Mackeral fish stinx
high heavens and seagulls whiff
the wafty chicken

Oh yeah you are it
but your link don't work.. so shit

i am who you think i am
yes its true im your
egoistic self righteousness

as flesh is witness
it's easy to stop bullets
but hard to stop guns

all things considered
there's a hit and miss in our
life's thoughts and phrases

Have reviewed haikus Some good, some bad, some neither Inconsistent dicks

to you and you too
overtime for the some few
xmas for the keepers

oh shit ash's ass
has been partying at least
since year 99

just a reminder
check out the hotlink below
it's not obvious

history repeats
it seems you can't stop the fire
without spilling blood

maybe it's time to
pick me a name to stick with
was Boogaloo once

moo moo moo moo moo
moo moo moo moo moo mooo mooo
meow meow moo

I'm agreeing with
ash right now makes me wonder
give me three steps...mr.

the madness on the
news is blood soaked macbeth reports
wash the blood off

Ash, you ask too much
Americans. Stop and think!
Ridicules

bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang

bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang stop

the right to bear arms
is pretty fucking stupid
if you stop and think

1time a loli-pop 2times a sucker 3tymes i gotta kill me a motha7ucka

im blunt smokin cutt thorating grimey mutha7ucka that will leave you&ya son soaking play times over im DoNe Joking

and these my darling
are plainly known to some as
the days of our lives

Queste sono le parole
che Dante vede scolpite sulla sommit

the voices that one
encounters in life can kill
or can heal with words

some pretend to be you or
me or someone
are they someone, shrugs

iceberg slim jimmied
lettuce know how it's like so
we don't have to go

gonna be my friend?
that's about all I can muster
not much about me

selling and buying
boobs and bodies and i
just aint that way

not that I wouldn't
but the dear lord didn't grace
me as a symbol

he did grace me though
with understanding and faith
I love to love 'Kay?

don't go breaking it
my heart my heart my bleed
I'm strong & I'm weak

dreamt of hurricanes
I think I need to take a
drink before i go

insane...Jimmy, pour
me another one and one
cheeseburger in this

valhalla of meat
potatoes and fine Jose
Cuervo...three more words

my fat is hurtin
ima puke on the curtain
dont stare at me plee

get out of my face
im fat all over the place
ill smush you in two

Stargate SG-1
Last ten shows begin Friday
Tenth and last season

it doesn't mean shit
just a bunch of flap jack crap
out of my splatter

u tend to affairs
mine and thine to do no harm
tears in things of life

lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate

nozzles make a stream
jumping jack liquid drops fall
for the fountains swell

problem is pica
the laughing gardener said
with dirt on his lips

he is egregious
ladies and mother's honor
formal character

robes bleed in purple
crowns glorified in cold days
scepters are of rank

just got back from the
u tube website...star wars jokes
trek parodies...don't pan-ic

more than 575, #.000071 out

hock the telephone
recognizance warrants bail
for the talking head

marooned by Sir dare
dogmatist in a tomb of
familiar circles

obliquity sea
incrusted is warped escape
lining a sunned veil

yeah, kurt died but he
did answer the question what
does one hand clapping

sounds like, at the gates
of tralfamadore, and I'll
find pall malls to smoke

for him

big fat shopping malls
are mushrooming out of earth
kick them if you can

kurt vonnegut died
but his memories still shine
he'd say "so it goes"

the answer is yes
it's the inevitable
that's why Duran died

"Nappy-headed hos."
Imus is an idiot.
Now, get over it.


"Nappy-headed hos."
Much ado about nothing.
It's time to move on.

my great friend's car door
has been denting my van door
she's mad that I asked

this makes me turn
I need 48 hours
a time to sort this

to be moody is
to have moments of great joy
and moments of mad

inspired despair, but
most moods fall inbetween, yes
make mind moody's, hmm?

the celebrities
are not gods but are the great
influence, but so

ordinary deep down
with quirks, kindness. I'm glad we
have Eddie Murphy

for his name is great
and that man makes life truly
worth living to see

I tend to see the rev.
Al Sharpton as a sort of
McCarthy type, when

the controversy
dies down, then the voices go
the dead forgotten

the demons swear from a
body of a little girl
in "The Exorcist"

the point was to show
evil, Borat? to show the
absurd, art is sight

go faster you fool
i rev up my opteron
twenty-five percent

at stock voltages
i crank out those megahertz
sweet as super-pi

nary a blue screen
idling at thirty degrees
i am such a nerd

paris said something
and nobody seemed to notice
the world we live in....