Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 324 Days and 76089 Haiku later...

people are
strugling for life
losers
Haiku # 48537, March 3, 2012 11:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the moon rises
above the old pine
below the lake
Haiku # 48536, March 3, 2012 11:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cold
its so cold
ok stay cool now
Haiku # 48535, March 3, 2012 11:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a dog barks
on the muddy street
so what
Haiku # 48534, March 3, 2012 11:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
im bored
gonna watch some porn now
bye
Haiku # 48533, March 3, 2012 10:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the cuttin edge
of this poem
is the punch line
Haiku # 48532, March 3, 2012 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
do you think thats funny?
stop laughin !
Bastard !!!
Haiku # 48531, March 3, 2012 10:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
winter spring
summer autumn
winter spring
Haiku # 48530, March 3, 2012 10:47 pm ET
by point less
the ultimate haiku is not about
enlightenment
is not about the ultimate haiku
Haiku # 48529, March 3, 2012 10:43 pm ET
by point less
existence
meaningless
poetry
Haiku # 48528, March 3, 2012 10:35 pm ET
by point less
new pond
frog jumps in
SPLASH!
oops
theres no water in it
Haiku # 48527, March 3, 2012 10:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
why this poem
is so Great?
cos is awesome
Haiku # 48526, March 3, 2012 10:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of ddf18
Chuck Norris
is not the president of USA
cuz is too smart for the job
Haiku # 48525, March 3, 2012 10:19 pm ET
by point less
15 Years
111 Days
and
48523 Haiku
later...
Haiku # 48524, March 3, 2012 10:16 pm ET
by point less
we often eat ourselves
or allow others to do so
thinking they'll know better

but as the man said
they know not what they do
otherwise would not do so
Haiku # 48523, March 3, 2012 2:25 pm ET
by bs
i feel like the snake
that eats itself, the symbol
of sickness or rebirth
Haiku # 48522, March 3, 2012 9:31 am ET
by bs
I am told if I share
my weaknesses teased relentlessly I was
head beaten in by self
Haiku # 48521, March 3, 2012 9:26 am ET
by bs
and yet we must pour
whether 'tis ink or pixel
bs, my brother
Haiku # 48520, March 2, 2012 12:01 am ET
by Lush
Dada obsessive
I shan't persevere, bs
in absentia
Haiku # 48519, March 1, 2012 11:56 pm ET
by Lush
Hi there!
Haiku # 48518, March 1, 2012 2:58 pm ET
by yyywtpit of USA
sitting at home in a mess
in the storm waiting to come and blow
through the window in march

go the frak away
Haiku # 48517, March 1, 2012 12:35 am ET
by bs
perfect!

I can hear echoes
of an unintentional dadaist
statement in that line
Haiku # 48516, March 1, 2012 12:29 am ET
by bs
maybe a new beginning
and maybe I'll stop posting
crap here to get heckled
Haiku # 48515, March 1, 2012 12:28 am ET
by bs
I might as well enjoy
the end of my life and find out
that goes on for years
Haiku # 48514, March 1, 2012 12:28 am ET
by bs
I may kill myself
over time, which means eating
lots of real fast food
Haiku # 48513, March 1, 2012 12:27 am ET
by bs
books are brandished to
the fire of mindless gen y twittering
literature is dead
Haiku # 48512, March 1, 2012 12:27 am ET
by bs
go set on a bench
and eat juicy fruit
even though it is gum
Haiku # 48511, March 1, 2012 12:26 am ET
by bs
the horrid contours
of impending surroundings
i bask in a net
Haiku # 48510, February 29, 2012 12:10 am ET
by Lush
wherefrom more precise
what the fuck do i surmise
blandishment only
Haiku # 48509, February 29, 2012 12:09 am ET
by Lush
but, failing the cry
'gainst the darkness and repose
wherein rises art?
Haiku # 48508, February 29, 2012 12:05 am ET
by Lush
Perfect!
Haiku # 48507, February 28, 2012 9:31 am ET
by peuiiuye of USA
Missing.
the seasons will change
life folds over our memory
thats as it should be..
Haiku # 48506, February 28, 2012 9:26 am ET
by William
As the seasons change
Life is a fleeting moment
The flowers still bloom

The Birds will still sing
Life continues without us
Death is as should be

Life and out own death
Uncaring but essential
it needs to just be!

the seasons will change
and life folds over memory
that
Haiku # 48505, February 28, 2012 9:22 am ET
by William
Haiku # 48503, February 25, 2012 3:03 am ET
by owywprpu of USA
Well what do you know.
This site is still here running
Thank you to the gnomes
Haiku # 48502, February 24, 2012 11:29 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
our oligarchy
surpasses plutocracy
a photo finish
Haiku # 48498, February 22, 2012 12:11 am ET
by Lush
page up, page down, ho!
or annihilate the base
or free base, who cares?
Haiku # 48497, February 22, 2012 12:09 am ET
by Lush
psychic exhaustion
no pharmaceutical balm
turn the next leaf, son
Haiku # 48496, February 22, 2012 12:07 am ET
by Lush
Just fill the page, push the pushers off the end
Haiku # 48495, February 21, 2012 6:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
An old pond
Haiku # 48494, February 21, 2012 6:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
An old pond
Haiku # 48493, February 21, 2012 6:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The old pond;
A frog jumps in
Haiku # 48492, February 21, 2012 6:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Into the ancient pond
A frog jumps
Water
Haiku # 48491, February 21, 2012 6:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A lonely pond in age-old stillness sleeps . . .
Apart, unstirred by sound or motion . . . till
Suddenly into it a lithe frog leaps.
Haiku # 48490, February 21, 2012 6:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Furu ike ya
kawazu tobikomu
mizu no oto
Haiku # 48489, February 21, 2012 6:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
good site pharmacy
morphine propofol benzos
methylphenidate

go the fuck away
make like whitney and jackson
enough, too much, die
Haiku # 48488, February 20, 2012 6:51 pm ET
by ash
Surrealist haikus
Welcome to Salvador Daly
Drugs and crafted words
Haiku # 48486, February 17, 2012 10:03 am ET
by William
Surrealist haikus
Welcome to Salvador Daly
Drugs and crafted words
Haiku # 48485, February 17, 2012 9:51 am ET
by William
sorry for the wait
i haven't wasted your time
you used it badly
Haiku # 48484, February 17, 2012 4:18 am ET
by ash
Lick me, suck me, girl.
My little Valentine's ho
Oh how you can blow.
Haiku # 48481, February 14, 2012 11:04 pm ET
by Dirty Sanchez of your mouth
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