Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 68 Days and 78030 Haiku later...
i've seen much pussy
eaten it and drilled it too
but you're the biggest
Haiku # 47923 July 20, 2011 5:21 am ET
by ash
when you stop and think
all that gay repetition
says more about you
Haiku # 47920 July 19, 2011 8:36 am ET
by ash
10 years and you
still won't shut up, but that's me
as well and at large


How gay was that?? w00t! ROFLMAO LOL ROFLMAO LOL w00t!
Haiku # 47919 July 18, 2011 10:40 pm ET
by shank you
a troll may be droll
but you are out of control
jump back in your hole
Haiku # 47913 July 18, 2011 8:29 am ET
by ash
10 years and you
still won't shut up, but that's me
as well and at large
Haiku # 47912 July 18, 2011 4:08 am ET
by bs
i saw a man with
a hole in his face from the
tobacco he used...
Haiku # 47910 July 17, 2011 1:54 pm ET
by nyarlathotep
Rolling cigarette
U can't stop the addiction
The flame tempts you so
Haiku # 47909 July 17, 2011 4:14 am ET
by Ac of Jersey
what if a real artist
was here, would you admit
he was she was here?
Haiku # 47907 July 14, 2011 3:44 am ET
by nyarlathotep
i have nothing more to say
because I have said it all
and I'll say it again and again and again...
Haiku # 47906 July 14, 2011 2:28 am ET
by nyarlathotep
god am without damn
i am blaspehmous yet faithful
living for the saints

crushed by a oorld of voices
building politically correct and undead ways of thought

merry meet and merry part
and don't even show up again lest you bring 36 cans of stella artois for the superbowl so we can watch

ads more interesting
than the game itself
Haiku # 47905 July 14, 2011 2:27 am ET
by the crawling chaos
guess who's back, guess who
who cares, tell no one, no friends
not even a reprimand
Haiku # 47903 July 14, 2011 2:20 am ET
by the crawling chaos
have we lost our
humanity to the market and the sense
of what we should know
about each other and who we fuck and what we draw close to our egotisical ways
have we forgotten our freedom so easily
Haiku # 47902 July 14, 2011 2:18 am ET
by the crawling chaos
would jack kerouac
still be alive to see the internet
and respond with jazz

and insulted for living with
his mother and his
roaming catholic ways
Haiku # 47901 July 14, 2011 2:17 am ET
by the crawling chaos
what have you to give
to the great buddha of self
but bullshit and nonsense

or will you outgrow
this nonsense and cut all ties
with this crawling art
Haiku # 47900 July 14, 2011 2:15 am ET
by the crawling chaos
the words we say shall
we outgrow this time of dead
gen x nonsense or

grow irrelevant with
the insults in our cloistered
clerk shells waitingf dust
Haiku # 47899 July 14, 2011 2:13 am ET
by the crawling chaos
oaks quiver, soaring
blossoming, slyly, haystacks
moaning, screaming clouds
Haiku # 47898 July 9, 2011 7:46 pm ET
by shpingle
competitiveness
irresponsibility
civilization
Haiku # 47897 July 9, 2011 3:42 pm ET
by found by search engine of the internet
distracted by spam
i lost my rhythmic mojo
spam thou art evil
Haiku # 47896 July 9, 2011 9:31 am ET
by ash
spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
topped with more luverly spam
Haiku # 47895 July 9, 2011 9:30 am ET
by ash
Coupling couples
Copulating copiously
come competitive.
Haiku # 47891 July 5, 2011 10:38 am ET
by William
damn viagra ads
you should harden the fuck up
your meat is our spam
Haiku # 47890 July 5, 2011 9:17 am ET
by ash
Dougal my doggie
Just sitting on the carpet
Nothing bothers him
Haiku # 47889 July 4, 2011 9:35 pm ET
by John Guise of Kawerau, New Zealand
Back to my little home
from where i did roam
i went

sitting under a tree
i had been
watching the sunset

a quite night
distinct lack of sound
broken by a falling leaf

then another
landing on my arm
caused me to look up

peering back at me
with bright black eyes
a one legged bird

with a voice
of some dimension
it spoke to me

a warning i was given
"beware of
Lefty the cat"

two houses from mine
sitting on top of a car
sat the cat

with one leg straight up
and missing one ear
with a sneer it told me

on this night
i will sneak in,
and steal your breath.
Haiku # 47888 July 3, 2011 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Trying hard not to
But failing misarably
Falling asleep here
Haiku # 47887 July 3, 2011 2:31 pm ET
by William
this fly pesters me
now i require revenge
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 47886 June 30, 2011 2:50 am ET
by ap of jubail
chair squeaks under strain
silver tears threaten to fall
on blurred handwriting
Haiku # 47882 June 28, 2011 7:39 pm ET
by vince
Summer, Winter, Spring.
I fucked Sophie Marceau
in my dreams. I did.
Haiku # 47881 June 28, 2011 4:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
47880 poems of shit
Yours stinks just as bad, dude(ette)
My balls itch badly.
Haiku # 47880 June 28, 2011 4:47 pm ET
by Matter of fact
Effing Summer. Hot.
Ask no fucking questions.
Trash. Rubbish. Garbage. There.
Haiku # 47879 June 28, 2011 3:09 pm ET
by Blow me of In yer face
Well one has to ask
Why bother comming back though
if you write rubbish?
Haiku # 47878 June 27, 2011 8:55 am ET
by Jack in the box
faintly frostbitten
image bleeds, riderless pure
dockyard escapes, hoarse
Haiku # 47877 June 24, 2011 11:29 pm ET
by i am back
faintly frostbitten
image bleeds, riderless pure
dockyard escapes, hoarse
Haiku # 47876 June 24, 2011 11:26 pm ET
by i am back
rude unclouded fierce
honey reflects, roaming gnomes
glitter, parroting
Haiku # 47875 June 24, 2011 11:22 pm ET
by i am back
hissing eel groaning
pirate defecates drily
mumbling, willowing

Haiku # 47874 June 24, 2011 11:22 pm ET
by GeTmhafCnuts of eZZMQTPHmck
destitute bleak late
pikes preying riverbeds lick
childishly, casks lame
Haiku # 47873 June 24, 2011 11:20 pm ET
by i am back
ripples hover, fleas
darkening incredulous
ghostly hardfisted
Haiku # 47872 June 24, 2011 11:14 pm ET
by i am back
sheepishly, quail fumes
aching inspiring shepherds
look darkly, tall ponds
Haiku # 47871 June 23, 2011 11:33 pm ET
by ObeucQLqNTpJWftaEN of OtWLKjcFWdm
ripples babble, breasts
flailing, grayly, refugee
hobbling rogues jab
Haiku # 47870 June 23, 2011 7:50 pm ET
by mIUEgJbPV of CyyNyYhiXfxnd
drily, tree leaning
bafflingly, orchid flailing
delirious brown
Haiku # 47869 June 23, 2011 3:55 pm ET
by Australia of South Africa
A B C D E
F G H I J K L
M N O P Q
Forex Trading Tutorial
Haiku # 47868 June 23, 2011 4:15 am ET
by Forex Trading Training
apprentices jitter
daintily, nightmarish elves
accelerate, shrill
Haiku # 47867 June 19, 2011 9:30 pm ET
by AVDpkpjbDNa of BuGvDsjpsah
decrepit docile
celestial hatchets mope, slick
cavemen supplicate
Haiku # 47866 June 18, 2011 10:33 pm ET
by tmfdaZRejOQ of VsyAxNrDHPsev
Annoying junk mail
Which no one will read on here
So we mark as spam
Haiku # 47865 June 17, 2011 2:21 am ET
by William
softly hard falcons
rambling goat fantasizes
polished Bela fades
Haiku # 47864 June 15, 2011 11:19 pm ET
by tgqWSSYzXrf of aAxmNhVjwBLiudV
piano despairs
glistening distressed copper
fading orchard grazes
Haiku # 47863 June 15, 2011 8:42 pm ET
by tLGCRexX of kLJBFkqzEzTb
champagne plus cocaine
formula for a migraine
at end of the lane
Haiku # 47862 June 14, 2011 7:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You should eat lettuce
You would Not Like McDonalds
You should eat lettuce
Haiku # 47861 June 14, 2011 4:41 pm ET
by Bob of Washington, DC
despondence bemoans
braying expectations shine
brusquely, blood moving
Haiku # 47860 June 14, 2011 3:49 am ET
by FCwYoMRusVKpI of kDepZLGNkCRQoTCQ
and I never thought to
question why all the words
fail me in the end

when i need no words
I can piss people off
with silence
Haiku # 47859 June 13, 2011 2:35 pm ET
by bs
for all the same this
might be a headstone to all
our lives words right here
Haiku # 47858 June 13, 2011 2:34 pm ET
by bs