Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 67 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
my latest theorem
tis ineffable for sure
inviting no proof
Haiku # 48410 January 11, 2012 12:05 am ET
by Lush
prurience unbound
fortune favors the blind clown
double visioned slant
Haiku # 48409 January 11, 2012 12:01 am ET
by Lush
through hall of failed loves
our lothario wanders
merrily, disease free
Haiku # 48408 January 10, 2012 11:59 pm ET
by Lush
miniature keg
tapped for me alone, at home
buoyancy, nancy
Haiku # 48407 January 10, 2012 11:56 pm ET
by Lush
or I will not die
because people need me in
real life to do stuff
Haiku # 48406 January 10, 2012 2:11 pm ET
by bs
I will die, not at
all caring what people say
to me in isolation
Haiku # 48405 January 10, 2012 9:17 am ET
by bs
plunged into the depths
once again to the chagrin
of those around me
Haiku # 48404 January 10, 2012 8:08 am ET
by bs
quietly told to
leave on a monday, anger
wells up, feels empty
Haiku # 48403 January 9, 2012 10:57 pm ET
by bs
I would prefer to
see a flood of haikus than
a flood of pill spam

throw some stuff out there lush
Haiku # 48402 January 9, 2012 10:55 pm ET
by bs
toppled wine bottle
wrist plant, severed ligament
just another sprawl
Haiku # 48401 January 9, 2012 10:34 pm ET
by Lush
agile court jester
befuddles the monolith
flummox the onslaught
Haiku # 48400 January 9, 2012 10:30 pm ET
by Lush
if a person who
is controversial dies then
are their ideas, seen?
Haiku # 48399 January 9, 2012 1:37 pm ET
by bs
the expansion
of spam bots has made the Net
not what it once was
Haiku # 48398 January 9, 2012 7:20 am ET
by bs
We struggle with words
And they sell us Viagra
How stupid are they?
..
Haiku # 48397 January 9, 2012 6:32 am ET
by William
plumbing is an in
depth subject and we plunge to
the deepest sewage
Haiku # 48396 January 8, 2012 2:30 pm ET
by bs
If my own mother
had any sense in the world,
she'd flush the toilet!
Haiku # 48395 January 8, 2012 6:36 am ET
by A.J. Chilson of Princeton, TX
shall we sink lower
and I shall post joel osteen
sermons vebatim?
Haiku # 48394 January 8, 2012 12:04 am ET
by bs
so grunge children, no
answer? what have we been sunk
to but ads from dumb

pakistani bot
programs that sell el o so
cheapo crapo pronto
Haiku # 48393 January 7, 2012 11:58 pm ET
by bs
ok ok, the next big
crisis comes along and the
next, and the next, and...
Haiku # 48386 January 6, 2012 12:26 am ET
by bs
how's for racism?
asian dude in a wool cap
must be a dj
Haiku # 48385 January 5, 2012 11:39 pm ET
by Lush
return to the stacks
revise your pallid theses
for the real is yet...
Haiku # 48384 January 5, 2012 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
pestilence, famine
torture, rape and slavery
THESE are concerns
Haiku # 48383 January 5, 2012 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
ordered disorder?
civil disobedience?
just finger painting
Haiku # 48382 January 5, 2012 11:24 pm ET
by Lush
nuclear funtime,
economic brinksmanship
these cannot compete
Haiku # 48381 January 5, 2012 11:22 pm ET
by Lush
crisis or crises
immediacy distorts
remember the plague?
Haiku # 48380 January 5, 2012 11:20 pm ET
by Lush
it seems meaningless
given the crisis we have
to plant these dumb seeds
Haiku # 48378 January 3, 2012 11:51 pm ET
by bs
well it becomes a
satire, the persistence
of "zabadooey"
Haiku # 48377 January 3, 2012 11:43 pm ET
by bs
DTE telephone helper
a temporary password xxxxfu
random chance maybe
Haiku # 48375 January 3, 2012 12:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mannequin surmised
upon mountainous sunrise
disoriented
Haiku # 48374 January 3, 2012 3:06 am ET
by Lush
depiction varies
while truth resides in berries
in vino veritas
Haiku # 48373 January 3, 2012 2:50 am ET
by Lush
rest in Assumption
internal discourse valid
save some revision
Haiku # 48372 January 3, 2012 2:46 am ET
by Lush
it is a plague of
narcissism me me me
for te se me la...

the freaks out, the jocks
of society in, do they
repeat these mistakes?
Haiku # 48371 January 3, 2012 2:16 am ET
by bs
dash repetition
mine folly, lame condition
neural mutiny
Haiku # 48370 January 3, 2012 1:54 am ET
by Lush
dash bottlenecking
density ripped from the void
infinity flows
Haiku # 48369 January 3, 2012 1:47 am ET
by Lush
to be honest lush
I was thinking of you weird
as it may be, how

are you, and all that
cal, canadian are you
but given write guard

we start with the self
Haiku # 48368 January 3, 2012 12:26 am ET
by bs
nothing could be fine
arising in Caroline
a given morning
Haiku # 48367 January 2, 2012 11:29 pm ET
by Lush
whilst barrelling on
obscurantist symbolists
imprison monkeys
Haiku # 48366 January 2, 2012 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
sad nomenclature
other voices dampening
cast open a window
Haiku # 48365 January 2, 2012 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
so many poets
reflect only on themselves
i'm the blackest pot
Haiku # 48364 January 2, 2012 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
the trouble with these
spammers is they're robots, do
not click or get bugged
Haiku # 48363 January 2, 2012 9:28 pm ET
by bs
ayuh, we got the
great sickness bukowski had
we are writing here...
Haiku # 48362 January 2, 2012 9:27 pm ET
by bs
take your pills away
haiku is the drug for us
grandma's packing wood
Haiku # 48361 January 2, 2012 8:05 pm ET
by ash
it's almost like art
is under attack as a
new world forms from X
Haiku # 48359 January 1, 2012 1:51 pm ET
by bs
well as will always
happen the borats of the Net
world post cheap dick drugs
Haiku # 48358 January 1, 2012 1:49 pm ET
by bs
it's that time again
for new year resolutions.
mine? try to keep job.
Haiku # 48354 January 1, 2012 4:11 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
opiate wonder
host spirit rent asunder
whilst flesh doth cohere
Haiku # 48353 January 1, 2012 1:29 am ET
by Lush
scattershot poems
vital targets elusive
pierce some main vessels
Haiku # 48352 January 1, 2012 1:27 am ET
by Lush
voracious mindset
shred the bitter palimpsest
and devour anew
Haiku # 48351 January 1, 2012 1:24 am ET
by Lush
arbitrary turn
dash your abject calendar
harness the moment
Haiku # 48350 January 1, 2012 1:20 am ET
by Lush
tried to write some thing
"profound" and I find even
now spelchckured out
Haiku # 48349 December 31, 2011 8:36 am ET
by bs of the ball must drop
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