Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
frost's hoary fingers
bend to warming morning sun
stillness yields to light
bend to warming morning sun
stillness yields to light
by of new paltz
history it comes
in cycles but is it 10
speed or something else?
in cycles but is it 10
speed or something else?
by
warmth, peace permeates
felt one with nature and earth
except its people
felt one with nature and earth
except its people
by
Partnered by the breeze
Weaving tangled soft shadows
dancing gold brown Leaves
Now thats Haiku!
Weaving tangled soft shadows
dancing gold brown Leaves
Now thats Haiku!
by
The world is so grand
I love my splendid life, yes!
I am not emo :)
I love my splendid life, yes!
I am not emo :)
by of Toronto
I can't find relief
from the evil on the earth
We're all gonna die :(
from the evil on the earth
We're all gonna die :(
by of Toronto
No they are bad cause
they are about nothingness
make sylables right!
they are about nothingness
make sylables right!
by of The Internet
This is what makes
Bad haikus bad. It's because
It's not a haiku
Bad haikus bad. It's because
It's not a haiku
by of Neverland
I am! - - -
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Insert good poem above
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Insert good poem above
by of Neverland
E-mo-ma-li-mo
you got to talk in haikus
count your sylables
you got to talk in haikus
count your sylables
by of The Internet
Walter's Wonderful Water!
It is pure B.S! Sip it!
Gulp it! Puke it out!
It is pure B.S! Sip it!
Gulp it! Puke it out!
by of Neverland
And I'm back too! Yeah!
I feel so special being
Here, it's like a whirl!
I feel so special being
Here, it's like a whirl!
by of Neverland
Want to welcome me?
That's me yea Bob the Snob of
the internet's back!!
That's me yea Bob the Snob of
the internet's back!!
by of The Internet
fooled by Crane Technique
when he can just Sweep the Leg
fucking idiot
when he can just Sweep the Leg
fucking idiot
by
bad you say well then
an empty lazy world of
people who settle for less
an empty lazy world of
people who settle for less
by
you have to love it
in a world of transients
bad will persevere
in a world of transients
bad will persevere
by
Penis! Vagina!
Penis! Vagina! Penis!
Vagina! Penis!
Penis! Vagina! Penis!
Vagina! Penis!
by of Neverland
Bye bye Bob the Snob!
Of the Internet! I'lltalk
Too you tomorrow!
Of the Internet! I'lltalk
Too you tomorrow!
by of Neverland
L o l hey dude
talk in a haiku format
talk to you later
talk in a haiku format
talk to you later
by of The Internet
L m a o cool
It's good to hear from you boy
E-mo-ma-li-mo
It's good to hear from you boy
E-mo-ma-li-mo
by of The Internet
I'm back from the black
Did you miss me?
Did you miss me?
by of Neverland
Wow I can't believe
This website is still working
I've not been here for so long!
This website is still working
I've not been here for so long!
by of The Internet
My Penis
My Penis
My Penile Penis
Oh my!
My Penis
My Penile Penis
Oh my!
by of Neverland
The this that
I need to wear a hat. Because
My other one blew away
Into the land of The.
I need to wear a hat. Because
My other one blew away
Into the land of The.
by of Neverland
to be honest, some
people who speak ill if they
passed on, good riddance
people who speak ill if they
passed on, good riddance
by
but the lovely thing
is people die, as they must
and new blood takes place
is people die, as they must
and new blood takes place
by
I see the people
here like the drunks at the bar
the stranger comes in
out from the cold, and
the local switches a knife
and stabs without guilt
here like the drunks at the bar
the stranger comes in
out from the cold, and
the local switches a knife
and stabs without guilt
by
impermanent life
yet hearts intertwined cry out,
"our love forever!"
yet hearts intertwined cry out,
"our love forever!"
by of new paltz, ny
Morrissey was right
November spawned a monster
Grandma has a cock
November spawned a monster
Grandma has a cock
by
well, the last poem
gives all new meaning to the
term, action painting
gives all new meaning to the
term, action painting
by
my cock is a brush
and your body-- the canvass
dip, drip, and splatter
and your body-- the canvass
dip, drip, and splatter
by
great art is like that
of anything man will do
pick up a brush and
of anything man will do
pick up a brush and
by
Partnered by the moon
weaving tangled soft shadows
We move as if one
weaving tangled soft shadows
We move as if one
by
your meaningful glance
and splash of sincerity
just evaded me
your aim not at fault
for i just have no faith left
for them to stick to
and splash of sincerity
just evaded me
your aim not at fault
for i just have no faith left
for them to stick to
by
Through a glass lens eye
Camera sees us naked
alone vulnerable
Camera sees us naked
alone vulnerable
by
lice--my new neighbors
their dingleberry diet
takes me by surprise
their dingleberry diet
takes me by surprise
by
I asked the teacher
can I go to the bathroom?
but it was too late.
can I go to the bathroom?
but it was too late.
by of Epic Proportions
cocaine in the brain
the sting of anal fissures
i will turn you out
the sting of anal fissures
i will turn you out
by
zippybody go back to
Smalltime Press
your rants will be more appreciated there.
Smalltime Press
your rants will be more appreciated there.
by
the torrent of you
erodes the soft banks of me
torrents and torments
erodes the soft banks of me
torrents and torments
by of new paltz
i walk through the mall
and see nothing that i want
the girls, though, are hot
and see nothing that i want
the girls, though, are hot
by
something about that
old demon romance that brings
out devils in us all
old demon romance that brings
out devils in us all
by
one for the money
never mind that means nothing
i want to get laid
never mind that means nothing
i want to get laid
by
caught on a web cam
in a milano pensione
no words will explain
in a milano pensione
no words will explain
by of new paltz
the charm of karen
belied the dark side shown in
her unsated lust
belied the dark side shown in
her unsated lust
by of skidmore
languid eyes speaking
forever and always come
come back tomorrow
forever and always come
come back tomorrow
by of new paltz
letting the feelings
all out in one night, dread at
what has to be done
all out in one night, dread at
what has to be done
by