Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
six syllables in
the last fortune cookie thought
longs for msg?

I'm too well preseved
to want all the chinese but
could use egg roll
Haiku # 37443 October 9, 2006 11:47 am ET
by Any Major Dude of just about anywhere
u say bushido?
well i must say right back son
gazundheit! tissue time :)
Haiku # 37442 October 9, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Any Major Dude
he goes thoroughfare
somehow the manner; what mode
from pillar to post
Haiku # 37435 October 9, 2006 12:40 am ET
by the method
the old games we used
to play as kids turned into
toys for nostalgia
Haiku # 37434 October 8, 2006 11:21 am ET
by Any Major Dude
manifestos wave
on the tide of ideas past
present, future cast

crash on the shore and
wash away the sands of man
and go back to sea
Haiku # 37433 October 8, 2006 11:05 am ET
by Any Major Dude
fix a date, friend death
for our dancing finale
a paso doble
Haiku # 37432 October 8, 2006 12:07 am ET
by Lucy Raig of Sydney
She squeals with delight
Emotional roller coaster
That is X factor
Haiku # 37431 October 7, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by Laila
Enough excuses
Ash get your arse into gear
Write something and quick
Haiku # 37430 October 7, 2006 4:02 pm ET
by Ash fan club
You blow hot and cold
Woman is a mystery
Complex but lovely
*
You give us signals
Conflicting and exciting
Then you turn us down
*
Have we cocked up?
Alternatively perverse?
We on the right track?
*
It
Haiku # 37429 October 7, 2006 3:58 pm ET
by It
Fine thoughtful Haiku
Haiku # 37428 October 7, 2006 3:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
reflection our god
lay blame on your creator
acknowledgement . start
Haiku # 37427 October 6, 2006 10:41 pm ET
by any religion will do
youre' an adult kid
man's messes are left behind
how shall this be cleansed?


Haiku # 37426 October 6, 2006 10:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
too much concrete here
mother nature will soon spew
the balance is upset

you're buying a new home
while woodstone street is vacant
new material shines

laws of nature are
unpredictable and true
we're a selfish race

Haiku # 37425 October 6, 2006 10:17 pm ET
by concrete my grass
i do not have high
expectations for mankind
our future looks bleak
Haiku # 37424 October 6, 2006 8:05 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
take a good look and
i'll show you a world where God's
asleep on the job
Haiku # 37423 October 6, 2006 8:04 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
going bald and grey
don't want to age gracefully
just don't want to age
Haiku # 37422 October 6, 2006 8:01 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the efusion ebb
one's bread upon the waters
makes pearls beofre swine
Haiku # 37421 October 6, 2006 7:20 pm ET
by irreligion of a seamstress
Hot and same time cold
Root ginger and soft Ice cream
Sensational taste
Haiku # 37420 October 6, 2006 9:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Attention husbands
Unless you pay interest to her
I will steal your wife
^
It
Haiku # 37419 October 6, 2006 8:32 am ET
by Story of my life
Look into my eyes
You
Haiku # 37418 October 6, 2006 5:04 am ET
by Story of my life
safe psychology
u cant have it. it can't hurt
theory is swiss cheese
Haiku # 37417 October 5, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by full of holes
You flop next to me
Breasts heaving, belly on show
I want you badly
^
Unfortunately
You have a husband and kids
And you
Haiku # 37416 October 5, 2006 8:45 am ET
by Story of my life
How old is old though
Wake up each morning aching
Takes a while to walk
Haiku # 37415 October 4, 2006 8:10 pm ET
by Ash fan club
Sidewalk motoring
Licensed street vendors beware
Hurtling through your wares
Haiku # 37414 October 4, 2006 6:06 pm ET
by Lush
Toddler blew in my
Breathalyzer ignition
Road menace once more
Haiku # 37413 October 4, 2006 6:03 pm ET
by Lush
I hold groceries
underwear fell to ankles
my face says..OH! OOPS!!
Haiku # 37412 October 4, 2006 12:31 pm ET
by WHOAA. and thnXXX
it's disconcerting
you don't grow old suddenly
time accelerates
Haiku # 37411 October 4, 2006 9:18 am ET
by ash
You can
Haiku # 37410 October 4, 2006 6:38 am ET
by Ash fan club
Crisp clean air slaps me
Suddenly I am awake
Feelings flood my brain
*
I
Haiku # 37409 October 4, 2006 6:34 am ET
by Must have sex more often
assignable cause
throw of the dice; heads or tails
the cause is absent
Haiku # 37408 October 3, 2006 11:51 am ET
by run in the head, sink in the mind
10 o'clock he's dead
he drank all day long again
my kids do need me
Haiku # 37407 October 3, 2006 11:42 am ET
by Al anon of.. unhappy
sequence of events
flesh dramatic performance
stage scenario
Haiku # 37406 October 3, 2006 11:17 am ET
by freaked out.. :(
stark recognition
it's sort of like a sickness
but it's just my life
Haiku # 37405 October 3, 2006 8:49 am ET
by ash
Eyes feast on colors
Bright autumn floods my vision
Mesmerizing light
*
Spellbound I stare
Unable to comprehend
Unable to move
*
Held captive. Silenced
Trying to resolve feelings
Express my viewpoint
*
Not sure can do it
With my inadequate words
You need to be here!
Haiku # 37404 October 3, 2006 7:42 am ET
by Whoops
Eyes feast on colors
Bright autumn floods my vision
Mesmerizing light
*
Spellbound I stair
Unable to comprehend
Unable to move
*
Held captive. Silenced
Trying to resolve feelings
Express my viewpoint
*
Not sure can do it
With my inadequate words
You need to be here!
Haiku # 37403 October 3, 2006 7:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Just popp'd to say hi.
Some old friends are still around!
Should come more often...
Haiku # 37402 October 2, 2006 4:22 pm ET
by R. of PT
Dance close holding tight
Run my hand down your body
Feel your soft curves
*
Femininity
Just by being a woman
Woman brings such joy
Haiku # 37401 October 2, 2006 12:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Solemn promises
Flawless polished sleek words
Escaping poet
*
Small expectant child
Leaning to distrust its world
Drifting despairing
*
Parents full of doubt
Encircling their problems
That non be resolved
*
Coping skills?
A life full of misery
Ability none
*
Escape denied them
Only option. Addiction
Another life lost
Haiku # 37400 October 2, 2006 12:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
Escape now and then
Give to yourself some freedom
Even a little
Haiku # 37399 October 1, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by Helps ease you through life
every shooting star
is a wish for love love love
look up I wish ..dream
Haiku # 37398 October 1, 2006 6:14 am ET
by make it happen
go upstairs lady
face the empty permeate
drench my death of told

I'de kindy accept
the silence of death would know
given children fly
died she did for you
let go and is gold can overthrow
she vomits with love

what of the stairway
that I walk along and bow
guided death sister
Haiku # 37397 October 1, 2006 5:49 am ET
by pained and in need of validation from schooled kill
this battle fights hard
I tread waters that are cold
I am damned in life
Haiku # 37396 October 1, 2006 5:41 am ET
by testify lonely sister of old
my soul screams rebel
my heart screams for religion
IT'S A FIGHT.. THE END..
Haiku # 37395 October 1, 2006 5:38 am ET
by BABY RAIN .. nick and roses reaps in my heart.. smoke a cig.. @$#%^
your momma's so fat
that the car she drives aorund
is made of spandex

momma's so ugly
even the elephant man
paid to go see her

momma's so nasty
the crabs use her tampon string
for a safe bungee
Haiku # 37394 October 1, 2006 2:24 am ET
by your momma
seal of secrecy
stealth like a thief in the night
the eyes are opened
Haiku # 37393 October 1, 2006 2:07 am ET
by gigue
I will be having
a very long layover
CHicago... coffee???
Haiku # 37392 September 30, 2006 12:42 pm ET
by bwahhahahahahahaha !!!
Whisky in coffee
Creates pleasantly alert
And cloudy head-fug.
Haiku # 37391 September 30, 2006 11:11 am ET
by Phlegmy of Caffeination
Honeymoon couple
Do you want the bridal suite?
That
Haiku # 37390 September 30, 2006 6:38 am ET
by 1st time
Try everything once
Though to be honest I don
Haiku # 37389 September 30, 2006 6:37 am ET
by A bit of a wuss
It
Haiku # 37388 September 30, 2006 6:24 am ET
by Not my monkey of Oh I don