Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Hope springs eternal
The parking garage is full
In and out cars go
Haiku # 37379 September 28, 2006 12:08 pm ET
by Secret Smoker of Nirvana
sadly i blew it
the match that started my fire
out with another
Haiku # 37378 September 28, 2006 9:43 am ET
by ash
? ,
! .
& ;
(Say it)
Some people can only feel superior when putting down others that
Haiku # 37377 September 28, 2006 9:26 am ET
by Missing link
Educationists
That
Haiku # 37376 September 28, 2006 5:22 am ET
by Teach or preach it
Must be a teacher
Punctuation correction
Get a life; will you!
Haiku # 37375 September 28, 2006 5:11 am ET
by That
Burnt out to an Ash
You just need rekindling
Go see an old flame
Haiku # 37374 September 28, 2006 5:06 am ET
by William Nippress
difference between
lightbulb and a pregnant gal
can't unscrew the gal
Haiku # 37373 September 27, 2006 11:54 pm ET
by wiseman
ther's so much damn noise
when opportunity knocks
somebody shut it up...
Haiku # 37372 September 27, 2006 11:53 pm ET
by pessimist
deviation from
fact, form, or rule by artist
for sake of effect
Haiku # 37371 September 27, 2006 4:36 pm ET
by quit smoking yet?
Grammar drowns in your
Sea of commas, I build an
Arc to house full stops.
Haiku # 37369 September 27, 2006 11:58 am ET
by Anal Phlegmy of Punctuation Expectoration
from pulse to the lie
one's ice now is liquescent
escape the lips, come
Haiku # 37368 September 27, 2006 2:01 am ET
by gigue
Just Googled myself
Returns most disappointing
I'm a vast loser
Haiku # 37367 September 26, 2006 6:36 pm ET
by Lush
can't say what happened
maybe i ran out of words
or inspiration
Haiku # 37366 September 26, 2006 9:37 am ET
by ash
To lay in your arms
Warm, skin to soft skin
Beautiful woman
*
Your natural self
Nurturing, Comforting love
Your gift to mankind
Haiku # 37365 September 26, 2006 8:02 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 37364 September 26, 2006 7:41 am ET
by The Ash fan club
Dash them off at speed
Taking time they
Haiku # 37363 September 26, 2006 7:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Dew on long green leaves
Rhinestone dressing in the sun
Short lived beautiful
*
Slow wheeling red kite
Arrogantly gliding high
Harried by a crow
*
Clear sunny morning
Out from my window I see
Earths gifts to all men
*
Free to all, enjoy!
Ours is brief, blink of an eye
Life
Haiku # 37362 September 26, 2006 6:02 am ET
by William Nippress
once he lays me down
i will be free.. free freefree

no more need fo rme
Haiku # 37361 September 26, 2006 2:46 am ET
by baby fly away home
I've got to be free..we
reflections in the waves spark
some happy some sad
Haiku # 37360 September 26, 2006 1:44 am ET
by come sail away
silly ass bastard
leave a meassage after beep
fly it up your ass
Haiku # 37359 September 26, 2006 1:41 am ET
by jerky boyz.. thank you.. fruity ass
wonder anyway shit
I'm doing the best I ever did
now @$#^%^ go away !!!

Haiku # 37358 September 26, 2006 1:37 am ET
by smack .. godsmack
cenote cenote in
sinkhole hell deliver sin
a pool at the bottom
Haiku # 37357 September 26, 2006 1:29 am ET
by deeper oceans choke
terminal war
far away guess it took away
died cried soul .now fade
Haiku # 37356 September 26, 2006 1:26 am ET
by lover.. cemetery gate
bound down bass drive down
one day recognize .sister
look at me now. rebel
Haiku # 37355 September 26, 2006 1:24 am ET
by broken respect
highest point attained
Victorian social scene
dizzying it is
Haiku # 37354 September 26, 2006 1:17 am ET
by master of self destruction
Weekend box office
Jackass two was number one
Should we be worried?
Haiku # 37353 September 25, 2006 5:05 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
my bad haiku is
not necessarily a
bad haiku perhaps.

maybe it's a really
bad rushed together tanka?
Haiku # 37352 September 25, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
little red numbers
like flame hot sprinkles on ice
they tickle my twit
Haiku # 37351 September 25, 2006 12:22 pm ET
by muahhhh xxoo
do you find lessons
in all man's incomprehension
life curriculum
Haiku # 37350 September 25, 2006 8:44 am ET
by lady attainment
Priests are so dam sure
Its others are wrong, not us!
Kill them! for our god
*
It
Haiku # 37349 September 25, 2006 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Wistful countryside
Dull greens and smoke yellows
Far vistas mist veiled
*
How should I feel here?
Myself insignificant
A part and no more
*
All Mans arrogance
Earths priests force us to believe
Everything for us
*
Question my function
Do we have a true purpose?
For what am I here?
*
Am I pivotal?
What I to the universe?
Inconsequential?
Haiku # 37348 September 25, 2006 6:04 am ET
by William Nippress
scandalous gossip
unpublished hush history
Procopius work
Haiku # 37347 September 25, 2006 2:10 am ET
by anecdote
Holding on? Let go?
How do I judge the right time?
Anyway I lose
Haiku # 37346 September 24, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
Your eyes betray you
Your thoughts cannot stay hidden
Your eyes tell me all
*
They smile they are sad
An instant of emotions
Held for all to see
Haiku # 37345 September 24, 2006 4:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Looking for comfort
I slide my hand into yours
This sacred shared touch
Haiku # 37344 September 24, 2006 4:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
love enough.forever
side together ..stranger ways
with another..time
Haiku # 37343 September 24, 2006 4:25 pm ET
by in .. time .. &
fancy your ideals
a creation of vision
melody music
Haiku # 37342 September 24, 2006 2:19 pm ET
by imagination
todays dishwater
rolls over hands that will
caress your breast later.
Haiku # 37341 September 23, 2006 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh zabadooey
with such a short time to star
till janis deletes
Haiku # 37340 September 23, 2006 6:53 pm ET
by ash
often brilliant eyes
various and delicate
is beauty lace wing
Haiku # 37339 September 23, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by neuropterous
Quiet borderland
Between starting a Haiku
Nothing comes, dread hush
*
Need inspiration
My thoughts turn to idiots
They write without thought!
Haiku # 37338 September 23, 2006 9:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Popular demand?
For such a brief appearance
Must cost an ego
Haiku # 37337 September 23, 2006 8:22 am ET
by By Zabadoooooe
Naked I gambol
Amid heather and brambles
My skin in shambles
Haiku # 37335 September 22, 2006 9:46 am ET
by Lush
Beautiful woman
Sally is my new partner
We
Haiku # 37334 September 22, 2006 7:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pounding sound of rain
Natural sounds of the world
Its flat roof music
Haiku # 37333 September 22, 2006 6:38 am ET
by William Nippress
The words
Haiku # 37332 September 22, 2006 6:33 am ET
by But whats my name
fancy handkerchief
happens to be bass player's
own index finger
Haiku # 37331 September 21, 2006 11:32 am ET
by booger watcher
Delicious flatus,
first fart of this bright new day;
hint of tomatoes
Haiku # 37330 September 21, 2006 5:15 am ET
by chessbored
early bird gets worms
but it seems the second mouse
always gets the cheeeez
Haiku # 37329 September 20, 2006 5:59 pm ET
by hum
'Pop!' goes the weasel
which is really pretty weird
wouldn't you agree?
Haiku # 37328 September 20, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by chessbored of ..