Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
counting prisoners
held long in isolation
keeping tab of days
Haiku # 48131 November 13, 2011 10:07 am ET
by indiana
well at least someone
else is writing haikus here
instead of myself
Haiku # 48130 November 13, 2011 9:34 am ET
by bs
the Foreman signals
to release the giant ball
upon his brick wall
Haiku # 48129 November 13, 2011 9:07 am ET
by indiana
stricken slothful and
the day is dead and off, all
amateur poems
Haiku # 48128 November 13, 2011 2:06 am ET
by bs
bring it all back, bring
it back to the front, bring back
that which we have known
Haiku # 48127 November 12, 2011 12:20 pm ET
by bs
Im falling in love
Cute Japanese girl
Nice Tango dancer

Beauty Brains, talent
Consultant phychsiatrist
But just so dam cute.

I must be mad to dance!
Haiku # 48126 November 10, 2011 4:39 am ET
by William
sometime structure is
outweighed by faith but then the
new foundation stands...
Haiku # 48125 November 10, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
A Million Pixals
And the dam thing is still slow
fast broadband my Arse
Haiku # 48124 November 8, 2011 6:18 am ET
by William
and the Rapture did
not happen, surprise sur
prise... and thank God not...
Haiku # 48123 November 8, 2011 2:42 am ET
by bs
driving down the road
watching sceneries unfold
crossed a man so old
Haiku # 48122 November 8, 2011 2:27 am ET
by indiana
and to stand on a
milk crate to stomp trash down
to be nobody...
Haiku # 48121 November 8, 2011 2:22 am ET
by bs
caveat hubris...
and several dots later
do I have herpes?
Haiku # 48120 November 8, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
and I will be quite
happy to toss the notice
about bad plumbing too...
Haiku # 48119 November 8, 2011 2:19 am ET
by bs
excuse me oh girls and
men of canada, all due
respect, I've a world

to save...sans semantics...
Haiku # 48118 November 8, 2011 2:18 am ET
by bs
and one time long in
the past I'd say drink me but
that time is now done...
Haiku # 48117 November 8, 2011 2:18 am ET
by bs
each day the same old
setting and not one bit, I
see brooms, and dustpans...
Haiku # 48116 November 8, 2011 2:17 am ET
by bs
from being really
open to becoming a
secretive schmuck...
Haiku # 48115 November 8, 2011 2:16 am ET
by bs
and the best pasta
chef in the world and the golf
game in heaven or

sighs...hold on
Haiku # 48114 November 8, 2011 2:14 am ET
by bs
and jamaicans
and duck confit, and film students
that don't know how

to....use.....a...mop
Haiku # 48113 November 8, 2011 2:13 am ET
by bs
now imagine the
lecture on trash showing in
a dumpster, damn it
Haiku # 48112 November 8, 2011 2:11 am ET
by bs
before I came here
I got almost killed by a
volvo semi truck...
Haiku # 48111 November 8, 2011 2:08 am ET
by bs
as for smashing plates...
well for now I do that and
get reprimanded
Haiku # 48110 November 8, 2011 2:08 am ET
by bs
it begins to sound like
the old way of internet
butting heads, no more...
Haiku # 48109 November 8, 2011 2:07 am ET
by bs
anyone knows where?
I can smash glass plates on wall
that would be fun too
Haiku # 48108 November 7, 2011 10:12 pm ET
by indiana
the haiku zealot
in respect to the art form
issues this fatwā
Haiku # 48107 November 7, 2011 9:20 pm ET
by ash
that's always been a
point of mine, when can I just
throw paint at canvas...

do I need permission?


Haiku # 48106 November 7, 2011 1:29 pm ET
by bs
stream of consciousness
it's not just the syllables
there's also syntax
Haiku # 48105 November 7, 2011 5:10 am ET
by ash
some show on the H.
channel about energy
the big bang is still

with us, the cars we
drive, the food we eat, the light
all be energy...

Haiku # 48104 November 6, 2011 10:05 pm ET
by bs
Illuminating
Fundeamental as water
Light is everything...


Haiku # 48103 November 6, 2011 12:39 pm ET
by William
well, perhaps it is
time to cast shadow from raised
middle fingers to

that which needs it to
know perhaps
Haiku # 48102 November 6, 2011 1:54 am ET
by bs
the lights are dimming
casting distorted shadows
from little fingers
Haiku # 48101 November 5, 2011 8:36 pm ET
by indiana
periods of conflict
give time to voice the anxiety
and produce ideas
Haiku # 48100 November 5, 2011 1:41 pm ET
by bs
andy rooney passed
and it's hard to imagine
the world we once had

with the faces that spoke
to us and what replaces
those old faces?
Haiku # 48099 November 5, 2011 1:37 pm ET
by bs
We are in a mess
Armature politicians
That
Haiku # 48098 November 5, 2011 7:56 am ET
by again
We are in a mess
Armature politicians
That
Haiku # 48097 November 5, 2011 7:55 am ET
by William
sit down and share those
memories with one I knew
in grade school, and could

not believe she had
a son, but so long ago
we were the children
Haiku # 48096 November 5, 2011 1:01 am ET
by bs
just four days after
but twenty-eight years ago
seemed like yesterday
Haiku # 48095 November 4, 2011 8:10 am ET
by ash
Warm rain and sunshine
Unusual for November
Flowers still blooming
Haiku # 48094 November 4, 2011 5:01 am ET
by William
fresh snow has fallen
atop a dead hollow tree
changing its color
Haiku # 48093 November 4, 2011 2:41 am ET
by indiana
someday, somehow, the
world will be saved by haiku
and oddly, slim jims
Haiku # 48092 November 2, 2011 10:57 pm ET
by bs
Uncomfortable truths
easy to make others cry
sharing emotions..
Haiku # 48091 November 2, 2011 12:09 pm ET
by William
halloween mutates
another hallmark event
scary marketing
Haiku # 48090 November 2, 2011 3:19 am ET
by ash
reawaken, thou
this is resurrection, the
seed planted right now
Haiku # 48089 October 28, 2011 12:11 am ET
by jerk chicken
I'm not sure if someone doesn't like stephanie meyer's books here...
Haiku # 48088 October 23, 2011 2:58 am ET
by js
cold wind caressing
my naturally pale skin
notorious new moon
Haiku # 48087 October 22, 2011 8:07 am ET
by indiana
Friday Afternoon
Boobs on the internetwebs
Library Vixen
Haiku # 48086 October 21, 2011 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of in da Hayooos!
risen from the grave
the man returns, reborn and
renewed from his tomb
Haiku # 48085 October 21, 2011 3:30 am ET
by bs
portal to the grave
fallen stars and rising tides
etched in poet's web
Haiku # 48084 October 20, 2011 8:05 pm ET
by indiana
this site is going
to be known as good haiku
among some bad ones...
Haiku # 48083 October 18, 2011 1:02 pm ET
by bs
I called out your name
But mine was the only sound
Silence sounds pitch black.
Haiku # 48082 October 18, 2011 10:33 am ET
by William.
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