my soul screams rebel
my heart screams for religion
IT'S A FIGHT.. THE END..

your momma's so fat
that the car she drives aorund
is made of spandex

momma's so ugly
even the elephant man
paid to go see her

momma's so nasty
the crabs use her tampon string
for a safe bungee

seal of secrecy
stealth like a thief in the night
the eyes are opened

I will be having
a very long layover
CHicago... coffee???

Whisky in coffee
Creates pleasantly alert
And cloudy head-fug.

Honeymoon couple
Do you want the bridal suite?
That

Try everything once
Though to be honest I don

It

Vestigial tail
Supernumerary ball
No freaks in "nature"

Left side affected
Personal experience
Not a lot of fun
^
Strokes without feeling
Please work as hard as you can
You have just two years
^
After. Slow repair!
More you do the more you make
You build new neurons
^
You must not give in
Fight hard like you never have
You can improve it

some normality
betwixt hints of genius
and insanity

A round robin flys
the gentle cue of one's sleeve
thereby hangs a tale

Stroke of luck?,Hardly,
Left side drooping and dreweling.
Who the hell are you?

Answer elusive
"I don't speak any English"
Said without regret

Nothing to see here
Close your eyes and move along
Shwarma Shwarma Yeah.

discipline lecture
explanation at task
piscem natare doces

Hope springs eternal
The parking garage is full
In and out cars go

sadly i blew it
the match that started my fire
out with another

? ,
! .
& ;
(Say it)
Some people can only feel superior when putting down others that

Educationists
That

Must be a teacher
Punctuation correction
Get a life; will you!

Burnt out to an Ash
You just need rekindling
Go see an old flame

difference between
lightbulb and a pregnant gal
can't unscrew the gal

ther's so much damn noise
when opportunity knocks
somebody shut it up...

deviation from
fact, form, or rule by artist
for sake of effect

Grammar drowns in your
Sea of commas, I build an
Arc to house full stops.

from pulse to the lie
one's ice now is liquescent
escape the lips, come

Just Googled myself
Returns most disappointing
I'm a vast loser

can't say what happened
maybe i ran out of words
or inspiration

To lay in your arms
Warm, skin to soft skin
Beautiful woman
*
Your natural self
Nurturing, Comforting love
Your gift to mankind

He

Dash them off at speed
Taking time they

Dew on long green leaves
Rhinestone dressing in the sun
Short lived beautiful
*
Slow wheeling red kite
Arrogantly gliding high
Harried by a crow
*
Clear sunny morning
Out from my window I see
Earths gifts to all men
*
Free to all, enjoy!
Ours is brief, blink of an eye
Life

once he lays me down
i will be free.. free freefree

no more need fo rme

I've got to be free..we
reflections in the waves spark
some happy some sad

silly ass bastard
leave a meassage after beep
fly it up your ass

wonder anyway shit
I'm doing the best I ever did
now @$#^%^ go away !!!

cenote cenote in
sinkhole hell deliver sin
a pool at the bottom

terminal war
far away guess it took away
died cried soul .now fade

bound down bass drive down
one day recognize .sister
look at me now. rebel

highest point attained
Victorian social scene
dizzying it is

Weekend box office
Jackass two was number one
Should we be worried?

my bad haiku is
not necessarily a
bad haiku perhaps.

maybe it's a really
bad rushed together tanka?

little red numbers
like flame hot sprinkles on ice
they tickle my twit

do you find lessons
in all man's incomprehension
life curriculum

Priests are so dam sure
Its others are wrong, not us!
Kill them! for our god
*
It

Wistful countryside
Dull greens and smoke yellows
Far vistas mist veiled
*
How should I feel here?
Myself insignificant
A part and no more
*
All Mans arrogance
Earths priests force us to believe
Everything for us
*
Question my function
Do we have a true purpose?
For what am I here?
*
Am I pivotal?
What I to the universe?
Inconsequential?

scandalous gossip
unpublished hush history
Procopius work

Holding on? Let go?
How do I judge the right time?
Anyway I lose

Your eyes betray you
Your thoughts cannot stay hidden
Your eyes tell me all
*
They smile they are sad
An instant of emotions
Held for all to see