Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 250 Days and 77185 Haiku later...

then again some peeps
are worthless beasts, swine not worth
throwing your pearls to
Haiku # 48160, November 17, 2011 9:43 am ET
by bs
then again one must
feel in order to live like
a true human soul
Haiku # 48159, November 17, 2011 9:42 am ET
by bs
the owner of a
lonely heart is better than
one with one broken...
Haiku # 48158, November 17, 2011 9:41 am ET
by bs
so in the end two
scorpions meet in the dunes
do they really care?
Haiku # 48157, November 17, 2011 9:40 am ET
by bs
I feel like I need
to call on God to deal with
that person in war
Haiku # 48156, November 17, 2011 9:39 am ET
by bs
I just hate dealing
with the kind of person I
know feeds on my fear
Haiku # 48155, November 17, 2011 9:38 am ET
by bs
well more haikus are
being written, but what of
the ideas presented
Haiku # 48154, November 17, 2011 9:37 am ET
by bs
a life of battles
is not a life, the thing is
which ones must be fought
Haiku # 48153, November 17, 2011 9:22 am ET
by bs
no doubt you'll get well
from knife twisted here and there
spend life out your shell
Haiku # 48152, November 17, 2011 7:43 am ET
by indiana
happy birthday mum
the first one you haven't had
rest in peace dear girl
Haiku # 48151, November 17, 2011 5:36 am ET
by ash
and zip code as well
decode this and unzip hell:
king mass ward back yep
Haiku # 48150, November 17, 2011 4:08 am ET
by Lush
9 0 1 2 4
that ain't just a captcha, babe
it's a Yes album
Haiku # 48149, November 17, 2011 4:01 am ET
by Lush
often the ground rock
powdered and nasally rent
renders me ill bent
Haiku # 48148, November 17, 2011 3:59 am ET
by Lush
bs aplenty
whilst ash absorbs a portion
Indiana, too
Haiku # 48147, November 17, 2011 3:56 am ET
by Lush
I don't like this
I'm sorry, I can't play anymore
Haiku # 48146, November 17, 2011 1:50 am ET
by bs
perched on hollow tree
the owl sees the sniffing rat
as hallmark event
Haiku # 48145, November 16, 2011 9:14 pm ET
by indiana
you can pick your friends
and you can pick your nose, but...
don't pick your friend's nose
Haiku # 48144, November 16, 2011 7:03 am ET
by ash
looks like a stiff breeze
has blown the sand everywhere
so keep your eyes closed
Haiku # 48143, November 15, 2011 8:24 am ET
by indiana
it's fight or flight in
my psyche when put to test
should I run or fight?

Haiku # 48142, November 15, 2011 2:06 am ET
by bs
the real me would just
write as he sees the world, so
others are painful

for me to bare, to
deal with, I feel condemned by
strangers I don't know
Haiku # 48141, November 15, 2011 2:04 am ET
by bs
strong compulsions
to answer people who I
do not really know
Haiku # 48140, November 15, 2011 2:03 am ET
by bs
so whatever it is
is it worth the time I
have to pass the words
Haiku # 48139, November 15, 2011 2:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's mostly men here
and men tend to compete for
whatever it is
Haiku # 48138, November 15, 2011 2:01 am ET
by bs
the tension i feel
here drives answers but it feels
evil, destroys faith
Haiku # 48137, November 15, 2011 1:59 am ET
by bs
we only have the time
we are allotted in this life
no more, no less
Haiku # 48136, November 15, 2011 1:58 am ET
by bs
the rock will soon turn
into powdery white sand
have you enough time?
Haiku # 48135, November 15, 2011 12:45 am ET
by indiana
when all the words are
put down by the last human
hand, what will they mean?
Haiku # 48134, November 14, 2011 11:21 am ET
by bs
You write a chalenge
You ask us to write Haiku's
here's cause and affect
Haiku # 48133, November 14, 2011 5:28 am ET
by William
seething, writhing, for
the real is more scary than
the insubstantial
Haiku # 48132, November 13, 2011 11:10 pm ET
by bs
counting prisoners
held long in isolation
keeping tab of days
Haiku # 48131, November 13, 2011 10:07 am ET
by indiana
well at least someone
else is writing haikus here
instead of myself
Haiku # 48130, November 13, 2011 9:34 am ET
by bs
the Foreman signals
to release the giant ball
upon his brick wall
Haiku # 48129, November 13, 2011 9:07 am ET
by indiana
stricken slothful and
the day is dead and off, all
amateur poems
Haiku # 48128, November 13, 2011 2:06 am ET
by bs
bring it all back, bring
it back to the front, bring back
that which we have known
Haiku # 48127, November 12, 2011 12:20 pm ET
by bs
Im falling in love
Cute Japanese girl
Nice Tango dancer

Beauty Brains, talent
Consultant phychsiatrist
But just so dam cute.

I must be mad to dance!
Haiku # 48126, November 10, 2011 4:39 am ET
by William
sometime structure is
outweighed by faith but then the
new foundation stands...
Haiku # 48125, November 10, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
A Million Pixals
And the dam thing is still slow
fast broadband my Arse
Haiku # 48124, November 8, 2011 6:18 am ET
by William
and the Rapture did
not happen, surprise sur
prise... and thank God not...
Haiku # 48123, November 8, 2011 2:42 am ET
by bs
driving down the road
watching sceneries unfold
crossed a man so old
Haiku # 48122, November 8, 2011 2:27 am ET
by indiana
and to stand on a
milk crate to stomp trash down
to be nobody...
Haiku # 48121, November 8, 2011 2:22 am ET
by bs
caveat hubris...
and several dots later
do I have herpes?
Haiku # 48120, November 8, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
and I will be quite
happy to toss the notice
about bad plumbing too...
Haiku # 48119, November 8, 2011 2:19 am ET
by bs
excuse me oh girls and
men of canada, all due
respect, I've a world

to save...sans semantics...
Haiku # 48118, November 8, 2011 2:18 am ET
by bs
and one time long in
the past I'd say drink me but
that time is now done...
Haiku # 48117, November 8, 2011 2:18 am ET
by bs
each day the same old
setting and not one bit, I
see brooms, and dustpans...
Haiku # 48116, November 8, 2011 2:17 am ET
by bs
from being really
open to becoming a
secretive schmuck...
Haiku # 48115, November 8, 2011 2:16 am ET
by bs
and the best pasta
chef in the world and the golf
game in heaven or

sighs...hold on
Haiku # 48114, November 8, 2011 2:14 am ET
by bs
and jamaicans
and duck confit, and film students
that don't know how

to....use.....a...mop
Haiku # 48113, November 8, 2011 2:13 am ET
by bs
now imagine the
lecture on trash showing in
a dumpster, damn it
Haiku # 48112, November 8, 2011 2:11 am ET
by bs
before I came here
I got almost killed by a
volvo semi truck...
Haiku # 48111, November 8, 2011 2:08 am ET
by bs
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