Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 25 Days and 77405 Haiku later...

they call me butter
cause i'm on a heated roll
and one fat bastard
Haiku # 48435, January 13, 2012 11:53 pm ET
by Lush
recalcitrant boob
perambulating askew
woe is the other
Haiku # 48434, January 13, 2012 11:52 pm ET
by Lush
craigs listed a dude
age and form identical
i ravished myself
Haiku # 48433, January 13, 2012 11:50 pm ET
by Lush
boorish morgue lessees
imagine undead soirees
visage slap dirt nap
Haiku # 48432, January 13, 2012 11:47 pm ET
by Lush
people imitate
the leader hoping that that
leader knows something

hitler blew his brains out
Haiku # 48429, January 12, 2012 11:02 am ET
by bs
image us men
standing on a ruined empire
barbarians at the gate
Haiku # 48428, January 12, 2012 11:01 am ET
by bs
Imagine these men
How simple minded they are
Non haiku sale goods
..
Haiku # 48427, January 12, 2012 9:11 am ET
by William
who or what programs
these, things to sell people stuff
we don't really need
Haiku # 48426, January 11, 2012 12:49 pm ET
by bs
well at least um um
ao12ded is trying to spam
in haiku form maybe
Haiku # 48423, January 11, 2012 9:41 am ET
by bs
gratitude suffused
awash in humbled splendor
vigorous witness
Haiku # 48421, January 11, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
tug on the reins, son
paranoia destroys ya
quilted for pleasure
Haiku # 48420, January 11, 2012 1:55 am ET
by Lush
protons are their own
antiparticle, they cancel
each other out in time
Haiku # 48419, January 11, 2012 1:18 am ET
by bs
I'm a scorpio
so you get what you give when
you give it I give

back, stinger, reaction
counterreaction it's like
palestine and isreal

Haiku # 48418, January 11, 2012 1:17 am ET
by bs
there's a lot more
going on in my life, so overdose
already and move on
Haiku # 48417, January 11, 2012 1:12 am ET
by bs
the flood of sewage
does it matter, from toronto
to tokyo, shit is shit

zen is zen, people
suck cock, and continue
to be the damned on

the wide road, when hell
claims you and i, you deserved it
the godless and the pharisee

on the same path
Haiku # 48416, January 11, 2012 1:11 am ET
by bs
show some respect and
somehow I just might shut
the hell up and move on
Haiku # 48415, January 11, 2012 1:10 am ET
by bs
this is like an english
class full of people who write
derivatives

of vampire the masquerade
sessions and call it
original fiction
Haiku # 48414, January 11, 2012 1:08 am ET
by bs
lack of empathy
from a tattered generation
of empty wannabes

and never will bes
Haiku # 48413, January 11, 2012 1:07 am ET
by bs
I like writing my
verse so whatever you see
you will see much more
Haiku # 48412, January 11, 2012 1:05 am ET
by bs
Carrollian verse
replete with nonsense Jabber
vamoose you spruce goose
Haiku # 48411, January 11, 2012 12:08 am ET
by Lush
my latest theorem
tis ineffable for sure
inviting no proof
Haiku # 48410, January 11, 2012 12:05 am ET
by Lush
prurience unbound
fortune favors the blind clown
double visioned slant
Haiku # 48409, January 11, 2012 12:01 am ET
by Lush
through hall of failed loves
our lothario wanders
merrily, disease free
Haiku # 48408, January 10, 2012 11:59 pm ET
by Lush
miniature keg
tapped for me alone, at home
buoyancy, nancy
Haiku # 48407, January 10, 2012 11:56 pm ET
by Lush
or I will not die
because people need me in
real life to do stuff
Haiku # 48406, January 10, 2012 2:11 pm ET
by bs
I will die, not at
all caring what people say
to me in isolation
Haiku # 48405, January 10, 2012 9:17 am ET
by bs
plunged into the depths
once again to the chagrin
of those around me
Haiku # 48404, January 10, 2012 8:08 am ET
by bs
quietly told to
leave on a monday, anger
wells up, feels empty
Haiku # 48403, January 9, 2012 10:57 pm ET
by bs
I would prefer to
see a flood of haikus than
a flood of pill spam

throw some stuff out there lush
Haiku # 48402, January 9, 2012 10:55 pm ET
by bs
toppled wine bottle
wrist plant, severed ligament
just another sprawl
Haiku # 48401, January 9, 2012 10:34 pm ET
by Lush
agile court jester
befuddles the monolith
flummox the onslaught
Haiku # 48400, January 9, 2012 10:30 pm ET
by Lush
if a person who
is controversial dies then
are their ideas, seen?
Haiku # 48399, January 9, 2012 1:37 pm ET
by bs
the expansion
of spam bots has made the Net
not what it once was
Haiku # 48398, January 9, 2012 7:20 am ET
by bs
We struggle with words
And they sell us Viagra
How stupid are they?
..
Haiku # 48397, January 9, 2012 6:32 am ET
by William
plumbing is an in
depth subject and we plunge to
the deepest sewage
Haiku # 48396, January 8, 2012 2:30 pm ET
by bs
If my own mother
had any sense in the world,
she'd flush the toilet!
Haiku # 48395, January 8, 2012 6:36 am ET
by A.J. Chilson of Princeton, TX
shall we sink lower
and I shall post joel osteen
sermons vebatim?
Haiku # 48394, January 8, 2012 12:04 am ET
by bs
so grunge children, no
answer? what have we been sunk
to but ads from dumb

pakistani bot
programs that sell el o so
cheapo crapo pronto
Haiku # 48393, January 7, 2012 11:58 pm ET
by bs
ok ok, the next big
crisis comes along and the
next, and the next, and...
Haiku # 48386, January 6, 2012 12:26 am ET
by bs
how's for racism?
asian dude in a wool cap
must be a dj
Haiku # 48385, January 5, 2012 11:39 pm ET
by Lush
return to the stacks
revise your pallid theses
for the real is yet...
Haiku # 48384, January 5, 2012 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
pestilence, famine
torture, rape and slavery
THESE are concerns
Haiku # 48383, January 5, 2012 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
ordered disorder?
civil disobedience?
just finger painting
Haiku # 48382, January 5, 2012 11:24 pm ET
by Lush
nuclear funtime,
economic brinksmanship
these cannot compete
Haiku # 48381, January 5, 2012 11:22 pm ET
by Lush
crisis or crises
immediacy distorts
remember the plague?
Haiku # 48380, January 5, 2012 11:20 pm ET
by Lush
it seems meaningless
given the crisis we have
to plant these dumb seeds
Haiku # 48378, January 3, 2012 11:51 pm ET
by bs
well it becomes a
satire, the persistence
of "zabadooey"
Haiku # 48377, January 3, 2012 11:43 pm ET
by bs
DTE telephone helper
a temporary password xxxxfu
random chance maybe
Haiku # 48375, January 3, 2012 12:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mannequin surmised
upon mountainous sunrise
disoriented
Haiku # 48374, January 3, 2012 3:06 am ET
by Lush
depiction varies
while truth resides in berries
in vino veritas
Haiku # 48373, January 3, 2012 2:50 am ET
by Lush
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >