Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 318 Days and 76079 Haiku later...

sounds like bye bye kitty...
hello angry birds and
does stove top go with angry birds?
Haiku # 48560, March 7, 2012 10:49 pm ET
by bs
Bought Hello Kitty
Dog ate stuffed Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty poop
Haiku # 48559, March 7, 2012 9:00 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
rfr f
Haiku # 48558, March 7, 2012 12:13 am ET
by phentermine of USA
not so long ago
there was a spam haiku site
speaking of utirty here...
Haiku # 48557, March 6, 2012 1:24 pm ET
by bs
wasn't it the end
of history about 10
years ago or such
?
Haiku # 48556, March 6, 2012 12:00 pm ET
by bs
Sorry but,
Haiku # 48555, March 6, 2012 5:51 am ET
by ututwiry of USA
the moving hand writes
and then having writ, moves on
or something like that
Haiku # 48554, March 6, 2012 3:14 am ET
by ash
the oil rich desert
devours without prejudice
any decency
Haiku # 48553, March 5, 2012 10:15 pm ET
by Lush
Be Be's combover
scarcely conceals his ardor
this cat's dangerous
Haiku # 48552, March 5, 2012 10:12 pm ET
by Lush
nuclear iran
plus u.s. "hearts" israel
all against all... fin.
Haiku # 48551, March 5, 2012 10:09 pm ET
by Lush
acclimation reigns
none superior, refrain
toss the boss prophet
Haiku # 48550, March 5, 2012 8:24 pm ET
by Lush
let us consider
the arrogance of some climes
vantage no better
Haiku # 48549, March 5, 2012 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
seasons do change... duh.
unless you live in Cali
what poetry now?
Haiku # 48548, March 5, 2012 8:20 pm ET
by Lush
might I recommend
a tome too heavy for shelves
it lies inside thine
Haiku # 48547, March 5, 2012 8:19 pm ET
by Lush
I'm a believer
but I have eric hoffer
sitting on a shelf

to remind me that
if I am blind, by myself
then others see for me
Haiku # 48546, March 5, 2012 12:38 pm ET
by bs
haiku is a zen
statement which can be a quick
note of world wisdom
Haiku # 48545, March 5, 2012 12:29 pm ET
by bs
Perfect!
Haiku # 48544, March 5, 2012 4:06 am ET
by ettrpttw of USA
cute things have to have
a sort of irony to them
to be quite cute
Haiku # 48543, March 4, 2012 3:30 pm ET
by bs
I think that the fourth
wall has come down and I have
just seen the master
Haiku # 48542, March 4, 2012 3:23 pm ET
by bs
cute little stars
cute little butterflies
cute little bees
i hate em
Haiku # 48541, March 4, 2012 12:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
money makes
the ass
go'round
Haiku # 48540, March 3, 2012 11:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if someone told u
that u would read this
u wouldnt believe it
Haiku # 48539, March 3, 2012 11:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
who cares about anyone
but himself
noone knows
Haiku # 48538, March 3, 2012 11:45 pm ET
by point less
people are
strugling for life
losers
Haiku # 48537, March 3, 2012 11:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the moon rises
above the old pine
below the lake
Haiku # 48536, March 3, 2012 11:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cold
its so cold
ok stay cool now
Haiku # 48535, March 3, 2012 11:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a dog barks
on the muddy street
so what
Haiku # 48534, March 3, 2012 11:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
im bored
gonna watch some porn now
bye
Haiku # 48533, March 3, 2012 10:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the cuttin edge
of this poem
is the punch line
Haiku # 48532, March 3, 2012 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
do you think thats funny?
stop laughin !
Bastard !!!
Haiku # 48531, March 3, 2012 10:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
winter spring
summer autumn
winter spring
Haiku # 48530, March 3, 2012 10:47 pm ET
by point less
the ultimate haiku is not about
enlightenment
is not about the ultimate haiku
Haiku # 48529, March 3, 2012 10:43 pm ET
by point less
existence
meaningless
poetry
Haiku # 48528, March 3, 2012 10:35 pm ET
by point less
new pond
frog jumps in
SPLASH!
oops
theres no water in it
Haiku # 48527, March 3, 2012 10:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
why this poem
is so Great?
cos is awesome
Haiku # 48526, March 3, 2012 10:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of ddf18
Chuck Norris
is not the president of USA
cuz is too smart for the job
Haiku # 48525, March 3, 2012 10:19 pm ET
by point less
15 Years
111 Days
and
48523 Haiku
later...
Haiku # 48524, March 3, 2012 10:16 pm ET
by point less
we often eat ourselves
or allow others to do so
thinking they'll know better

but as the man said
they know not what they do
otherwise would not do so
Haiku # 48523, March 3, 2012 2:25 pm ET
by bs
i feel like the snake
that eats itself, the symbol
of sickness or rebirth
Haiku # 48522, March 3, 2012 9:31 am ET
by bs
I am told if I share
my weaknesses teased relentlessly I was
head beaten in by self
Haiku # 48521, March 3, 2012 9:26 am ET
by bs
and yet we must pour
whether 'tis ink or pixel
bs, my brother
Haiku # 48520, March 2, 2012 12:01 am ET
by Lush
Dada obsessive
I shan't persevere, bs
in absentia
Haiku # 48519, March 1, 2012 11:56 pm ET
by Lush
Hi there!
Haiku # 48518, March 1, 2012 2:58 pm ET
by yyywtpit of USA
sitting at home in a mess
in the storm waiting to come and blow
through the window in march

go the frak away
Haiku # 48517, March 1, 2012 12:35 am ET
by bs
perfect!

I can hear echoes
of an unintentional dadaist
statement in that line
Haiku # 48516, March 1, 2012 12:29 am ET
by bs
maybe a new beginning
and maybe I'll stop posting
crap here to get heckled
Haiku # 48515, March 1, 2012 12:28 am ET
by bs
I might as well enjoy
the end of my life and find out
that goes on for years
Haiku # 48514, March 1, 2012 12:28 am ET
by bs
I may kill myself
over time, which means eating
lots of real fast food
Haiku # 48513, March 1, 2012 12:27 am ET
by bs
books are brandished to
the fire of mindless gen y twittering
literature is dead
Haiku # 48512, March 1, 2012 12:27 am ET
by bs
go set on a bench
and eat juicy fruit
even though it is gum
Haiku # 48511, March 1, 2012 12:26 am ET
by bs
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