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29 Years, 57 Days and 78011 Haiku later...
Crochet hook in hand
she chains a long warm cozy
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 48001 August 30, 2011 1:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
entropy is the
state of the world being born
soon it all dies down
Haiku # 48000 August 28, 2011 8:28 pm ET
by bs
I hate gardening
All that work which lasts a week
Then start allover!
Haiku # 47999 August 28, 2011 7:57 am ET
by William
So your healthy then
specially body functions
Important to know?
Haiku # 47994 August 27, 2011 5:10 am ET
by William
The sky seems as blue
As it did this past winter
Wind sings a new song
Haiku # 47993 August 26, 2011 11:41 am ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Boy has root canal
No laughing gas, no comfort.
Sadistic dentist.
Haiku # 47992 August 26, 2011 9:22 am ET
by vieracatlady of viera fl
one two three four five
syllables in first stanza.
Haiku is a success!
Haiku # 47991 August 26, 2011 9:20 am ET
by vieracatlady of viera, fl
Nothing feels quite right
Restless, irritable days
Balls in a bear trap
Haiku # 47985 August 23, 2011 8:24 pm ET
by Thoreau of :eicester
Absurd injustice
Pressing like a monstrous turd
Come enema! Purge!
Haiku # 47984 August 23, 2011 8:13 pm ET
by Thoreau of Leicester, UK
they're here today then
they're gone tomorrow just no
warning, voices fade
Haiku # 47983 August 22, 2011 7:48 am ET
by bs
time is such a joke.
one day or ten trillion years..
ZERO things matter.
Haiku # 47982 August 22, 2011 12:15 am ET
by ajl
I am not sure what
to say at this time to bless
you all with sweka
Haiku # 47981 August 21, 2011 3:19 am ET
by bs
When we were children
A year lasted forever
Now its an eyes blink
Haiku # 47980 August 20, 2011 2:54 pm ET
by William
When we were children
A year lasted forever
Now it
Haiku # 47979 August 20, 2011 2:53 pm ET
by William
some days are the shiz
waking up early for work
i wouldn't count those
Haiku # 47978 August 20, 2011 7:59 am ET
by ash
Each new day we wake
and an adveture unfolds
challenges and fun
Haiku # 47977 August 18, 2011 3:56 am ET
by William
another day ends
before you can catch your breath
another day starts
Haiku # 47976 August 17, 2011 9:54 am ET
by ash
submission error
in this timeless cyberspace
sad mistakes endure
Haiku # 47972 August 9, 2011 8:05 am ET
by ash
Scolded by the world
he retreat back into Hell
thats where the trolls live
Haiku # 47971 August 8, 2011 3:37 pm ET
by william
Scolded by the world
he retreat back into Hell
That
Haiku # 47970 August 8, 2011 3:35 pm ET
by William
Change is a dead weight
Keep it in one pocket and
You'll walk in circles.
Haiku # 47969 August 5, 2011 11:35 am ET
by William
Change is a dead weight
Keep it in one pocket and
You
Haiku # 47968 August 5, 2011 11:33 am ET
by William
a blessed angle
stopped to rest among the trees
renewing the way.
Haiku # 47967 August 3, 2011 12:25 pm ET
by mundane
a growth of flowers
lives with bee activity-
carefully i tread.
Haiku # 47963 August 2, 2011 9:57 pm ET
by mundane
thinking doesn't pay
how am i spending this life
and who gets the change
Haiku # 47962 August 2, 2011 9:06 am ET
by ash
songbirds chirp greetings
i look for a bit of shade-
to sit and share crumbs.
Haiku # 47961 August 1, 2011 10:10 pm ET
by mundane
many silences
streams flowing water gurgles-
noontime breeze shakes leaves.
Haiku # 47960 August 1, 2011 8:25 pm ET
by mundane
across the valley
where my feet sink deeply in-
the meadows green grass.
Haiku # 47959 August 1, 2011 7:59 pm ET
by mundane
living in this town
i long to walk the tree line-
into the valley.
Haiku # 47958 August 1, 2011 1:20 pm ET
by mundane
leave me where i lie
my soul is ripped from my heart
i don't want to live
Haiku # 47957 July 31, 2011 5:04 am ET
by ajl
oh busy sundays
ephemeral employment
but repetitive
Haiku # 47956 July 30, 2011 9:31 am ET
by ash
stream in slow motion
looks like the fog rolling in-
blue sky reflections.
Haiku # 47955 July 29, 2011 1:26 pm ET
by mundane
Heavenly Sand-worms in the makin'
Only one degree from
Kevin Bacon.
Haiku # 47953 July 28, 2011 3:45 pm ET
by Senor Pappas
the song remains the
same but the wrinkles and scars
tell us a story
Haiku # 47952 July 27, 2011 11:45 am ET
by ronin
over the weather
winter of my discontent
over the weather
Haiku # 47951 July 27, 2011 8:31 am ET
by ash
Constantly changing
Outside looks new, but cores old
We men dont change much
Haiku # 47950 July 27, 2011 6:32 am ET
by William
the habit of not
being able to shut up
worked well for glenn beck

for a time, but I
guess as we go blind, the show
must not go on...coda
Haiku # 47949 July 27, 2011 4:50 am ET
by ronin
over the years we have
changed from someone to someone
else, but we are us
Haiku # 47948 July 27, 2011 4:49 am ET
by ronin
Suffering for love
Curly red hair and freckles
Sweetest of Dutch girls

Forty one years old
Slim, articulate dancer
sang sweetly to me.

stroked my back and hair
We Tangoed with such beauty
I'm lost, i'm all yours!
Haiku # 47944 July 26, 2011 7:53 am ET
by William
I like it Betty
A wonderful description
Its meaning is clear.
Haiku # 47943 July 26, 2011 7:46 am ET
by William
You fit so nicely
between my arm and my chest
a key to my lock
Haiku # 47942 July 25, 2011 11:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'm worried about
that some things don't change and that
could be the downfall
Haiku # 47939 July 25, 2011 8:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I was thinking what
it means to be a "troll", why
is it done so and

why do people see
others in roles that maybe
others don't want to play
Haiku # 47938 July 25, 2011 8:01 am ET
by nyarlathotep
some things don't change for
a role is set by both by
the player and played
Haiku # 47937 July 25, 2011 7:59 am ET
by nyarlathotep
that troll's gotta troll
the poor pitiful princess
always our bridesmaid
Haiku # 47936 July 25, 2011 6:21 am ET
by ash
all hail to janis
cleaner of troll detritus
go you wonder grrrrl
Haiku # 47927 July 22, 2011 3:59 am ET
by ash
You sang in my ear
The falling leaves drift by my
window sill, My gift
Haiku # 47926 July 22, 2011 3:59 am ET
by William
at that great wedding
let it be widely revealed
you were the bridesmaid

how gay was that role ?
you tried hard as the princess
but a bad leia

hard as you tried to
filling your gold bikini
was an epic fail
Haiku # 47925 July 20, 2011 5:31 am ET
by ash
your strange disorder
may be certifiable
but you're mostly troll
Haiku # 47924 July 20, 2011 5:25 am ET
by ash
i've seen much pussy
eaten it and drilled it too
but you're the biggest
Haiku # 47923 July 20, 2011 5:21 am ET
by ash
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