Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 269 Days and 75945 Haiku later...

straight: why not murder
all Star Wars enthusiasts?
joke: they died inside.
Haiku # 48594, March 20, 2012 1:51 am ET
by Lush
no kidding
and why all the spam
about boner pills?
Haiku # 48593, March 18, 2012 10:52 pm ET
by bs
girls
are
sexy
Haiku # 48592, March 18, 2012 2:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
and today's kids if
hitler were alive they'd go
"yay, swastikas"

fucking idiots
Haiku # 48591, March 18, 2012 2:15 pm ET
by bs
ghastly disturbing
images
of ruined tv
Haiku # 48590, March 18, 2012 6:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the main problem
with the poetry of the vogons
is that they dont have armpits
(just kiddin)
Haiku # 48589, March 18, 2012 6:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nothing inspires this poem

and its dedicated to noone
Haiku # 48588, March 18, 2012 6:37 am ET
by clumsy and dull not so poetic rhymes
Aloha!
Haiku # 48587, March 18, 2012 4:33 am ET
by oueuouup of USA
Nippress and Ash. Darth Gaydar and StormPooper. Together forever! <3
Haiku # 48586, March 17, 2012 10:24 pm ET
by i am back
Good site,
Haiku # 48585, March 17, 2012 5:18 am ET
by eipoieet of USA
hmm, so it gets to
a bigger and bigger and
empty bored souls

conquistadors who took their share
Haiku # 48584, March 15, 2012 10:29 pm ET
by bs
Perfect!
Haiku # 48583, March 15, 2012 11:37 am ET
by pypeyyrw of USA
Sorry but,
Haiku # 48582, March 15, 2012 7:52 am ET
by epppowpy of USA
over the top is the
only solution for a world
gone stepford with cells
Haiku # 48581, March 14, 2012 10:15 pm ET
by bs
yes i has goods deals
on drugs for erections is
very nice! kazakhstan

is very nice country!
Haiku # 48580, March 14, 2012 10:15 pm ET
by bs of borat thou jewish man
Aloha!
Haiku # 48579, March 14, 2012 8:37 am ET
by uewwttep of USA
colonic distress
dipped into a fine bistro
and shed my soiled shorts
Haiku # 48578, March 14, 2012 3:31 am ET
by Lush
time springeth forward
haven't got time for the shame
i eschew the light
Haiku # 48577, March 14, 2012 3:25 am ET
by Lush
beset by danger
categorization maims
simplify and die
Haiku # 48576, March 14, 2012 3:22 am ET
by Lush
my generation
stood by the sidelines sometimes
thinking it was over
Haiku # 48575, March 13, 2012 12:20 pm ET
by bs
surrealism in a world
gone awry, memories destroyed
for false gods in aqarius
Haiku # 48574, March 13, 2012 12:19 pm ET
by bs
Free as the wind
Unique as a teardrop
Krummhorn

Haiku # 48573, March 13, 2012 6:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this poem
is for all those
who cant read
Haiku # 48572, March 13, 2012 5:45 am ET
by point less
the great ocean is still
lookin good
on a postcard
Haiku # 48571, March 13, 2012 5:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Perfect!
Haiku # 48570, March 13, 2012 4:02 am ET
by utoupiou of USA
it's like the breaks in
the song, time, a haiku then
random spam, work it

in
Haiku # 48569, March 11, 2012 2:22 pm ET
by bs
Hi there!
Haiku # 48568, March 11, 2012 7:14 am ET
by roeepeip of USA
the
Haiku # 48567, March 11, 2012 5:04 am ET
by bs
Blanket of snow reveals
Plethora of doggy
Haiku # 48566, March 10, 2012 6:29 pm ET
by Donna Smith of Pennsylvania
Fat cat lies on back
He wants to be petted, not!
Feline on display.
Haiku # 48565, March 10, 2012 6:20 pm ET
by James Hebrank of Bellefonte, Pa
hello my dear, you
seem to remember me and
aren't purring no more
Haiku # 48564, March 10, 2012 2:21 pm ET
by bs
Hello Kitty good
Hello Kitty not evil
Kitty put down gun!
Haiku # 48563, March 9, 2012 2:05 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
and still it posts small
interludes to the wide world
enwebbed to this beast
Haiku # 48562, March 9, 2012 1:38 am ET
by bs
Good site,
Haiku # 48561, March 8, 2012 2:27 pm ET
by yrtryrrt of USA
sounds like bye bye kitty...
hello angry birds and
does stove top go with angry birds?
Haiku # 48560, March 7, 2012 10:49 pm ET
by bs
Bought Hello Kitty
Dog ate stuffed Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty poop
Haiku # 48559, March 7, 2012 9:00 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
rfr f
Haiku # 48558, March 7, 2012 12:13 am ET
by phentermine of USA
not so long ago
there was a spam haiku site
speaking of utirty here...
Haiku # 48557, March 6, 2012 1:24 pm ET
by bs
wasn't it the end
of history about 10
years ago or such
?
Haiku # 48556, March 6, 2012 12:00 pm ET
by bs
Sorry but,
Haiku # 48555, March 6, 2012 5:51 am ET
by ututwiry of USA
the moving hand writes
and then having writ, moves on
or something like that
Haiku # 48554, March 6, 2012 3:14 am ET
by ash
the oil rich desert
devours without prejudice
any decency
Haiku # 48553, March 5, 2012 10:15 pm ET
by Lush
Be Be's combover
scarcely conceals his ardor
this cat's dangerous
Haiku # 48552, March 5, 2012 10:12 pm ET
by Lush
nuclear iran
plus u.s. "hearts" israel
all against all... fin.
Haiku # 48551, March 5, 2012 10:09 pm ET
by Lush
acclimation reigns
none superior, refrain
toss the boss prophet
Haiku # 48550, March 5, 2012 8:24 pm ET
by Lush
let us consider
the arrogance of some climes
vantage no better
Haiku # 48549, March 5, 2012 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
seasons do change... duh.
unless you live in Cali
what poetry now?
Haiku # 48548, March 5, 2012 8:20 pm ET
by Lush
might I recommend
a tome too heavy for shelves
it lies inside thine
Haiku # 48547, March 5, 2012 8:19 pm ET
by Lush
I'm a believer
but I have eric hoffer
sitting on a shelf

to remind me that
if I am blind, by myself
then others see for me
Haiku # 48546, March 5, 2012 12:38 pm ET
by bs
haiku is a zen
statement which can be a quick
note of world wisdom
Haiku # 48545, March 5, 2012 12:29 pm ET
by bs
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