the Q train to work
superheated urine stench
slave ship docks at 9

The smelly man sits
Odor wafting through the air
Deoderant Please

Photo of a man
Weighs heavily on my mind
Though I don't know him

your mind is like
virginity once you lose
it your screwed

Was it my blood
I saw a redcat crying when
Violin fallen on her

Poopie do dayly
bringing horror to toilet
I sence a tunder

rumbling and running
probably from the bad
food at the deli

Nothing since Monday --
A serious Haiku drought.
Must get word around.

I once knew a yam
who yelled and yodeled while it
sat doing yoga

the wisdom of the
valedictorrian was
like that of an ass

the zany zebra
zapped hisself when he tried
to zip his zipper

In a classroom sits
twenty little ugly children
taught by senile women

A teenager sits
wondering of puppydogs
when a bird drops doo!

A chicken sandwich
Ahhhh the glory of poultry
KFC, my ass!

life is death without adventure,
adventure only come to those who are
willing to be daring and take chances.

oh, Mr. Woodchuck
Time to come out of your hole
Time to enjoy spring

machine soul dimension
real is art, faster
Red, Green, Blue

Terrible machine
Fools everyone to think
'Pretty' work is good

3D animation
is this the profession I want?
I must get a plugin
to the real world

why, tell me why
to bother
if no one emails me
anyway?!

Teeth are glistening
Shaving razor grins its pose
Scrape! Scrape! Nyurking teeth!

Diarrhea stew
Swirls, festers, bubbles and pops
"Yu'll eat en like it!!!"

Slugs glisten the tracks
Slimy, slimy escargot
Train crushes, derails
(Hey, the "(br)" thing does work!)

Random thoughts are blurred.
Hey!That's a Foster bottle!
I wear boxer shorts.
(just seeing if the
thing really works.)

Old milk pastes my gums
It's 12:30 in the morn
err err err err err!

Yank on me now my
Total gaming slut I pass
Blur time, Oh my lord

oesday a ogday
ikelay otay ollowsway
ishay own itspay?

bad haiku can be
very hard to have to hear
with your heart and mind

Slash & burn farming
hoary family heirloom
dense haze clogs my lungs

Harvest stubble burns
Smoking can damage your health
Autumn has cancer

Autumn fires burning
Malaysian haze strangles
the Commonwealth Games

what's this shit man
wordws they fail me
someone out there
please email me

life is short
and then you die
bake yourself a bloody pie

loving you i'll fly
away to yesterday love
that makes me cry bye

Iraq attacks us
A bomb falls from the blue sky
Bomb shelter fails me

Peaceful trailor park
There's a nice big tornado
There goes my trailor

The blue water shines
Pretty boats are everywhere
My boat is sinking

I LOOK LIKE YOU
YOU LOOK UGLY AS POO TO
ME AND YOU TOO

word for beer is beer
in most countries I have been
have not learned much

The sky is still
The ground is moving
I am drunk

Do I choose paper?
Should I go with the plastic?
It's only a bag.

When I was a kid,
I liked to play Simon Says.
Simon Says, "Sit!"
Why?

I like to suck dick,
but only on my boyfriend's.
This makes him happy.

Shit!What should I do?
I am sure I have to fart...
I'm a girl--I can't.

I would really like
to Poop on a Stick.
Just once, for Dustin!

one more bad haiku
before i have to log off
be happy i'm gone

too much time for me
to create these weird haikus
getting really bored

down down down down down
the fall has a ways to go
help help help help help

Ignore the last one
it was an erronious
mistake on my part

what br tags are
you talking about i don't
see them anywhere