Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 27 Days and 76204 Haiku later...

crystalline downfall
wintertime value decline
invest in poems
Haiku # 48480, February 13, 2012 5:26 am ET
by Lush
'twas waxing forwards
slippery double helix
now waning backwards
Haiku # 48477, February 9, 2012 1:03 am ET
by Lush
repetitively
your tautology repeats
one more time again
Haiku # 48474, February 8, 2012 12:40 am ET
by ash
Nippress and Ash are gay homosexuals. Just sayin'
Haiku # 48473, February 7, 2012 12:45 pm ET
by i be back0
Adobe Reader?!!
That shit updates one more time...
I will choke a bitch.
Haiku # 48472, February 7, 2012 4:24 am ET
by Lush
He came with "The Word..."
The King of the graveyards!!!
bore the cross of sin???
Haiku # 48471, February 6, 2012 9:46 pm ET
by simon_legree of Tucson, Arizona
(dis)equilibrium
spiral staircase, atumble
i think i saw GOD
Haiku # 48470, February 4, 2012 1:45 am ET
by Lush
Well, there's inversion
and there's also perversion
then Televersion
Haiku # 48469, February 4, 2012 1:40 am ET
by Lush
none of that shit thanks
i can provide my own drugs
way cheaper than you
Haiku # 48468, February 3, 2012 6:02 am ET
by ash
blog in the morning
sunlight is burning brightly
across smokey sky
Haiku # 48464, January 31, 2012 1:08 pm ET
by rowdy of grassy gultch
No, not alcole
nice to know someone gets it
think its a virus
Haiku # 48463, January 30, 2012 8:17 am ET
by William
affection ensconced
half-gone and anesthetized
pretty folding chair
Haiku # 48462, January 30, 2012 1:14 am ET
by shirley
await sober one
we could all be here awhile
for shame, affliction
Haiku # 48461, January 29, 2012 10:46 pm ET
by Lush
series heretofore
ramshackle drunken blather
series hereafter?
Haiku # 48460, January 29, 2012 10:28 pm ET
by Lush
You woudn't be here
if it hadn't been for love
it's gone, now your here
Haiku # 48459, January 27, 2012 3:20 pm ET
by William
You wouldn
Haiku # 48458, January 27, 2012 3:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You wouldn
Haiku # 48457, January 27, 2012 3:16 pm ET
by William
No connections here
We write we read and we laugh
Haiku solitude
..
Haiku # 48456, January 25, 2012 9:36 am ET
by William
clarification
annihilate profiteers
and bathe in excess
Haiku # 48455, January 24, 2012 2:14 am ET
by Lush
subdivide power
widespread serial murder
top down stimulus
Haiku # 48454, January 24, 2012 2:12 am ET
by Lush
a beauteous niche
amid vainglory and filth
nurture the obscure
Haiku # 48453, January 23, 2012 11:50 pm ET
by Lush
a white glove affair
donned to conceal fingerprints
crime remunerates*

* pays handsomely
Haiku # 48452, January 21, 2012 7:15 pm ET
by Lush of An Isle Unto Myself
a triple feature
three sheets taut, midafternoon
next: Mommie Dearest
Haiku # 48451, January 21, 2012 5:34 pm ET
by Lush
comparative film
Estevez: Did I stutter?
No, but Bertie did.
Haiku # 48450, January 21, 2012 5:19 pm ET
by Lush
just roll with it, it's
like you regard me, a fluff
get over it, write
Haiku # 48449, January 19, 2012 10:07 pm ET
by bs
Hey you drug pushers
Check your records on sales here
Zero, None at all...
Haiku # 48446, January 19, 2012 7:48 am ET
by William
the aussie prezzer?
does he quote nancy reagan
abysmal harridan
Haiku # 48445, January 19, 2012 1:45 am ET
by Lush
worse things have happened
take the president's advice
just say no to drugs
Haiku # 48444, January 18, 2012 5:41 am ET
by ash
herein i do mourn
the demise of bad haiku
angel dusted, i
Haiku # 48443, January 18, 2012 1:47 am ET
by Lush
Unique flakes of snow,
individuality.
Lost amongst the mass.
Haiku # 48440, January 14, 2012 6:32 pm ET
by mundane
Crystalline beauty,
freshly fallen mornings snow.
Just margins of life.
Haiku # 48439, January 14, 2012 12:10 pm ET
by mundane
there's two ways to
view this spam,,,bad crap or a
bit of dada art

there's more than two ways
Haiku # 48438, January 14, 2012 11:47 am ET
by bs
salutary pile
comprising common compost
shit heaps majestic
Haiku # 48436, January 13, 2012 11:57 pm ET
by Lush
they call me butter
cause i'm on a heated roll
and one fat bastard
Haiku # 48435, January 13, 2012 11:53 pm ET
by Lush
recalcitrant boob
perambulating askew
woe is the other
Haiku # 48434, January 13, 2012 11:52 pm ET
by Lush
craigs listed a dude
age and form identical
i ravished myself
Haiku # 48433, January 13, 2012 11:50 pm ET
by Lush
boorish morgue lessees
imagine undead soirees
visage slap dirt nap
Haiku # 48432, January 13, 2012 11:47 pm ET
by Lush
people imitate
the leader hoping that that
leader knows something

hitler blew his brains out
Haiku # 48429, January 12, 2012 11:02 am ET
by bs
image us men
standing on a ruined empire
barbarians at the gate
Haiku # 48428, January 12, 2012 11:01 am ET
by bs
Imagine these men
How simple minded they are
Non haiku sale goods
..
Haiku # 48427, January 12, 2012 9:11 am ET
by William
who or what programs
these, things to sell people stuff
we don't really need
Haiku # 48426, January 11, 2012 12:49 pm ET
by bs
well at least um um
ao12ded is trying to spam
in haiku form maybe
Haiku # 48423, January 11, 2012 9:41 am ET
by bs
gratitude suffused
awash in humbled splendor
vigorous witness
Haiku # 48421, January 11, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
tug on the reins, son
paranoia destroys ya
quilted for pleasure
Haiku # 48420, January 11, 2012 1:55 am ET
by Lush
protons are their own
antiparticle, they cancel
each other out in time
Haiku # 48419, January 11, 2012 1:18 am ET
by bs
I'm a scorpio
so you get what you give when
you give it I give

back, stinger, reaction
counterreaction it's like
palestine and isreal

Haiku # 48418, January 11, 2012 1:17 am ET
by bs
there's a lot more
going on in my life, so overdose
already and move on
Haiku # 48417, January 11, 2012 1:12 am ET
by bs
the flood of sewage
does it matter, from toronto
to tokyo, shit is shit

zen is zen, people
suck cock, and continue
to be the damned on

the wide road, when hell
claims you and i, you deserved it
the godless and the pharisee

on the same path
Haiku # 48416, January 11, 2012 1:11 am ET
by bs
show some respect and
somehow I just might shut
the hell up and move on
Haiku # 48415, January 11, 2012 1:10 am ET
by bs
this is like an english
class full of people who write
derivatives

of vampire the masquerade
sessions and call it
original fiction
Haiku # 48414, January 11, 2012 1:08 am ET
by bs
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