Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
far too much dancing
not enough jiggy jiggy
makes for dull haiku
Haiku # 37521 October 20, 2006 8:32 am ET
by ash
Choreography
Keeps us on balance in life
That
Haiku # 37520 October 20, 2006 5:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Dancing Bachata
Contour hugging sexy moves
Good to be a man
*
Three lovely women
Clair, Patricia, and Lorna
I guess I
Haiku # 37519 October 20, 2006 3:41 am ET
by William Nippress
I am very bored
But that is my docile way
It is not my fault
Haiku # 37518 October 19, 2006 2:25 pm ET
by Docility Jones
hole in the heavens
unknown and yet more unkown
taken seriously
Haiku # 37517 October 19, 2006 12:17 pm ET
by gigue
Repository
What deep thoughts run through my head
Time to Cogitate
Haiku # 37516 October 19, 2006 9:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Loyal to the end
We may be small in numbers
But, we
Haiku # 37515 October 19, 2006 4:54 am ET
by Ash fan club
Rejoice be happy
The great influencer
Haiku # 37514 October 19, 2006 4:48 am ET
by Ash fan club
Had a good nights rest
Still nodding off at my desk
Why fight it? Nap Time.
Haiku # 37513 October 18, 2006 7:27 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
goods and fill the bill
to ripen and culminate
done for sped, wrought out
Haiku # 37512 October 18, 2006 2:21 am ET
by Toledo: yat-aghan
well whaddya know ?
i was just here all the time
but my brain wasn't
Haiku # 37511 October 18, 2006 1:14 am ET
by ash
welcome back from some
hiatus she has returned
for words to flow forth
Haiku # 37510 October 18, 2006 12:13 am ET
by Any Major Dude
the more things change time
law of Medes and Persians
we remain insane
Haiku # 37509 October 17, 2006 7:24 pm ET
by oooh la la
So full of myself
I will criticize others
I
Haiku # 37508 October 17, 2006 10:54 am ET
by Rubernilly
Ill met by moonlight
Went to all female drama
Midsummer nights dream
Haiku # 37507 October 17, 2006 10:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Need some company?
Do you want your Nilly rubbed?
Give you a good time!
Haiku # 37506 October 17, 2006 10:47 am ET
by World
I
Haiku # 37505 October 17, 2006 10:40 am ET
by Deviant behavior
summer's on the way
diurnal syncopation
go to bed you fool
Haiku # 37504 October 17, 2006 10:19 am ET
by ash
i cleaned my keyboard
now words can flow easier
if i have any
Haiku # 37503 October 17, 2006 9:28 am ET
by ash
i've seen a squonk's tears
your syntax brings me undone
waiting for that taste
Haiku # 37502 October 17, 2006 9:26 am ET
by ash
google is your friend
rubbernilly overclocks
and he likes folding
Haiku # 37501 October 17, 2006 9:20 am ET
by ash
stop and make pause here
so what's a rubbernilly??
take time to wonder
Haiku # 37500 October 16, 2006 5:22 pm ET
by new one on me
So full of myself
"How happy do I make her?"
I'll write crap haiku.
Haiku # 37499 October 16, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by rubbernilly
changing leaves fallen
colors of death challenge to
visions of re-birth
Haiku # 37498 October 16, 2006 11:09 am ET
by Any Major Dude
i remember fights
conflicts, arguments but as
things go, words can clog
Haiku # 37497 October 16, 2006 11:07 am ET
by Any Major Dude
Wraps arms around me
Beauty that is Jimila
Smiling teasing me
*
Talk to her softly
Tell her I
Haiku # 37496 October 16, 2006 8:13 am ET
by William Nippress
hot dogs rock
chicken fingers too
cheese cheese cheese
Haiku # 37495 October 15, 2006 10:07 pm ET
by Kramer Middleton
Ineffable sight
With an "F"-able crevice
Laughable haiku
Haiku # 37494 October 15, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Lush
put your hands down there
go ahead grab on it
and say.. SUPERSTAR!!!!
Haiku # 37493 October 15, 2006 3:32 am ET
by spreadin some luvvvv xxoxox muwahhhhh
I Drove across country
Landed in Cali and can't
find someone to hold
Haiku # 37492 October 15, 2006 1:48 am ET
by kackarott of west l.a.
west los angeles
is just as lonely as a
quiet suicide
Haiku # 37491 October 15, 2006 1:38 am ET
by kackarott of west la
to hail and farewell
no disputing about taste
I adjust, j'adoube
Haiku # 37487 October 14, 2006 10:31 am ET
by invalid imagination
athlon xp-m
i plan to make you all hot
because i'm bothered
Haiku # 37486 October 14, 2006 8:12 am ET
by ash
quite normal being ?
not in my lifetime i say
with no plans to change
Haiku # 37485 October 14, 2006 8:10 am ET
by ash
Today
Haiku # 37484 October 14, 2006 4:51 am ET
by Thought of nothing ells of All day every day
Today
Haiku # 37483 October 14, 2006 4:48 am ET
by Thought about it today of This is fun
Today
Haiku # 37482 October 14, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Thought for tomorrow of Nothing surprises me now
Glad to hear it Ash
Had me worried for a while
You are quite normal?
Haiku # 37481 October 14, 2006 4:39 am ET
by Stop making excuses
General forum
Feel free to add your own thoughts
On day to day life
Haiku # 37480 October 14, 2006 4:36 am ET
by Not exclusively mine of Thought for today
Today
Haiku # 37479 October 14, 2006 4:29 am ET
by Thought for today of Modern world
how dare you flame me
i'm not a dirty old man
i'm just middle aged
Haiku # 37478 October 14, 2006 4:27 am ET
by ash
eighteen is okay
taste is very personal
she might like antiques
Haiku # 37477 October 14, 2006 4:23 am ET
by ash
got in far enough
stir my emotions about
now.. sappy girl song

Haiku # 37476 October 13, 2006 6:11 pm ET
by this ones for u
volunteered spirit
all-embracing perspective
future survival
Haiku # 37475 October 13, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by claim
Little face crowded
lovley people
Haiku # 37474 October 13, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A twilight repose
Crepuscular emissions
Awoke encrusted
Haiku # 37473 October 13, 2006 2:15 pm ET
by Lush
i'm sticking with ash
make no excuses here
a muse meant in fun
Haiku # 37472 October 13, 2006 10:02 am ET
by mellie
The sunset looked nice
Could it be from the fallout
From last week's big test?
Haiku # 37471 October 13, 2006 6:22 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
Send eighteen year old
Oh Ash, can
Haiku # 37470 October 13, 2006 4:54 am ET
by Stop making excuses
Costly attributes
Playing the field loses friends
Find one stick to them
Haiku # 37469 October 13, 2006 4:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet