19, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Haiku for You
Tepid, small heat lurks.
Summer wastes fearing hatred.
Perhaps, tarmac walks.
Haiku # 37318 September 19, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Taro Tamagochi
If I could go back
And change one thing from my past
I'd pick conception
Haiku # 37317 September 19, 2006 1:13 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I often wonder
smart people putting us on
or imbeciles mean it
*
take out my planner
big note to self ~ tomorrow
be spontaneous
Haiku # 37316 September 19, 2006 11:18 am ET
by angel and u know it
With blind conviction
We see the thing we love most
With unseeing eyes
*
Obsessive, certain
Our fixation unheeding
All common sense gone
Haiku # 37315 September 19, 2006 5:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Have you read this lot?
For gods sake write something good
It
Haiku # 37314 September 19, 2006 4:51 am ET
by Engage brain before typing of But whats my name
Trekki question one.
Who do you prefer, James Kirk
or Jean-Luc Picard?
Haiku # 37313 September 18, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
ever get the feel
that you being told "get lost"
or being ignored ??

hmm
well..
all i gotta say is..

na na na na na
your daddy's an alcoholic..and
momma's on welfare ..
Haiku # 37312 September 18, 2006 12:11 pm ET
by down to your level
For a friend upon dropping her phone in the toilet:
Crystal with her phone
Holds the poo-poo to her face
Hello there, Feces?
Haiku # 37311 September 17, 2006 8:30 pm ET
by Somethingunique8 of Springfield, MO
devours all things
final arguments chosen
on top the altar
Haiku # 37310 September 17, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by gigue
Thy tea is bad
Oh bright demon
But for tea we are glad
Haiku # 37309 September 17, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Floating Leaf
you supply me with sum
I'll gratefully give summ back
1 + 1 is 2

Haiku # 37308 September 16, 2006 11:22 am ET
by batman
graphic depictions
cinematic viloence
Theatre Salon
Haiku # 37307 September 16, 2006 11:14 am ET
by Grand Guignol
Some were bad some good
Some of my past works attacked
Why castigated?
Haiku # 37306 September 16, 2006 9:40 am ET
by But what
waterloo sunset .
i die because i'm living . . .
oh! god! it's Kinky!
Haiku # 37305 September 15, 2006 8:51 pm ET
by quicksand peace of Worm Hole
a pork chop sandwich
with coleslaw and apple sauce
now that's good eaten'
Haiku # 37304 September 15, 2006 7:42 pm ET
by crimson mind of phx, az
poor miller's daughter
the straw must be turned into gold
guess my name he sang
Haiku # 37303 September 15, 2006 12:30 pm ET
by Rumplestiltskin
No criticism
Writing under pseudonyms
Some of my best work
Haiku # 37302 September 15, 2006 11:30 am ET
by But what
traces of death..grim
BANNED form my video store
prob-bly for the best
Haiku # 37301 September 14, 2006 1:28 pm ET
by I have a nice butt :)
Brent: what do we care?
Scarlett: Fiddle- dee- dee, war
Rhett :Frankly my dear....
Haiku # 37300 September 14, 2006 11:20 am ET
by with the wind
Je vais, Tu vas, Il/
Elle/On va, Nous allons, Vous
Allez, Ils/elles vont.
Haiku # 37299 September 14, 2006 6:48 am ET
by Phlegmée
Eating much funghi
I see rainbow-halo'ed moon
And green face-flowers.
Haiku # 37298 September 14, 2006 6:37 am ET
by Phlegmy of Hallucination