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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 68 Days and 78030 Haiku later...
when an old man turns
90, his penis shrivels
like a small raisin
Haiku # 47850 June 9, 2011 7:39 am ET
by AF
A taste of your lips
i'm on a ride, you're toxic
i'm slippin under
Haiku # 47849 June 9, 2011 7:27 am ET
by AF
nonsense verse, there's worse
but rampant abuse, obtuse
assf#*k criminals
Haiku # 47848 June 9, 2011 12:01 am ET
by Lush
repository
once pure, now besmirched. curry
suppository
Haiku # 47847 June 8, 2011 11:58 pm ET
by Lush
assholes aplenty
syllable rendering 'bots
find a new hobby
Haiku # 47846 June 8, 2011 11:55 pm ET
by Lush
Too many lesbians
Walking in panties
Fish market scene
Haiku # 47845 June 8, 2011 12:21 pm ET
by bluemoon
Shit, rolling down my pantleg. I am not a peanut. I dwell in the ocean of Lust.
Haiku # 47844 June 8, 2011 12:13 pm ET
by bluemoon
Fat man with head like pencil eraser. Eating a sandwich of Spam and used tampons.
Haiku # 47843 June 8, 2011 12:12 pm ET
by bluemoon
A squirrel walks by
Looks at us
Scampers up his tree.
Haiku # 47842 June 8, 2011 10:58 am ET
by bluemoon
A mixed blue White sky
soft white clouds seen through green leaves
Illusion of peace
Haiku # 47841 June 7, 2011 5:31 am ET
by William
early demented
expectation slithers, drunk
gaping cherry romps
Haiku # 47840 June 6, 2011 8:47 pm ET
by shpeh?
exultant coral
meanders, frivolous low
pious image poses
Haiku # 47839 June 6, 2011 8:41 pm ET
by ppoopppp
Beeble flap?
Haiku # 47838 June 6, 2011 11:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My ball-sweat drowns her.
She smells of Parmesan cheese.
Leggs R us.
Haiku # 47837 June 5, 2011 8:43 pm ET
by booper
Et tu Brute` ?
Swimmin dolphins drown.
Spiderbait kidney pies.
Haiku # 47836 June 5, 2011 10:36 am ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Stuff fluff is tough.
Blue zoo review (ewww)
Donut schmonut.
Haiku # 47835 June 4, 2011 8:17 pm ET
by dollie
One hand in one leg
Other hand in other.
Stocking shaft massage.
Haiku # 47834 June 4, 2011 8:08 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Dog-pebbles in my arsehole judging others for the hats they refuse to wear on Sub-Venus Day. Klingon wilderness boulder fat. Stunk on her "V" for fish bait lessons. A and N, MIAGSWTW!
Haiku # 47833 June 4, 2011 5:50 pm ET
by Klause
If only she would drive me home. I would give her 12 inches
Of pink steel to fondle and
Hug close to her breastessess.
Then she could masticate me into an organism of perpetual bondage! Sheila is the ant-lion.
Haiku # 47832 June 4, 2011 5:43 pm ET
by Gadamascar
Herman Munster
Bleeding in anguish.
Bolt thrower medallions.
Haiku # 47831 June 4, 2011 5:39 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Unencumbered soapdish.
Wishing well of pain,
anguish for Grandma.
Haiku # 47830 June 4, 2011 3:07 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Play with bullets,
strong metaphors
cheating Amber's death.
Haiku # 47829 June 4, 2011 3:03 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Here in my tights,
Wishing upon a Star.
Jilted redundancy.
Haiku # 47828 June 4, 2011 3:02 pm ET
by Ball Of Waxon Waxoff
King of the Bongo
Goin' to Annapolis ...
Whachoo doin' now?
Haiku # 47827 June 4, 2011 1:34 pm ET
by Bobby of Washington D F'n C
Must keep the Burt fork
Hercules on the fence post
Don't forget pink shoes
Haiku # 47826 June 4, 2011 1:26 pm ET
by B-money of C Street in DC
I dont believe in
Allah or Vishnu, rather
In the Biebz, LOL jks
Haiku # 47825 June 4, 2011 3:48 am ET
by AF
Hello, My name is
Borat, I like you, I like
Sex, It's very nice.
Haiku # 47824 June 4, 2011 3:40 am ET
by AF
Xavi sees vision
Space and time, the Lion strikes
David's strike, pure gold
Haiku # 47823 May 30, 2011 2:58 am ET
by Peter 8
anonymous bard
uses the f word often
shame on you Sir F
Haiku # 47822 May 29, 2011 10:51 pm ET
by Bashomatique
time for the donuts
spandex and graduation
punch the fuckin clock
Haiku # 47821 May 29, 2011 10:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cheap thrills on the bus
many moons at the stoplight
flip off the whole town
Haiku # 47820 May 29, 2011 10:36 pm ET
by Bashomatique
drone finds its target
big boom in talibanville
oh no its walmart
Haiku # 47819 May 29, 2011 9:36 pm ET
by bashomatique
Birthday Thigh Warrior
I need to clean my dentures
My back hurts again
Haiku # 47818 May 28, 2011 12:58 pm ET
by Bob of my house
grudgingly, lamp chops
mournfully carelessly, gray
hyena chirps, first
Haiku # 47817 May 27, 2011 11:21 pm ET
by boobs
short gory priestess
rising miserable cruel
preys ravage, poor
Haiku # 47816 May 27, 2011 11:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
harp captures, fleshy
sharp lopsided boughs slumber
heartily sadly
Haiku # 47815 May 27, 2011 11:11 pm ET
by Klause
tower embraces, poor
oak squealing ants wither, ants
purring dour dolls build
Haiku # 47814 May 27, 2011 11:07 pm ET
by bleepo
Turdsmack,rubber chicken
Fat sit on blubber.
Shimmie booger Willis.
Haiku # 47813 May 27, 2011 11:03 pm ET
by Klause
elves fornicate, mobs
shivering gusting, faintly
hugely, broad open
Haiku # 47812 May 27, 2011 10:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
invincible brute
ricochets hastily, lass
barks, alert poor dry
Haiku # 47811 May 27, 2011 10:55 pm ET
by bloop
raucously squealing
lethargic shepherd tugging
exaltations roam
Haiku # 47810 May 27, 2011 10:45 pm ET
by bwuuahAaaaaaahaaa
Keyan in the Spring
Oprah gives him Hoperah too
Mojo aplenty
Haiku # 47809 May 25, 2011 4:39 pm ET
by Bobby of Washington, DC
the dearth of haiku
written with noble intent
saddens this old heart
Haiku # 47808 May 25, 2011 10:43 am ET
by ash
pyramidal bold
powerless fisherwoman
kisses tiredly, clear
Haiku # 47807 May 24, 2011 10:19 pm ET
by david
raccoon hesitates
immortal fuming, dancing
grayly, richly, firm
Haiku # 47806 May 24, 2011 10:12 pm ET
by don't fuck that!!
soaked ephemeral
drab bulldogs forgiving cool
bloodshot hazy stones
Haiku # 47805 May 24, 2011 10:06 pm ET
by janus Haiku
clownishly, chipmunk
quibbling lizards darkening
copper decrepit
Haiku # 47804 May 24, 2011 8:55 pm ET
by ha. ha. ha. ha. of foopledick
adolescent breaks
proudly, doggedly, gently
frozen bell-ringer
Haiku # 47803 May 24, 2011 8:51 pm ET
by Lush
Here, in my bed. I have Angie in her pantyhose getting. Ready to sit on my face while sucking another girl's tits.
Haiku # 47802 May 24, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
nymph recedes, hand seeks
dour alert oaks ache warmly
melodic baby
Haiku # 47801 May 24, 2011 8:00 pm ET
by fwee