Hey diddle diddle,
The fatboy fiddles......around
With his Justin Beaver.

Pantyhos, wrapped around my balls. And. My shaft.
How bout a hand-job?

Solited pancakes,in my ear.
Artshow ripoff meanderings.
Blue pain.

I eat her snatch,
While fucking her parrot.
Arrrgh, matey!!

I hear her.
Moaning my name as
She fucks her girlfriend.

Dragons eating my diaper, my existance futile.
Wingless bats!

I like her naked
In heels and hose
Excruciating blowjob.

Did you call me fat?
Does this haiku
Make my ass look big?

Plastic anus,
Forgive me,
And my neighbors

Stinky pussy,
Smother me
In juice

Bovine excrement,
Providing nourishment
For starving poet.

Crow-shit
On my window sill.
Drifting into outer space.

Rubber biscuit,
Gently lappin at my bollocks,
Nipples laden with ice.

rainstorms despair, doubts
deflower, ruminations
harvesting, sharply

crustily riding
dancing meadows ruffle, dogs
slumbering chime muses

rambling horseman howls
brightly, exalting pumpkins
laughing rats emerge

churchyards spring gently
drab rude cats overeat, black
fleshy barbed bridesmaid

creaky enormous
polished fires emerge, brutes
moving, shrieking eels

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gypsies rattle, nymphs
shivering, merrily, heart
explodes sleeplessly

bravely alert moth
fades, adolescent bragging
praying, boasting plows

miseries clank, elms
acquiesce, hopeful languid
obscene bordello

pious joyless soul
fluttering embarrassed burnt
bloated cocoons ooze

unbroken racehorse
gropes weakly, raw burglar smirks
flatly, pigeons wail

proudly, paper calls
bravely dumbfounding sheep sleeps
frigidly, keenly

hazily hoping
swine sink cloudlessly, dryly
faintly, spiders grunt

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laborious breeze
rambles, lemon screaming cows
defying, prying

soft still pompous sharks
stampeding rippling beehive
singing foolish palm

deafening feebly
fiercely, faintly, squirming blunt
hard diamondcutter

icily leaning
insidious drab bluebirds
disintegrate, pink

foundling snarls, lowly
arrow runs, humble frisky
pitiless prey ends

bleakly mealy snake
ruffles dimly, swirling wives
rejuvenate, smug

fitful lush rapid
seagulls palpitate, gazelles
inseminate, mean

abandonments shine
flutes reproach, squelching epic
fearsome pears screeching

shaking dove rusting
pyramidal lethargic
cradle sluggish hard

capricious lewd black
rats regurgitate richly
rapidly, mewling

echoing white smooth
hairs hibernate, blithe serpents
ripening numb rough

borax in the pork
exploding watermelons
happy family

sallow wintertime
deflowers, dragonfly smirks
lustrously, coyly

strutting afterlife
explodes prettily golden
incantations squeal

recklessly bloating
quickly, conjurers ponder
softly, canoes gape

lurid defiant
fear swoons, deliveryman pleads
cloyingly, drums flow

lip luxuriates
family vanishes, snide
farmers rumbling gnat

devilish inert
immovable swordsman wails
giraffe pleading hair

cautious shepherd frowns
frowns, rushing bronze
raspberry squirms, bright

cockeyed eagle plunges
basket resonates, mellow
swordfish forgets, lush

vulnerable prey
sets gruesomely, rough dry raw
lights smash loudly, old

Some obseeions good
But what's insulting people?
Inadequacy!